If you hadn’t already noticed we’ve been having some serious server issues for the past few weeks or so, with the problem escalating from a slight nuisance to total catastrophic failure. We ordered a new server to deal with the problem awhile back and – after a huge delay on the harddrive – finally got it up and running. Long story short we’ve upgraded our servers again. If you’re reading this it means you’re still on the old server, but once the internet does its thing and propogates fully you should start getting the new server with new posts. This was supposed to be a smooth transition that occured over the weekend but our old server was in such a bad state we could barely lift the data and transfer it over. To say we’ve been up for the past 36 hrs trying to get everything moved over would not be an exaggeration. It would be a statement Abraham Lincoln himself would be proud to make.
NOTE: The forums are fucked at the moment. The old server is being a little bitch and not letting us transfer the database over. We’re working to get the problem fixed but at the moment we don’t really know when it’ll be back up.
ANOTHER NOTE: If you keep seeing this post just give it a few hours and try again. Propogation can take anywhere from 24 to 72 hours and it varies depending on where you are in the world. Just give it some time and try again later.
CelebSlam.com | August 21, 2006 at 7:02 am
New servers are fun!
http://www.celebslam.com
RichPort | August 21, 2006 at 7:44 am
Dear Mr. Fish: Please do not use words like ‘propogation’ so early on a Monday morning, especially since I have yet to recover from my tequila and weed binge last night. It hurts my brain and oddly, makes my nuts itch. Many thanks.
Toonlite | August 21, 2006 at 7:57 am
Itchy nuts….propogate THAT
chortle | August 21, 2006 at 8:24 am
so we have to wait for breaking news? i guess i’ll go to cnn.com until it’s fixed…….
danielle | August 21, 2006 at 10:36 am
figures
RichPort | August 21, 2006 at 11:31 am
GROOOOOOSSSS! Someone took a shit on comment #5… This isn’t the Flava of Love… what the fuck?
danielle | August 21, 2006 at 11:40 am
i’ll let that 1 slide since you’re mentally challenged and all.
RichPort | August 21, 2006 at 11:57 am
somethin’ = damnYELL? I thought I smelled you here…
danielle | August 21, 2006 at 12:01 pm
8 year olds are sooo funny. in about 20 years, you should grow into your maturity…and your dick.
but, until then…keep cracking your funny little jokes.
Praz | August 21, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Why are you two so hateful?
RichPort | August 21, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Sorry #10, damnYELL the cunt has self loathe issues we’re trying to help her work through, as well as a complete ignorance for the rules of language, grammar, and etiquette. She offered to hump me in another thread, and I still can’t make her go away. I’ll ignore her when the next story comes up. I didn’t even know they had computers in prison. My apologies.
danielle | August 21, 2006 at 12:33 pm
im sorry #10. i’ll try and ignore Casper next time. sorry for the inconvience.
danielle | August 21, 2006 at 12:36 pm
please grow up, casper.
RichPort | August 21, 2006 at 12:52 pm
I’m ain’t white damnYELL, you lovely ‘African-American’ queen. And of course by ‘African-American’ I mean Black, by lovely I mean mouse like and by queen I mean fucking moron. Damn, I did it again… I apologize again #10…
danielle | August 21, 2006 at 1:05 pm
oops..sorry. you must a beautiful alien.
by beautiful i mean grotesque, and by alien, i mean….alien.
danielle | August 21, 2006 at 1:13 pm
“i’m ain’t” what kind of grammar is that? i swear, you get dumber by the second.
the color of my skin is not black, it is brown.
hmmm. yours must be orange pink, or gray. damn it! i can’t tell since you turn sooo many colors. here’s a little know fact:
The white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.” The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: “Listen sir….when I was born I was BLACK, ” “When I grew up I was BLACK, ” “When I’m sick I’m BLACK, ” “When I go in the sun I’m BLACK, ” “When I’m cold I’m BLACK, ” “When I die I’ll be BLACK.” “But you sir.” “When you’re born you’re pink, ” “When you grow up you’re white, ” “When you’re sick, you’re green, ” “When you go in the sun you turn red, ” “When you’re cold you turn blue, ” “And when you die you turn purple.” “And you have the nerve to call me colored?” The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away…. Pass it on if you HATE racism.
so true, so true.
