We Get It, Kim Kardashian, You’re Lactating

Kim Kardashian could be home taking care of her three-month-old daughter, but then who’s going to walk around Paris with their tits out for the cameras to distract from their post-pregnancy weight? You gotta have priorities. Also, it’s not like Kim left the kid with the worst possible person imaginable except, just kidding, she did. Via Hollywood Life:

Kris Jenner has been babysitting her granddaughter North West while Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are away in France at Paris Fashion Week. VH1′s Gossip Table revealed that Kim left strict instructions for the care of her baby with her momager — including that Kris was not allowed to take snaps of the baby or share her pictures online!

“Everything’s going to be fine, sweetie. I raised six kids, and what horrible things did I ever do to you?”
“Sex tape.”
“Ohmygod, you do that one time. One time! And you never hear the end of it.”
“I’m just going to take all the cameras just in case.”
“Fine, you do that. Gramma and Northie don’t need them. Isn’t that right?” *slips iPhone into baby blanket*

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