Congrats to Melanie from San Diego, yesterday’s Round 4 winner of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. Someone who actually won without showing any cleave, I almost don’t believe it.
And now for the last round of contestants. Whoever wins today goes to tomorrow’s final round and for a chance to have their face plastered all over this fine haven of penis jokes and celebrity boob shots. Now your parents have to believe you’re a somebody! Happy Voting.
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First | July 13, 2010 at 1:06 pm
There’s a Round 5?!
to sir, with ROUGH! | July 13, 2010 at 5:08 pm
This is a race between Ivanka Trump; A girl who’s anticipating a load right on the kisser; And the girl who should’ve used the flash photo effect.
I’m going with the last.
Rush | July 13, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Vote for mel gibson
Rush | July 13, 2010 at 1:11 pm
1 – bored/boring
2 – vampire
3 – ugly
4 – normal/pretty
5 – duckface
overall, nothing special. vote for mel gibson.
Ness | July 13, 2010 at 4:09 pm
1.- Normal/good
2.- Scary pale
3.- Ugly nose
4.- Ugly skin
5.- Gigantic chin
tilleyca | July 13, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Still way better looking than any of you. :)
noah | July 13, 2010 at 1:11 pm
All brunettes and no boobs? I cry foul play.
Regrettable concurrence | July 13, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I never thought I’d say this (since I much prefer brunettes and natural boobs), but the face of this site REQUIRES peroxide and silicone. Hence its superficiality.
Natalie | July 13, 2010 at 9:09 pm
I’m a brunette and I agree this site needs a bleach blonde at the top.
All In | July 13, 2010 at 10:00 pm
Then I vote Heidiiiiiii Montagggggg!!!!
Douchariffic | July 13, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Ok this is one seriously boring round.
Is the second one allowed in the sun or will she turn to ash?
j | July 13, 2010 at 1:18 pm
this round deserves a pass option
memem | July 13, 2010 at 1:22 pm
We’ve already lost the hottest girls. This contest is a sham.
Deacon Jones | July 13, 2010 at 1:28 pm
@ 5
You wouldve been a dead ringer if you went another foot down, tootz
brad | July 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I am so very disappointed. Team Jade didn’t get any posts, and she is clearly better than these 5. How very disappointing. We better see the non-profile pics of Jade then!!
Dan | July 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm
This round sucks terribly. Not even gonna vote.
Mr. Nice Guy | July 13, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Agree
saera | July 13, 2010 at 1:32 pm
#3 looks like a natural michael jackson
Photoshop Police | July 13, 2010 at 1:35 pm
funny, but I could have sworn they were supposed to submit PROFILE shots.
Tell all contestants to re-submit everything the right wat this time.
DO-OVER! :-)
Richard McBeef | July 13, 2010 at 2:46 pm
you really can’t expect women to follow directions.
Douchariffic | July 13, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Apparently you can’t expect a man to either, considering Fish made the final choices.
Some Girl | July 13, 2010 at 2:04 pm
They all look the same. ERIN really took this contest.
frcrkr | July 13, 2010 at 2:09 pm
WTF people! Vote Jenna instead of these humdrum look like everyone else bitches!
FrankNfrtr | July 13, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Jenna, your beauty took my breath away, but then I clicked on the full sized image.
I don’t want to analyze this too much. Perhaps you have cataracts, or went a little crazy with the PhotoShop. Or you’re a “Twightlighter” & have peculiar contacts in. Maybe it’s just a really bad photo of a hot woman with strange, otherworldly eyes.
It’s just not working.
There are some lovely girls here. But my heart has chosen.
Erin from DC!
Jenna | July 13, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Yeah. I’m not denying that they do look a little pale. No, I don’t have cataracts and no I am not a “Twilighter”. I am not wearing any contacts. This is what the photo looked like when the photographer sent it to me. Yes, they may have gone a little over board with the eyes. I still think it looks good. :) But I am biased.
FrankNfrtr | July 13, 2010 at 2:37 pm
You’re a babe. Come on over & we’ll play some Backgammon.
me | July 13, 2010 at 2:40 pm
My sister’s eyes are like that. I voted for Jenna cause she was the most unique and in my opinion the prettiest.
Jenna | July 13, 2010 at 2:48 pm
:)
Nero | July 13, 2010 at 2:26 pm
How old are these girls??
Darth | July 13, 2010 at 3:05 pm
They’re probably younger than you’re.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 13, 2010 at 2:32 pm
WOW they are all so beautiful. I wouldn’t be able to pick one here…
Dee | July 13, 2010 at 2:34 pm
This is getting lame, whoever is first always wins!
BillyMack | July 13, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Not True!!! Only yesterday and today…
Round 1 – won by girl #4 Gianna (girl #1 came in 2nd)
Round 2 – won by girl #4 Erin (girl #1 came in 2nd)
Round 3 – won by girl #2 SMOKIN’ HOT JILLIAN (girl #1 came in 2nd)
Round 4 – won by girl #1 Melanie
Round 5 – being won by girl #1 Felicia
Raymond | July 13, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Well they are all terrible…just terrible. So my vote will be for the one I think is the worst this time, just for giggles. So #3 it is!!!
Richard McBeef | July 13, 2010 at 2:42 pm
1 – Cutest girl of the 5 but boring picture, not appropriate for banner.
2 – is she blind in one eye?
3 – man?
4 – man?
5 – probably the most appropriate pic from today’s options but i dunno. Kinda looks like her face is swollen like she took a beatdown.