RichPort | August 21, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Shouldn’t all those BLACKs be ‘African-American’? Or is that only for those filled with self hate? Tell your own stories. Idiot.
biatcho | August 21, 2006 at 6:41 pm
oh here we go again danielle starting with the racism shit again. You start it, people throw it back at you & then you claim everyone else is a fucking racist. It goes both ways twatbag.
By the way – your white boss told me to tell you (because he can’t speak to you directly, you know) that he wants his laundry extra-starched & done by 4pm tomorrow. And he likes his coffe black, like his assistants.
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 5:47 am
zzzzzzzzzzz. oh i’m sorry, did you ghosts say something? i was too busy sleeping, due to the fact that you both are so lame and boring.
but now that i’m awake: richport?- what the hell ARE you? …some kind of creature of the damned or something? get a life.
seroiusly biatch HO, i left your ignoramus ass over a MONTH ago. find someone else to bore with your elementary retarded antics. kay?
my boss, told me no such thing you crab infested, roach eating douchebag. YOU, on the other hand, NEED to find an employer so that you won’t have to beg for money on the street 24/7 to support your coke habit….your dead-dy must be proud.
i just CRACK myself up sometimes. whew!
RichPort | August 22, 2006 at 6:22 am
#20 Of all words to use, crack? Fucking racist pig.
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 6:22 am
p.s. twatbag, as you so perfectly put it, this is a skank free site, so do us all a favor and DIE. please.
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 6:24 am
please die now BITCHport. you are no better than me, using racial slurs. dont get amnesia now. you know you are a racist slutbag whore. just admit it.
RichPort | August 22, 2006 at 6:55 am
#18
She sure is like a chainsaw, isn’t she? The last time I was filled with self hate was when I lost a $20 bill. That lasted about 5 minutes. And that time I misplaced my weed. Thank goodness I adopted that retired DEA dog… he found it in no time. Or that time someone poured me a tequila shot that looked slightly smaller than everyone else’s. Or that time I said Paris Hilton wasn’t THAT bad looking. Each time I got over it. Just as surely as TCLTC, damnYELL the cunt loves the drama. The stories here bore her. She just looks for signs of potential racism and screams. Fucking idiot. Jesse Jackson would NOT be happy…
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 7:03 am
neither would your slut of a mother, but hey? i wouldn’t be happy either if i gave birth to a deformed tranny.
RichPort | August 22, 2006 at 7:20 am
Now why would you bring Tranny into this? He’s a great poster, unlike yourself, and is hardly deformed; I’ve seen pictures. And my mom a slut? C’mon damnYELL, you can do better than that…
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 7:27 am
you’re right, i shouldn’t have called your mother a slut. i’m sorry. i’ll go sit in a corner now.
RichPort | August 22, 2006 at 9:23 am
As long as it’s in front of a firing squad, no problem.
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 9:59 am
you couldn’t just leave that alone could you?
go back to preschool where you belong and jerk off to Barney and Friends you perverted jackass.
RichPort | August 22, 2006 at 10:11 am
SHHHHHH!!!!!! curl up and die…. SHHHHHH…
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 10:24 am
shhhh. grow up, get educated, and get a job. shhhh.
biatcho | August 22, 2006 at 10:30 am
danielle – did you pick up your welfare check today? Cause I thought I saw you hanging on a street corner on 42nd & 8th Ave with a 40 in hand and crackpipe in the other. And I saw your kids on the next corner doing the same.
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 10:49 am
biatch HO- tsk. tsk. tsk. you really shouldn’t point out your relatives like that. geesh, now i actually fee sorry for your ass. i left you a month ago. please refrain from talkin to me or about me. you’re worthless, just like your dried up daddy.
game over, you white trash, living in a fairy tale, wannnabe hollywood prostitute.
-thee end.
biatcho | August 22, 2006 at 11:39 am
ooohhh your comments weally hurt my feewings! the best part about all of this I know you get pissed off & steamed about this shit and I could care the fuck less about what you say to me.
I rule & you know it. Just admit it. You can jump on the bandwagon, it’s cool. Except if you’re black & a carpet-munching lesbo like I know you are.
