Here’s Britney Spears leaving a gym with her mom yesterday – I’ll assume this is related. – and seriously, what the hell is going on with her face? Are they starving her? Because my money’s on starving her. And yet nobody’s going to do anything. But if she was a puppy, you’d all sign 20,000 petitions and storm her house with hot dogs on pitchforks. Sometimes, Internet. Some fucking times…
UPDATE: Huge thanks to blerg in the comments. This was bugging the shit out of me:
UPDATE: Except sorry, Odo, but it’s definitely this one which also explains why the words “die in an AIDS-fire” kept repeating in my head. I honestly thought I was Donald Sterling for a minute there. (h/t Stan Dombrowski)
UPDATE: And tom just worked his way in here. I want to say this is the last one, but I could literally do these all day. I’m that lonely.
UPDATE: “Jack, you said I could watch you improve the paintings.” (Motherfuckin’ TomFrank’s Ghost.):
Photos: AKM-GSI, Splash News