I wish that the pic 1 girl was in pic 5 then I wouldn’t have a problem choosing.
ehhhhhhhhhhhh. going with pic 5 only because it is more glamorous than pic 1.
Pic 1 girl – you are hot
Jenna | July 13, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Lol. I’m not blind in one eye. My eyes are just different colours. So one is always lighter than the other.
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/12530593
Richard McBeef | July 13, 2010 at 4:04 pm
gotcha, you’ve got cool eyes and pretty face, but your submitted pic looks strange. fire the photog ;)
Jenna | July 13, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Duly noted. :)
Kerri | July 13, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Not very impressed with this round. Maybe he’s saving all the really super pretty ones for the final round? So far I thought the girl in the green dress with the necklaces was pretty and one of the blondes (can’t recall her name) but overall – ummmm not so much. And yes, I thought they were supposed to be profile shots? I think those should be deleted right off the bat for inability to follow simple instructions.
PS. I am from Toronto and that chick from Toronto was horrible. Trust me when I say there are wayyyyyy prettier girls in this city. I am embarrassed for her.
Kerri | July 13, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Sorry I meant the green bikini, not the green dress.
NotANiggerHater | July 13, 2010 at 3:04 pm
What the fuck. You can’t allow one of them coloured peoples in the contest?
Mel Gibson! Mel Gibson! You’re a Mel Gibson!
JR's bullet | July 13, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Ugg! Isn’t it supposed to be the chin, lips and nose? No eyeballs?
kcdilla | July 13, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Uhh #3 looks like a russian dominatrix…that may have a penis…
Oh and @kerri, hate to inform you this is the last round. Nothing to hope for for tomorrow
gonzo | July 13, 2010 at 3:28 pm
WTF, Kristen from Des moines is hands down the best of them all…if it was up to me there wouldn’t even be a vote.
MISSterious | July 13, 2010 at 3:38 pm
I can’t vote for any of these either. #3 looks like adrianne curry with a mullet.
Seriously | July 13, 2010 at 3:49 pm
We must be getting down to the bottom of the barrel judging by these pics.
Because You're a Clown | July 13, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Go #5! You’re the prettiest so far.
Cow | July 13, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Most of these look like a truck ran over them.
Elle | July 13, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I’m sure that the majority of guys on this site would be completely ignored by these five girls on the street. They’re all good looking.
Green_Ninja | July 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Where’s Eric?
joe blow | July 13, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Considering some that have been selected, why not go ahead and post this up for a vote:
joe blow | July 13, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Link died…. 2nd try:
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/donatella-versace-bikini-1.jpg
Jenna | July 13, 2010 at 5:22 pm
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=13578429&l=1da574eb8e&id=560575000
Jenna | July 13, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Whoops. Wrong link.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=13578448&l=d5435d9fc3&id=560575000
BillyMack | July 13, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Jenna…love your attitude
Mama Pinkus | July 13, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Hilarious, watching this parade of fuck-me faces; looks like there is no shortage of superficial ‘hos in America! GO USA!
missywiss | July 13, 2010 at 5:56 pm
these girls are all very pretty but…. I thought this was supposed to be a side pic, profile pic??? Having a straight-on face shot leaves nothing to the imagination. Why are we doing this anyway????
AlexSP | July 13, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Jenna gets my vote! I’m liking what I’m seeing!
SATAN | July 13, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I’m startin to get downright pissed off that everything I post on this site gets deleted. People are dropping N-Bombs and referring to the entrants as “duckfaces”, but I say that 4 out of 5 of them would barely make the Mount Rushmore of Average and my shit gets deleted?
BillyMack | July 13, 2010 at 7:18 pm
@Satan…
Dude…you’re loosing track of where you placed your comment. You didn’t make your Mount Rushmore comment on THIS page – the round 5 main page where you vote (which happens to have Felicia’s pic at top). You made your Mount Rushmore comment on the comments section of Felicia’s picture – and it’s still there.
JR's bullet | July 13, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Satan, get a grip. You rule the duckfaced world.
anonym | July 13, 2010 at 7:41 pm
we can all agree, this round sucks the most.
Hez | July 13, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Yes, this seems to be the tranny round.
Maximus | July 13, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Figures that all these bitches are white. AND ugly. Come on you can pick better!
Natalie | July 13, 2010 at 9:06 pm
This is definitely the least impressive group of ladies. I mean they are obviously very pretty girls, but not pretty or “superficial” enough to be the official superficial banner girl. I think I’m going to vote for the last one because her photo looks the most professional, but the way she is holding her head makes it look like she has a pre-op Heidi Montag chin.
Allie | July 14, 2010 at 12:37 am
I dunno, Fish. None of these girls are sexy enough to be Banner Girl. My vote is confused.
captain america | July 14, 2010 at 1:40 am
……………where is coco?
bob | July 14, 2010 at 2:41 am
Wonder if Felicia – Tyler is from Tyler TX or a different one
anonym | July 14, 2010 at 5:57 am
#5 looks like a swollen, healthier version of jessica biel.
B-Rad | July 14, 2010 at 6:13 am
I’m a little upset, Superficial. Most of the 5 woman per round were hot in the first two rounds of voting. These last three have been disappointing. I think you should reorganize the vote somehow. Maybe take the top 5 highest votes overall or something. Just some food for thought.
truth | July 14, 2010 at 8:52 am
blah…no vote
Seriously? | July 14, 2010 at 9:41 am
Jenna, thanks for posting that first link.Your eyes are awesome! I thought this was the best round but like the others have said, none of these girls are very Superficial looking. Which is a compliment :)