‘Watchmen’ Has An Honest Trailer
Because it’s Why The Fuck Is Zack Snyder In Charge of DC’s Cinematic Universe? time again, here’s the Honest Trailer for Watchmen. A film that by itself should’ve disqualified Zack Snyder from ever directing another comic book movie – let alone the fact that it was followed by Sucker Punch – but instead landed him Man of Steel.
And that’s the story of why your kids live in a world where Batman murders people and Superman cries into Lois Lane’s vagina all the time because his dad was like, “Oh, yeah, I saved people once. Killed a bunch of horses doing it though. Can’t have dead horses.”
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