We’re Experiencing Technical Difficulties

February 5th, 2014 // 20 Comments
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For those of you living in the northeast, we just got buttslammed with an ice storm that’s left Photo Boy without power along with diverting the Susquehanna River into his basement. The whole river. On top of that, I’m locked out of our largest photo agency while our parent company’s in the middle of hashing out a new license deal (Don’t worry, I’ll get boobies on the Internet. Or die trying…), and last night I updated to OS X Maverick which apparently turns your MacBook Pro into a goddamn hot plate. So bear with me today, and if we all think happy thoughts, maybe we can look at some famous people whose butts we’d pee in. Be strong.

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  1. Oh, Fish… You’re– you’re a MAC PERSON?

    *runs from room, sobbing, slams door*

  2. eh

    Can we get a lil something for the ladies? I don’t want to pee in their butts but wouldn’t mind some pics of skarsguard and cumberbatch.

  3. See, that’s what happen when you make fun of God, Fish…

  4. Joe Blow

    I blame Obama.

  5. I take it by your calm tone that none of your action figures or Lego’s™ are stored in Photo Boy’s basement.

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    Where can we send contributions to be used towards a backup generator so this may never happen again?

  7. RexSeven

    Damn global warming.

  8. Deacon Jones

    I lost my power at 5 am, looks like its going to be out for days…

    Oh, and a giant fucking tree fell in my yard last night, making me shit on my wife’s thigh.

  9. rose

    I’ve been a dedicated daily Superficial visitor for years and as a heterosexual female, considering all the boobies that is serious loyalty. why no amanda bynes coverage? she was/is a walking circus and you barely paid her any attention. i had to google her myself to keep up and now she’s one of my top searches. that’s embarrassing and your fault.

  10. Jenn

    More snow? Ooh, you poor, poor Yankeecicles.

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