We’re Experiencing Technical Difficulties

For those of you living in the northeast, we just got buttslammed with an ice storm that’s left Photo Boy without power along with diverting the Susquehanna River into his basement. The whole river. On top of that, I’m locked out of our largest photo agency while our parent company’s in the middle of hashing out a new license deal (Don’t worry, I’ll get boobies on the Internet. Or die trying…), and last night I updated to OS X Maverick which apparently turns your MacBook Pro into a goddamn hot plate. So bear with me today, and if we all think happy thoughts, maybe we can look at some famous people whose butts we’d pee in. Be strong.

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