We’ve moved servers

August 21st, 2006 // 71 Comments

If you hadn’t already noticed we’ve been having some serious server issues for the past few weeks or so, with the problem escalating from a slight nuisance to total catastrophic failure. We ordered a new server to deal with the problem awhile back and – after a huge delay on the harddrive – finally got it up and running. Long story short we’ve upgraded our servers again. If you’re reading this it means you’re still on the old server, but once the internet does its thing and propogates fully you should start getting the new server with new posts. This was supposed to be a smooth transition that occured over the weekend but our old server was in such a bad state we could barely lift the data and transfer it over. To say we’ve been up for the past 36 hrs trying to get everything moved over would not be an exaggeration. It would be a statement Abraham Lincoln himself would be proud to make.

NOTE: The forums are fucked at the moment. The old server is being a little bitch and not letting us transfer the database over. We’re working to get the problem fixed but at the moment we don’t really know when it’ll be back up.

ANOTHER NOTE: If you keep seeing this post just give it a few hours and try again. Propogation can take anywhere from 24 to 72 hours and it varies depending on where you are in the world. Just give it some time and try again later.


  1. RichPort

    Living across the street from a college, or even living somewhere like College Point, doesn’t technically mean you go to college. Oh yea, Howard’s a university. Idiot. And it’s ok to use caps at the beginning of each sentence, they do frown upon lowercase letters in higher education.

  2. danielle

    what are you telling me that for? I already KNOW that. YOU, on the other hand, got your degree from the back of a matchbook..so techinically…you’re the idiot.

    i never said Howard “wasn’t” a university, asswipe. but anyways, i’ll let you get back to cleaning the streets…or your ass..whichever one comes first.

  3. RichPort

    Punctuation, idiot. Unlike humanity, its not your enemy.

  4. danielle

    your wording amuses me. try and make a whole sentence next time….is that too much to ask from a 7 year old?

  5. biatcho

    i can’t understand a word you’re yelling.
    And actually in post #47 you were addressing ME even though many posts ago you said you were going to ignore me. I was just saying… that you’re an asslick.

  6. biatcho

    how does it feel to be so hated? and to not have friends? or to be ugly?

    wait, I can hear your answer already… you should know BIATCH HO! You’re as predictable as a black racist.

  7. danielle

    how old are you again?

  8. danielle

    i mean seriously, all of the things you just listed above relate to you. who are you trying to fool? we all know you’re fugly, poor, and have no social life whatsoever…so just give it a break already.

  9. biatcho

    I’m 9 & 3/4′s, yourself? Can’t WAIT to hit double digits next month!!!

  10. danielle

    your sooooo funny. i mean seriously. i missed your cunning comebacks when you left a while back. where did you go anyway?

  11. RichPort

    damnYELL the cunt. I just taught my kid how to say that. Oddly, it makes me smile.

  12. biatcho

    that would actually be “you’re soooo funny”. You know, when you have to use an apostrophe to separate ‘you’ from ‘are’.
    Of course anyone who actually graduated from middle school would have known that.

    And I went to hell & back so I could get some pointers on hating…

  13. danielle

    #61. yeah, that’s fantastic…considering your kid is a dog.

    #62. this coming from an elderly person named biatcho. tsk tsk tsk. please don’t lecture me about apostrophe’s and lettering unless you’ve actually moved forward from elementary school.

    i should’ve known you went to get some pointers on hating, seeing as though you already hate yourself.

  14. biatcho

    I fucking adore myself, are you fucking kidding me?? I’ve got more charm in my clit than you have in your entire afro (both of them)!

    I can’t even believe you seriously just said “yeah, considering your kid is a dog”.
    You talk about 10 year old comebacks? That is the worst I have heard to date! from anyone. ever.

  15. danielle

    thats great that you adore yourself…….

    (laughing)
    (choking)
    (laughing again…)

  16. biatcho

    oh please, come on, choke some more… and again, and again. Please die on your own vomit, please. do the world a favor and die.

  17. danielle

    #66 why don’t YOU die already? i can’t possibly die yet, since i’ve only been on the earth for 20 years. you, on the other hand, are what? 60, 70ish? go ahead and croa…no one will miss you. and i do mean no one.

  18. danielle

    buh-bye……………….
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    hmmm. these dots look like the zits on your face. funny.

  19. biatcho

    you’re just not even a worthy adversary at all. You’re a lame fuckbucket, boring & contrite. as i said before, do hope you choke on a cock tonight ho.

  20. RichPort

    Idiot 20 somethings are the reason I come here… from Hohan, to Porous, Shitney, and Jessica. Debating 20 year olds, however, is like eating glass. I can imagine damnYELL the cunt with her hands cupped over her ears, shaking her head vigorously back and forth, screaming “LALALALALALALALALALALA, I CAN’T HEEEAAAAR YOU!!!!!!”. Which monkey are you? I’d have to guess Hear No Evil. So young and yet so full of self hate… we could have used someone with your blind rage back in the day, but now it just sounds tired and ignorant. Go read a few books, make sure they’re right-side up, then get back at me. I’ll make sure to harass you periodically to remind you that you’re a fucking moron. And please, PLEASE, try to say something, ANYTHING, funny at least once in a while, on at least one of the threads. I’ll be sure to give you props right before I bitch slap you.

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