Years from now when we’re huddled in old cars hiding from our robot overlords, I’ll turn to the frightened family who traded me some boots for a can of beans and say “I knew this was coming the moment I saw that young girl say she wanted to Lindsay Lohan’s ‘double.’” Then I’ll prattle on about teenagers until I’m forced at makeshift spear-point to find another car to sleep in.
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KILL IT!!!
the funny thing … this chicks frenched my ass for LilO’s address
i made up the address
I’d hit it
yeah this def strikes me as the beginning of a faux-reality porn. i could only get through half the clip because of the chick’s voice, but i’m sure by the end, a proposition was made and accepted.
I was going to watch the video until the flipping 30 SECOND ad popped at a ridiculous volume…then as I went to the comments field to espouse my malcontent of a blog commercial that’s longer than most Hulu ads, I get a flashing banner ad yelling “congratulations you won!”.
Can’t wait for the pop up that says “You have a virus! Click here for a free scan!”
We as a society are doomed…………. Thank You Mr. Disney……
oh jesus
That girl would have blown that guy for Lohans address… she IS just like Lindsay!
She’ll be in a very low budget porno here soon.
Can’t wait.
What a retard. I mean, honestly.
I don’t think there is any hope for humans anymore. I’ve never been more depressed in my entire life since watching this, why did you do this to me, Fish. It’s not funny….. This kid is a whack job. Of all the still living whores in Hollywood she wants to be the Queen Bee.
Oh dear! Fresh off the bus, daddy’s best friend out to learn the facts of life. *Have mercy on her soul*..
The dude was being so chill. I would’ve told her to fuck off.
She’s exactly like Lindsay, she’s all jumped up on prozac, like CRAZY
you can’t be “jumped up on prozac”
Hey, Geekologie Writer, where’s the Superficial Writer?
She looks more like Ashley Tisdale.
That video just depressed me…. that was really sad. It’s also sad how some jerk just makes fun of her instead of getting her some help.
Also superficial writer I appreciate you have to make money but a 30 second ad is just too much… there are plenty of 15 second ones… 30 seconds is just excessive for a 2 min clip.
This is more shocking than Michael Jackson’s death. Seriously. I hope she grows up one day and realizes her stupidity in retrospect.
eminem – stan
Give her a break she’s young.
OMG! LOL!
wow, i would pay an HIV-positive hooker for her used heroine syringe and then tell this cunt i just did heroine with Lindsey Lohan and offer her some.
2010 is the year of SATAN
Haha, oh jesus. That cameraman sounded so uncomfortable.
what a fucking Looser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking waste of life, man.
be yourself you piece of trash. one of the worst things you can do to yourself is try and pretend you are someone else.
I don’t like her nose… but she has a really nice body. Looking forward to this chick following in Lilos footsteps and getting naked!
Jesus Christ… People out there actually like Lindsay Lohan? O.o
-hahaha- WOW.
You know what this reminds me of?
A clip from an episode of Robot Chicken called ‘My Stalker’ :
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=d211e0157a03107a0bfb56f00988001f
Seriously.
I’m almost positive this is Alexa Vega
Oh, come on, guys. Open your eyes & you’ll see that humans are quite capable of the most ludicrous self-delusions. Just look at the teabaggers.
You can tell by the tone of his voice the moment he’s starting to feel uncomfortable. “Uhm, okay…What would you do if you met her?”.
Looks to me like he gave her the address off camera (I would imagine he gave her the wrong one).
Good job if this is a prank.
GOTTA BE FAKE, IF NOT, OH JESUS CHRIST…
Has anyone you know lost their 15 year old? Please return her to her rightful owner.
Her parents must be f…..ers to not take her to a Doctor ASAP!
“I would like to like totally like meet her. I’m like from Boston and people like always tell me I like look totally like her.”
I would like totally like to kill like her and like all you miserable cunts that like totally say like like a thousand fucking times.
Like fuck you all. You like know who you like are.
Stupid little cunt. Jesus, what chance does this country have when this is an example of our youth?
I hope she does meet Lolhan, then they can overdose together.
It’s one thing to bleach your hair and dress like her, but the tattoos? Really? That’s where it gets a bit weird. Can you imagine the looks on people’s faces when they ask what the tattoos mean, and she goes into a frothing fangirl fit of ecstasy explaining that she’s ONE WITH LINDSAY LOHAN!?
But seriously, is this girl even 18? She looks (and acts) 16. I’m glad the cameraman didn’t take advantage of her, because I’m sure if he’d said “I’ve fucked Lindsay”, she’d have spread her legs right then and there.
#23 Satan or
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Hi Guy’s,
I don’t think there is any hope for humans anymore. I’ve never been more depressed in my entire life since watching this, why did you do this to me, Fish. It’s not funny.
stalker alert
Doomed indeed. Why can’t people have Russ Meyer as their idol and walk around in skimpy dresses instead of this shit.
KILL IT!
Looks more like 1980′s Alicia Silverstone. I’d hit it.
This can’t be real. I hope to God she’s only joking…although the tattoos make me think otherwise. Her voice was very annoying (and smacking her gum), and she did resemble Lindsay a lot, especially when she smiled. Body wise…her hips and ass are really wide compared to Linday’s. Lindsay is straight up and down. Anyyyywayy…what a freak lol.
I hope Lindsay gets AIDS so she can copy her!!
Guys this is one of my good friends and I can 100% tell you this was a planned skit that she acted and pulled off flawlessly! So everyone calm down about the crazed Lindsay double stalker thing. She did an amazing job and deserves an award for this!
second #46
this was a spoof skit
my friend is this girl. she is also not 16 or 18. she’s 24. things that are true: she is from boston. blonde is her natural hair color (just not that blond). tattoos are real. but she certainly doesn’t go around saying she’s one with lindsay lohan. i have received text messages from her that explicitly mock lilo.
so instead of going on about the end of the human race and blah blah…think about the fact that you didn’t pull this off.
@47 If this is a joke and she doesn’t like Lindsay, why would she get the same tattoos? Does she have a boyfriend that beats her cause he hates Chris Brown?
@46 and 47- I’m not sure if it makes me feel better or worse knowing this is a spoof. Usually spoofs are made to be funny. This is not funny. At all.
The poster above me is exactly right! Jenny says thankss!! ps who are you?
that comment was for 47. and for 48 she does like lindsay but not crazy obsessed like the video. She did an amazing job and it was hilarious so chill! It was made to all be a joke and we love it.