What Happened To Britney Spears’ Face?

July 18th, 2014 // 54 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears leaving a gym with her mom yesterday – I’ll assume this is related. – and seriously, what the hell is going on with her face? Are they starving her? Because my money’s on starving her. And yet nobody’s going to do anything. But if she was a puppy, you’d all sign 20,000 petitions and storm her house with hot dogs on pitchforks. Sometimes, Internet. Some fucking times…

UPDATE: Huge thanks to blerg in the comments. This was bugging the shit out of me:

Odo Star Trek Deep Space Nine

 

UPDATE: Except sorry, Odo, but it’s definitely this one which also explains why the words “die in an AIDS-fire” kept repeating in my head. I honestly thought I was Donald Sterling for a minute there. (h/t Stan Dombrowski)

Ann Coulter

 

UPDATE: And tom just worked his way in here. I want to say this is the last one, but I could literally do these all day. I’m that lonely.

Ron Perlman Beast

 

UPDATE: “Jack, you said I could watch you improve the paintings.” (Motherfuckin’ TomFrank’s Ghost.):

Alicia Hunt Batman

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  1. As Sandra Bullock would say, plastic surgery, baby!!

  2. Still hotter than anything named Kardashian.

  3. Cher X

    When did she become Cameron Diaz?

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    JC
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    Her FFBL (Furnch Fry Blood Levels) are too low. Her organs are shutting down and her skin is sloughing off.

  5. Britney Spears Nipples Face Gym
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    It’s called getting older and wearing black eyeliner….too much of it.

  6. Margaret

    She’s 52 after all.

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    Cock Dr
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    Remember when she did that awards show number with the snake? And she was damned near naked?
    Yeah, I remember that.

  8. Britney Spears Nipples Face Gym
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    i am thinking plastic surgery, just seen another photo and her nose looks slimmer

  9. mrfknhappy

    Why do some girls go to the gym wearing a shit ton of makeup? Looks like her war paint is coming off….def needs more…yuck

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    Kris Jenner
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    I bet she’s on anti-psychotics. Those things are hell on the body

  11. Britney Spears Nipples Face Gym
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    new nose?

  12. Pat C.

    Hitting the left arrow cycled me back to the pictures from her 26th birthday party. Granted there’s a huge difference between wearing makeup to a party, and finishing up a workout, but I don’t think she can look this happy anymore.
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/britney-spears-spends-her-birthday-with-paris/1203_britney_spears_bday_00-jpg-2

  13. Bob

    Stroke, or the Botox guy slipped on all the furnch fry grease on her face when he was giving her injections.

  14. Britney Spears Nipples Face Gym
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    Showbiz really is a pile of shit, you know.
    Just like the restaurant and grocery store businesses waste more food than any other industries… so showbiz wastes people.
    A lot.

  15. blerg

    Odo, your people await your return to the great link.

  16. Britney, no! She had one of the nicest cute/pretty faces out there. There was no need to change anything. Her mouth and eyes are messed up. That must be her fourth nose job now. That’s unethical, all doctors know you can’t keep messing with it.

  17. This isn’t Britney. She is Urta Spengler, a dental technician in New Jersey. Fish is fooling us.

    I hope.

  18. MIZ MIZRY

    autotuned.

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    jason
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    She looks like Ann Coulter now

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    sunny
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    They changed her nose.

  21. anonymous

    Aging is a bitch for some people.

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    tom
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    She is clearly mutating into Ron Perlman.

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    Cletus
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn… she’s got one pointing high and one pointing low…

  24. A) can’t they afford better bras and 2) crazy sunken eyes!

  25. Shhh shh shhhh, children & Fish, come :waves over: , gather ’round in a circle and sit Indian style at the hem of my maxi skirt. I will pull the woman’s book of secrets out of my uterus and read to you the specific answers to Fish’s question as you look at each other and up at me with wonder.

    What Happened To Britney Spears’ Face?
    :leafs several pages past the prologue:

    ahh here it is,
    Chapter 1 – Brow bone area
    Her eyebrows are recently bleached. It takes about 2 weeks for eyebrow roots to grow in a bit to provide some shading. This, especially if you are tan, makes you look like a mutant unless you use eyebrow pencils or eyebrow powder to fill and make the area look less sparse. She didn’t do this, but she did apply dark eye makeup, which exaggerates the eyebrow issue.

    Chapter 2 – Lip area
    She is a 32-year-old smoker, and as such should have had the fine lines of a smoker around her mouth, but she does not because of dermatological intervention. This means, she gets either Botox or Restylane injections right around her lips and above her top lip. This has been freshly done. The area between her top line and nose is temporarily numb and paralyzed, which is why her top lip looks funny and she is licking it, same idea as when people look strange after being numbed at the dentist.

    Chapter 3 – Nose
    The top of your lip and the base of your nose connect via the
    depressor septi muscle. It’s been injected as mentioned in Chapter 2 and the area is temporarily paralyzed. She actually can not smile because the muscle is seized. What that does to the normally bulbous tip of her nose is temporarily minimize it because the nostrils are narrowed and pulled into a shape similar to what happens when you are sniffing something.

    The End.

  26. All that electric shock therapy has burned off her eyebrows.

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    o'chunt
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    No way is that Britney Spears. No fuckin’ way.

  28. Probably too late to get in on this, but I suspect, Fish, that she most reminds you of this, from that movie you saw when you were 9: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110808221904/dcmovies/images/e/ef/Alicia_Hunt_02.jpg

    You’re welcome.

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    Pilin
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    Quack Syndrome.

  30. Britney Spears Nipples Face Gym
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    Looks like Cameron Diaz.

  31. Britney Spears Nipples Face Gym
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    Did the surgically remove her eyebrows too? ::sadface::

  32. Britney Spears Nipples Face Gym
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    It’s the flesh-colored eyebrows thing. That Eileen Wuornos shit never looked good on anyone.

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    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    She just had a Laser peel, and they put concealer on to cover it.
    In about 2 weeks she’ll be back in line at McDonalds, as good
    as new. Seriously, that’s what they look like. She’s probably
    REALLY red under the concealer.

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    I say nose job and Botox.

  35. Fred

    Still got a boner.

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    lahope
    Commented on this photo:

    New nose + getting older

  37. Ashley

    Her eyebrows have been dyed too light and I’m guessing botox swelling.

  38. DAYUM

    AT LEEST SHE STILL GOTS HER HARE.

  39. Glass

    Crying at these pics you keep updating with, holy shit

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    It’s hard to believe she’s only 32.

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    Estef
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    She just needs a little Botox between her eyes and some Restylane injections in her smile lines. It’s just from smoking, and can be easily remedied.

  42. B. Hinde

    Face doesn’t ring a bell but I never forget a nipple.

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    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    She went and got herself duck-lipped and has a hard time adjusting to it as you can see from her constantly licking her upper lip. Mom and daughter spa-day, surgery just a normal day to day thing…

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    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah, duck lips and some easy peasy quick and easy ripping out some volume from the sides of her nose, then mush probably inserted into her lips, gross as those procedures are

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    whatever
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    And she doesn’t look like herself anymore, why the f-ck do people do this to themselves?!

  46. Sven Oljaski

    What happened to her face? Either a high brow cocaine addiction, a low brow meth addiction, or both.

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