Vote for Banner Girl: Round 1

July 7th, 2010 // 275 Comments

Welcome to the first round of voting for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. While I initially promised a Top 20 of ladies, I got tired of trying to narrow it down and just made it the Top 25. That’s like 50 breasts for the price of 40, but I digress. Over the next week, there’ll be a new round of voting with five new contestants each day. At the end, five women enter, only one woman leaves – her face. On the top of the site. Happy Voting.

Vote for Banner Girl: Round 1

Total Voters: 25,742

Voting Closes 10 a.m. PST – Thursday, July 8

NOTE: Refreshing the page will show up-to-the-minute results.


  1. yowza
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    Clearly, the only people who comment on this pics are flaming gay men.

  2. oy
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    what’s wrong with the current generic banner girl?

  3. What?

    How the hell is Traci doing so well ? There’s a def bias for whoever is in the first pic here….

  4. Blake
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    Wait, is this a joke? Number 1 is clearly overweight. You can see her beefy arm and barrel chest. Her boobs look laughably small compared to her gargantuan ribcage. She just looks like your average “big boned” lady. Homely and boring.

    Im seriously concerned about Number 2 nose too. I actually feel bad for her, as it was likely the work of some under qualified surgeon. Whoever preformed that surgery should have their license take away.

    Number 5 looks pretty good, but it’s hard to tell because that picture is wayyyy too bright. Might just be my monitor though!

    4 is nothing special.

    I personally like 3, and only because she’s the only one who isn’t painfully unattractive and because i can actually tell what she looks like from the picture.

  5. Zryder
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    Amy I bet you have cats… lonely cat lady

  6. Peter
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    Alright, what the hell is wrong with her nose? it makes her look freakish. I don’t think I am being cruel by saying this. People have a natural aversion to deformed human bodies. Her nose is a shocking, distracting, botched abomination.

  7. Peter
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    I can barely make out her features. From what I can see, she looks good.

  8. BC

    Respect to Morgan for actually getting the pose right. But since Mr. Fish is apparently going to use anything, I voted Gianna. Shiny lips and whatnot would work quite well in a banner.

  9. Anon
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    I did a bit of basic editing just to bring out some of Arielle’s facial features more — because she is so obviously stunning and the best of the bunch.

    The quality sucks, but makes it a bit easier to judge Arielle’s beauty — top notch!

  10. Commented on this photo:

    How is this one winning? This girl is totally plain jane. Definitely not Superficial Banner worthy. I voted for the first girl. I don’t know her name. I like the last girl too because she’s beautiful, but the first one just seems more “superficial.” Also, I think the superficial banner girl should have blonde hair. Blonde hair just seems more superficial, haha.

    • Vannah

      I concur, I mean she has a great rack and everything but they’re real and real tits can’t be superficial, the end.

  11. memem


    Are you going to use these photos for the banner? Or are you going to pick a winner and have her take a new picture for the banner?

    Some of these girls would look great from a better angle.

  12. Uh
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    Is there any way to vote for the banner girl that’s already up there?

  13. Anon

    I did a bit of basic editing just to bring out some of Arielle’s facial features more — because she is so obviously stunning and the best of the bunch.

    The quality sucks, but makes it a bit easier to judge Arielle’s beauty — top notch!

  14. Commented on this photo:

    Super pretty girl. :]

  15. joel

    arielle better win

  16. lolwut
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    she looks like kristen stewart… or whiny depressed twilight girl for people who don’t know

  17. Just Sayin
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    She looks like an 80′s prostitute…

  18. the ugly official
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    All of these girls are a big FAIL. How can you say that this girl is beautiful??? You can’t even see HER FACE!!!! Are these really the people who are the “top qualifiers” ? Geezus

  19. Insatiable Peter
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    Arielle is the winner. Better photo needed.

  20. the ugly official
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    I like her best. How does she have the lowest votes??? And don’t hate on the make-up. It’s the SUPERFICIAL! That should give her some bonus points in my book!