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 11:44 am
where did these lesbian slurs come from? ewww, get away from me! no wonder you’ve been stalking me. yuck! no thanks, i am strictly hetero.
yeah, i’ll admit that you rule…when pigs fly. damn it, your mother flew yesterday! i retract my first statement then.
biatcho | August 22, 2006 at 11:46 am
oohhh good one… mommy jokes! At least i know who mine is.
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 11:48 am
obviously you don’t.
biatcho | August 22, 2006 at 11:49 am
you’re clearly just stretching at this point to try to get the last word in. and failing miserably at it you reject of society.
danielle | August 22, 2006 at 11:54 am
“reject of society” or “better than you”?
get lost, you lame ass excuse for a human being. i got the last word a month and half ago, and i intend to get it today, tomorrow, and there on.
you’re a nobody, recognize this fact and then run into on comming traffic. please.
biatcho | August 22, 2006 at 11:58 am
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I??? NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHH…. you fucking carpetmunching crotchrot infested goat fucker.
RichPort | August 22, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Crotchrot? I thought damnYELL was a disgusting word, but you’ve taken it a step further. Kudos.
danielle | August 23, 2006 at 6:47 am
bitchport, umm yeah…you would think anything and everything is disgusting. i mean, i would to if i were called that everyday. kudos…fugly.
biatcho | August 23, 2006 at 7:38 am
can you please stop using the things other people say to you & then throw it right back at them. If you’re gonna be a cunt at least be creative & humorous. then maybe your aunt jemima momma would love you again.
danielle | August 23, 2006 at 7:43 am
notice how i’m ignoring cuntbag whores….so beneath me. but i guess cuntbag whores don’t take hints that well, so let me spell it out to you, cuntbag whore: G-A-M-E O-V-E-R.
got that? wanna buy a vowel?
biatcho | August 23, 2006 at 8:48 am
It’s over because you can’t take me on anymore. I win! Fucking loser!!!!!!!!!!!!
danielle | August 23, 2006 at 9:01 am
yeah, you won..just like you won the special olympics 2 years ago.
but fine. i will no longer entertain your mentally challenged ass. so whatever it takes to get you to stop stalking me, sure why not…have a field day and tell your mommy you won. maybe she’ll give you a cookie for your hard efforts, or a bitch slap, whatever you immigrants these days prefer.
congrats!
biatcho | August 23, 2006 at 9:04 am
maybe your jemimamomma can cook me up some chitlins & fried chicken???? do you think she has time inbetween the rich people’s laundry for them??
danielle | August 23, 2006 at 9:13 am
ugh a no. but i’m sure your reality pornstar whore of a mother could whip you up a batch, i mean after she’s done giving your fourth daddy a meaningless blow job of course.
make sure you tell her to wash her hands first! yucky.
you know, your comebacks aren’t as clever as they were when i first spoke to you months ago. maybe you need to charge up your battery powered brain some more, i think its signal is getting a bit weak.
RichPort | August 23, 2006 at 9:36 am
damnYELL, seriously, shouldn’t young bitches like yourself be out there playing with boys, practicing fellatio, and, since you’re from DC, getting preganant? I mean the whole stand up thing just isn’t going to work for you.
biatcho | August 23, 2006 at 11:07 am
I thought you were ignoring me? HHmmm, are we starting to get to you fuckbucket? Are you getting all angry inside to the point where you need to go let off some steam in the back alleys of DC with a crackpipe & a pimp? Hope so, because then you’ll end up exactly like I imagine you to be… dead on the inside.
danielle | August 23, 2006 at 11:25 am
if i were talking to you, bitchport, i would address your skanky ass. i mean seriously…take a hint. you’re a loser bitch who obviously loves to stay in the ghetto part of dc and cry at night in your cardboard house and then get on here to trash other people who are far more superior than your homeless ass, just to make yourself feel better. please go and get some therapy..quick.
Biatch HO aka herpes genital whore:
actually, i was ignoring you, cunteater…and nobody gets to me..especially not your bastard ass.
“bonnie and clyde”, is what you two lovers should be. of course, you’d have to change the names to “bobo and crabs” to suit you two better.
“dead on the inside” ahhh the clever things that you can pull out of your ass. seriously, your comebacks are lame, whose feeding you these lame antics?..your 2 year old brother?