ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.
The judge in Lindsay Lohan’s probation case has issued a bench warrant for Lindsay’s arrest after she failed to appear in court this morning forcing her lawyer to use the bullshit stolen passport excuse. TMZ reports:
Judge Revel set bail at $100,000 and said Lindsay can post bail and remain free until the next court hearing, IF she does the following:
- drink no alcohol
- wear a SCRAM bracelet
- submit to random drug testing at least once a week
Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, told the judge the story TMZ broke — that Lindsay claimed her passport was stolen and she tried getting on a flight to make it on time but was turned away.
At one point Holley said, “I don’t know what else to tell you.”
But the judge didn’t buy Lindsay’s argument, saying “Actions speak louder than words.” The judge felt Lindsay could have gotten a replacement passport and made it back on time. And, the judge said Lindsay had “a history of not keeping scheduled appointments.”
While it’s almost erotic to see the book finally thrown at Lindsay, I don’t know about wasting taxpayer’s money trying to make her wear a SCRAM bracelet. Does anyone honestly believe it won’t explode on impact? One probably self-detonated in the box just hearing her name whispered.