Wesley Snipes was arrested today on charges of tax fraud, allegedly making $12 million in false refund claims and failed to file tax returns from 1999 through 2004. Which is incredibly boring. This is Wesley Snipes, man. If movies have taught me anything it’s that he should be going to prison for the murder of thousands of vampires. And also that we’re living in something called the Matrix. You wouldn’t understand, it’s science.
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CelebSlam.com | December 8, 2006 at 8:06 am
Didn’t this happen like 2 months ago?
http://www.celebslam.com
tim meadows | December 8, 2006 at 8:09 am
the warrant was issued 2 months ago.
financial irresponsibility on the part of a black man. shocked i am.
jazzdrummer420 | December 8, 2006 at 8:12 am
This really is boring, isn’t he in the house of the rising sun or something by now… Yes he was accused of this now he’s arrested for it. Don’t the police know that any minute Kris Kristofferson and Jessica Biel will be busting in the station and breaking out the only hope for humanity against this vastly superior force of vampires… oh thank God it’s Friday
Dean | December 8, 2006 at 8:19 am
Science FTW!
siliconsaint69 | December 8, 2006 at 8:19 am
He’s famously famous, nothing’s going to happen. He could get caught snorting half a kilo of cocaine off a dead hooker’s back and he’d probably only get parole. Fucking wonderfully biased legal system.
BriBri | December 8, 2006 at 8:21 am
“If movies have taught me anything it’s that he should be going to prison for the murder of thousands of vampires.”
Haha!
MyGosh! | December 8, 2006 at 8:29 am
Boring… Next!
Mojo | December 8, 2006 at 8:29 am
Yor incredibly rich,just pay your fucking taxes jackass.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
LASmogProtection | December 8, 2006 at 8:31 am
(hits snooze button)
Chodite | December 8, 2006 at 8:36 am
Shiiit, Wesley’s too bad ass for jail.
That sumbitch will be out before you can even put your chips on black.
Hey bitches, Happy Girl on Girl Friday!
http://www.Cooterpunch.com
libtard | December 8, 2006 at 8:36 am
I’m scared and confused. Where is the vagina on this person? He doesn’t look as if he’s been drinking. Does he hate America? Why is there no nipple slip? He even looks well fed. I’m scared. Hold me.
Wildhoney | December 8, 2006 at 8:38 am
The real issue is that the American tax system has been ruled unconstitutional — 85 million Americans didn’t file a tax return last year and so they’re either avoiding it through general tax evasion, or know how the system works, unlike a lot of people still, which is shocking, and therefore do not file a tax return for that reason. Even still, a lot of Americans don’t even know there’s a difference between being an American Citizen and a U.S citizen — there is a significant difference between the 2.
To #5, they’ll throw the book at Wesley because the system works on fear — this course of action will implant fear into millions of Americans who are beginning to wake up and considering taking a similar course of action.
Don’t take my word for it, please. Do your own research and you will see, too.
abowie | December 8, 2006 at 8:39 am
#2-You’re an asshole. Ditch the racist shit. That has nothing to do with it. Plenty of white dudes are “financially irresponsible.” I can whip up a list if you like. Jerk.
jrzmommy | December 8, 2006 at 8:47 am
woopsie…gotta pay the taxman!
Hey, #2, do you look in the mirror and practice being a complete cunt? Just wondering, because you’re really good at it.
tim meadows | December 8, 2006 at 8:51 am
no, if a #2 were to look in the mirror, it’d see something resembling you
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 8, 2006 at 8:59 am
Just another example of America trying to keep a black man down. By forcing him to pay taxes. When he’s filthy rich. This reminds me of that part in The Color Purple… you know… that part.
HollywoodSnark | December 8, 2006 at 9:01 am
Sweeeeet – I actually hope he goes to jail (fat chance)….I hate it when celebs make big $ and just decide to not pay any of it back – http://hollywoodsnark.com
jrzmommy | December 8, 2006 at 9:06 am
15–well, i hope you enjoyed that because that’s the most clever thing you’re ever gonna say…..a poop joke on the Superfish.
21st century digital boy | December 8, 2006 at 9:06 am
Always bet on black.
NipsyHustle | December 8, 2006 at 9:09 am
# 13 and #14
don’t bite the troll bait. the easiest way to have someone comment on your post is to post something “racist”. it’s just a pathetic cry for attention. just ignore them and they will go away or cry themselves to sleep.
jrzmommy | December 8, 2006 at 9:13 am
20–sage advice, amigo.
tsarinaamanda | December 8, 2006 at 9:27 am
“John Spartan, is that you Man, they let anyone into this century!”
