Weston Coppola Cage totally doesn’t need his last name to get chicks, no way

November 29th, 2008 // 85 Comments

Nicolas Cage posed for this family photo in Vienna, Austria today with his wife Alice Kim and son Weston Coppola Cage. Weston brought his girlfriend along who I really want to believe isn’t jockeying for that sweet Ghost Rider dough. Maybe she simply digs dudes who think dead fetuses make kickass necklaces. Who knows? Then again, she did just score a free trip to Vienna with Nathan Explosion here, so yeah….

NOTE: I’m getting axed in the face tonight, aren’t I? Sweet.


  1. The guys down right ugly. Gotta be the money

  2. yup

    @ 33

    DUH – big socks.

  3. Leila

    The blond one seems to be a ladyboy who forgot the nosejob and to retouch his hair.

  4. Bobbi Jo

    cage’s shoe is untied

  5. denise

    The Munsters 2008

  6. giz

    lol nathan explosion

  7. SweetJenni

    NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!
    I thought the same thing!! Awww… sexy!!!

  8. Lorac

    I think he’d be hot if he cut his hair.

    I wonder why he hides behind it?

  9. justifiable

    #28 Here’s a really radical concept for ya – just because Cage has a wife it doesn’t mean she’s his son’s mother. So no, he isn’t a half-Asian production because Christina Fulton is his mother – and ironically she’s one of the few women Cage hasn’t married.

  10. PettyPape

    gupster- LOVE the Marcia reference, except she definitely does “998, 999, 1,000″ on both sides.

  11. sharpie

    where the fuck is tokie?

  12. tony

    what is wrong with her left leg?
    is he really a mccartney?

  13. duh

    Look at the size of Plaxico Burress’s feet! Duh. And pretty eyes! I’d do him! Stzzzzz!! =)~~~~~~~~~

  14. Help me

    The picture of this Family…is definitely…the Ugliest Family that I Have Ever Seen in my ENTIRE LIFE!

  15. rich

    Thats not his kid, thats Glenn Danzig!

  16. berlitz

    enjoy the money alice.

  17. Shannon

    His son’s pretty hot, he just needs a damn haircut.

  18. Is Weston wearing black swim-fins?

  19. Annicka

    Haha, i thought he looked like Nathan too when I first saw him. And he sings in a death metal band, no joke.

  20. meknow

    Which is creepier? The no talent butthole ” actor” on the left or the goth pasty loser butthole on the right?

  21. TheRage

    i smiled when i read the Nathan Explosion line, because no matter if he is brutal or not, the kid has a likeness!

  22. Alexandra

    Oh please, Weston is a hottie. His features are striking… someone isn’t ugly just because they dare to do something different.

  23. Ashlee

    His girlfriend is a model, she has a website too… I think they look cute together, opposites attract.

  24. James

    haha nathan explosion

  25. Jennifer Tausen

    weston and his girl look good together, way better then his father and his wife does. they dont match well.

  26. Jennifer Tausen

    weston and his girl look good together, way better then his father and his wife does. they dont match well.

  27. Nick Cage is the man. Just look at the woman he’s with.

  28. marlene

    nicolas esta guapisimo,me encantaria conocerlo en persona.

  29. Phillip

    I think Nicholas Cage is Badass! I love nearly all his films. But, OH MY GOD. When I first saw his son, I didnt believe it. Honestly, I thought he was adopted?! Then I saw a photo where National Treasure was being premiered, and I saw his son, whom looked normal in 2004. Wtf happened between that 5 year time period?! Hes like 20! I guess he realized he was German. Anyway, I dont give a damn what his son looks like. Nicholas Cage needs not God nor Satan by him. Hes still one good ass actor.

  30. I had no idea that his son looked like this. When I look at him now I can see some similarity. But hey, with such hair he won’t fit to Hollywood!

  31. Who knows – maybe it’s true love :) Anyway, the fact that even Weston can get a girl like that should give hope to a lot of weirdos out there :)

  32. Derp

    His girlfriend is hideous. Bottle-blonde with orange skin and huge nose

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