Weston Coppola Cage totally doesn’t need his last name to get chicks, no way

November 29th, 2008 // 85 Comments

Nicolas Cage posed for this family photo in Vienna, Austria today with his wife Alice Kim and son Weston Coppola Cage. Weston brought his girlfriend along who I really want to believe isn’t jockeying for that sweet Ghost Rider dough. Maybe she simply digs dudes who think dead fetuses make kickass necklaces. Who knows? Then again, she did just score a free trip to Vienna with Nathan Explosion here, so yeah….

NOTE: I’m getting axed in the face tonight, aren’t I? Sweet.

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Comments (85)

  1. firrrrrrst nigga | November 29, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    yeah you’re jealous :)

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  2. The Master | November 29, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    SECOND BIZITCHS

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  3. The Master | November 29, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    Nick, tie your shoe. And your son looks like a future serial killer.

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  4. Sher | November 29, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Ew Nicholas Cage is gross.

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  5. Monkey Poo | November 29, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    #3
    Future? I think he’s already there.

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  6. Monkey Poo | November 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    It’s good to see that Lucy Liu has started eating again. What’s she doing with the star of The Wicker Man?

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  7. kahlee | November 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Oh come on, shes no oil painting herself. They look quite well matched to me. Just an average looking couple (with terrible hair).

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  8. Randal | November 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Weston has a strong gaze, much like the strong silent type in many movies of the past and present. The long, glistening and healthy looking black hair is certainly a Pantene Pro-V hair solution that would go well with a medieval role.

    I see a father and son movie in the future.

    Randal

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  9. sharan | November 29, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    that’s his wife of a couple of years.

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  10. sharan | November 29, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    that’s his wife of a couple of years.

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  11. sharan | November 29, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    that’s his wife of a couple of years.

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  12. gupster | November 29, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    nathan explosion is waaaay more brutal than some dude who brushes his hair the same way marsha brady does. “97… 98… 99… 100! now the other side!”

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  13. missy | November 29, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    wow are we goth enough there buddy?

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  14. CaptainMorgan | November 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    That’s an Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment poster boy if I ever saw one.

    Since when did Nic Cage start shopping at Marks & Spencer? ( It’s a GAY emporium which stocks clothing for ‘continental turd burglars and nob gobblers…so I’ve been told. )

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  15. xanadouche@live.com | November 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    LOL @ “Nathan Explosion.”

    Sweet ref, Superfish.

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  16. your mom | November 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    #12

    marry me.

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  17. Boris | November 29, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Little Nathan Explosion needs to re-touch his roots.

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  18. Ronov | November 29, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Weston is hot!

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  19. woodhorse | November 29, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    Darwinism: 1 , Christianity: 0

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  20. okgoodanswer | November 29, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    wow, i’d like to know what shampoo/hair treatments that dude is using. That is a really fantastic head of hair!

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  21. Rough Daddy | November 29, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    Oh cage is into the yellow Gashish too huh? hmmm

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  22. patrickridyard@yahoo.com | November 29, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    #16 marry me to o.x.. p.s.your moms hahaha

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  23. humpin frog | November 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Where’s Lurch and the “Hand”? Can’t a butler and five knuckles get a break now and then, too?

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  24. Barry McCockener | November 29, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    NATHAN FUCKING EXPLOSION! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!

    +1,000,000,000

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  25. phonecard | November 29, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    I like how Jr. Is standing forward of daddy so they look the same height. His feet look huge. Like size 13 or so…

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  26. Marcheline | November 29, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    Nic’s son looks HOT. He should lose that washed out bleach-head and get an equally hot, black-haired goth chick (Dita Von Teese might be single)…

    - M

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  27. Kodiak Bear | November 29, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Nicholas Cage is such an annoying, ugly fuck

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  28. Spoonman | November 29, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    I don’t follow Nathan Explosion that much (or, to be honest, not at all, because he is awful), but I don’t think that that kid was a mix of Explosion plus Asian wife. Can’t imagine a short Asian girl makes a creepy kid who doesn’t look Asian, and has 50 lbs on the dad.

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  29. rawr | November 29, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    R u on crack? his son is gorgeous…u kno u jst jelous of his perfect hair.

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  30. rawr | November 29, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    R u on crack? his son is gorgeous…u kno u jst jelous of his hair cuz u bald.

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  31. Kelly | November 29, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    It’s probably just the lighting in the picture but look at the young girl’s legs..they’re 2 different shades. HeeHee. And da-yum that boy’s feet are huge.

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  32. Grizzlies | November 29, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    Does the chick on the right have a prosthetic limb?

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  33. yawn | November 29, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    HAHA u kno wut big feet mean!!?;)

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  34. KIDS | November 29, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Have seen many beautiful girls on ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM***, the place where hot and SEXY singles are together, meeting new friends and making dates. You may wanna check it out! LOL

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  35. fj | November 30, 2008 at 12:17 am

    awkward picture.. the son would look better if he cut his hair

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  36. Mack Michaels | November 30, 2008 at 12:26 am

    Wonder how much of the son’s persona is real. Probably a whiny little girl behind all that manly make-up.

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  37. My Dogz Haz Fleaz | November 30, 2008 at 12:29 am

    Wow, Cher’s really beefed up something fierce.

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  38. Balls McCoy | November 30, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Weston Coppola Cage is yet another reason Dr. Frankenstein’s license should be revoked.

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  39. Balls McCoy | November 30, 2008 at 12:55 am

    Runner up: Weston routinely calls his dad “Grandpa” and his girlfriend “Lilly”.

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  40. godless guru | November 30, 2008 at 1:07 am

    “Darwinism: 1 , Christianity: 0″

    LMAO! Yes, that score is true. For the evening.

    For the year:
    Darwinism: 693,721 , Christianity: 0

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  41. tc | November 30, 2008 at 1:20 am

    Nick Cage.

    I like what he’s done with his hair.

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  42. Weston | November 30, 2008 at 1:25 am

    With daddys money anything is possible! So stop saying that barmaids and strippers are outta my league! I can afford them with daddys money! So there!!!

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  43. joey joejoe | November 30, 2008 at 2:44 am

    daddys money + no talent = douche

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  44. jee | November 30, 2008 at 3:09 am

    #27You’re fuckin annoying yourself,shut your dirty mouth fuckin slut

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  45. blah | November 30, 2008 at 4:58 am

    seriously….what the fuck is wrong with her legs??

    they are two different colors!!!!!!!!!!

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  46. gerard Vandenberg | November 30, 2008 at 5:04 am

    KILL ‘EM ALL, folks!!

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  47. dew | November 30, 2008 at 8:54 am

    I think the son might be pretty attractive if it wasn’t for his hair, but at least it’s clean, so whatever. I’m sure he’ll cut it eventually. Both their pants are too long, the bunched bottoms makes them look short-legged.

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  48. jzz | November 30, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Nicholas Cage = Franken fuck

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  49. Moleandwart | November 30, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Coming from a womans prospecive, I would say she’s after the money.

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  50. SERP | November 30, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Weston and his GF looks like beauty and the beast

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