I’m shocked and appalled that there aren’t more references to Demolition Man, the FINEST MOVIE EVER MADE! And I like Wesley Snipes just because of that movie, so i hope it all turns out for him. Yeah, not snarky, but I have to like SOMEBODY…I guess.
@12-
You’re ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. That is all.
bigsteamyone | December 8, 2006 at 9:33 am
#22 all restraunts are now taco bell !
RichPort | December 8, 2006 at 9:36 am
#21 – Damn you!!! That what I was gonna say… Now I got nothing…
TCLTC
DrunkBlogger | December 8, 2006 at 9:39 am
No, I totally get it. It’s called Friday morning laziness. It’s all good though.
EliasAlucard | December 8, 2006 at 9:44 am
“This is Wesley Snipes, man. If movies have taught me anything it’s that he should be going to prison for the murder of thousands of vampires. And also that we’re living in something called the Matrix. You wouldn’t understand, it’s science.”
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LOL!
LoneWolf | December 8, 2006 at 9:45 am
Sounds like Homeboy needs some cash, fast.
“Hey Woody, Wes. ‘Sup, man. Yeah, I got this idea for a sequel. Check this out – ‘Black Men Don’t Pay Taxes’, whaddya think? Woody? Woody? Hello?”
enfilade | December 8, 2006 at 9:46 am
Don’t worry, he’ll battle his way out with his kungfu moves.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
Italian Stallion | December 8, 2006 at 9:47 am
This fool was living life ‘duty free’……..
carpemundus | December 8, 2006 at 10:27 am
wesley snipes is so black, if he stuck to only going outside at night, they never would’ve found him
carpemundus.com – equal opportunity haters
aimatcha | December 8, 2006 at 11:33 am
“Gotta pay ‘da Man, my brutha.” Why are his eyes so YELLOW???
HolisticWisdomcom | December 8, 2006 at 11:40 am
His glasses makes him look like he has Jaundice.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
che1964 | December 8, 2006 at 1:37 pm
What’s your boogle, no one is putting Simon Phoenix behind bars.
NipsyHustle | December 8, 2006 at 2:44 pm
wesley is already out on $1 million dollar bail so he can’t be doing to badly.
Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV | December 8, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Aw, Snipes. I thought you were going to stay on the lam in some crazy place like Malaysia.
Pointandlaugh | December 9, 2006 at 9:23 am
Looks like he needs some quick cash. Time to make Passenger 57 – Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.
PontiacFlanagan | December 9, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Sounds like Wesley should always bet on Black and White, since that’s what he’ll be hauled to jail in.
Mellow greetings, your Honor. What’s your boggle?
Celebwaste | December 10, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Income tax is a fraud.
America Freedom to Fascism
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198
Ass Ferret Jones | December 10, 2006 at 4:49 pm
12, 38. I love libertarianism, the complete freedom from condideration of logic, or cause and effect, must be refreshing.
Do your kids go to public schools? Do you drive on public roads? Do you appreciate the protection provided your family by the armed forces, law enforcement, or firemen? Do you enjoy abusing the freedom to publicly proclaim retarded statements like, “income tax is a fraud?” How about the right to sue in public court when someone kicks your cretin ass as an act of social Darwinism?
Then pay your fucking taxes and stop whining, cuntards, …
dovescry1999 | December 11, 2006 at 6:18 pm
F**k the no talent, woman beating bitch.
Even though I don’t think she’s a great actress, he’s the reason Halle Berry is deaf in one ear.
The only time I think of him ,and laugh is when Bernie Mac talks about him, in that Wayans Movie “Don’t be a Menace, to South Central, While Drinking your Juice in the Hood…”
(Bernie Mac) “I HATE THAT BLACK ASS WESLEY SNIPES!!!
dovescry1999 | December 11, 2006 at 6:24 pm
F**k the no talent, woman beating bitch.
Even though I don’t think she’s a great actress, he’s the reason Halle Berry is deaf in one ear.
The only time I think of him ,and laugh is when Bernie Mac talks about him, in that Wayans Movie “Don’t be a Menace, to South Central, While Drinking your Juice in the Hood…”
(Bernie Mac) “I HATE THAT BLACK ASS WESLEY SNIPES!!!
Maybe he and Michael Jackson can get together, and do a sequel to “Bad”, and call it “Bad, my Ass!, We Goin’ to Jail !”
HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 12:10 pm
please, just put him away