  21. the ugly official
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    This reminds me of a 14 year old slut playing around with her digital camera trying too hard to be sexy. Thank God you can’t completely see her face because the features are bird-like and unattractive. Put the push up bra away and go clean your room, or you’re grounded!

  22. Insatiable Peter
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    Really like the photo. Compliments to the photographer …Arielle is the safe pick, Morgan if you want to avant-garde it up.

  23. tonite
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    this is a shitty pic. it looks like she took it in her parents bathroom. and its of nothing but gnarly tits. how is that a banner photo?

  24. tonite
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    seriously, where are all the sexy bitches?
    this girl has a gargantuan nose and no cleavage and looks a bit…hefty.
    i want a skinny bitch with big tiddies and blonde hair. THAT = superficial banner girl material.

    • dee

      I agree! Except minus I prefer brunettes but actually now that I think about it, a bottle blonde would suit perfectly. Adds to the tashy, superficial-ness of it all!

  25. sera
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    VOTE!!! she is stunning!
    @ tonite.. fuck the skinny bitches. bring on a real girl who’s gorgeous. You ugly fuck.

    • tonite

      …why am i ugly? you dont even know what i look like.
      anyways, were talking the SUPERFICIAL here – fake, fake, fake! we need some coked out bitch to rep that shit. i just see it as fitting.
      once again, just my opinion!

  26. Neil
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    Can someone please tell these dumb bints how to take a fucking picture?

  27. peacelovegiants
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    arielle is the prettiest one by far. showin them how new york city does it.

  28. Garth

    I still miss the old face/lips. Why change? We fear change.

  29. Another Man's Rhubarb
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    I don’t give a fuck how high contrast Arielle’s pic is, I’d crawl through broken glass just to let her fart in my face.

    Get the voting right idiots.

  30. munkie
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    this is easy, number 4!
    if they can’t fit cleavage in the picture they ain’t tryin

  31. Skittle
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    If Arielle washes her hair, she gets my vote.

  32. BooBoo
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    Traci looks sexy without being trashy [love the pearls!] so she gets my vote!

    #1: classic vintage sexy [always a plus]
    #2: her nose/face…no comment =/
    #3: seriously? [i mean that in the nicest way possible cause nobody is perfect]
    #4: she has no top lip! although im sure everyone went straight to the boobs =P
    #5: horrible pic! although she seems like she has a beautiful face [minus the dirty hair]

  33. pounder moughmore
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    She is really pretty. Plus, how is it that the one girl who is in a bikini is getting the least votes? WTF is this site about if it isn’t posting pictures of girls in bikinis? I mean, that is this site’s raison d’etre.

  34. brad

    team jade. all the way.

  35. june
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    her hair is just really shiny i think

  36. june
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    exotic looks like adriana lima

  37. hrr

    This is the best out of all of the submissions? Well, this sucks.

  38. jessica
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    you people are ridiculous.

  39. CY
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    How the hell is this girl in 2nd place? Dirty hair and old jewelry is want the voters want? Any bets this crunchy has bush up to her belly button? She looks like a teenager playing dress up

  40. Fati87

    Apparantly people aree voting for boobs. I don’t see another explanation why a girl with an ugly profile is ranking 1st. I don’t want to see her on the banner.

  41. Fati87
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    I agree. This girl is the ugliest of the 5. I will boycot The Superficial for that week that her ugly profile gets to be on the banner, if she wins.

  42. Fati87

    Fish, I gotta tell you, you have a terrible taste in women. Of all 4, only Tracy and Arielle are OKAY. The rest are just scary. There were much hotter and prettier girls on Facebook that people would much rather vote for, but you did not pick them. You suck.

  43. fap
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    WTF? This all proves most people are retarded. You dumbarses are voting for some chicky using the classic “Facebook Angle Shot” —>

  44. jang
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    dang, she got a facebook?

  45. Bert

    Never underestimate the power of the boob. Especially a natural one.

  46. Dr. Waldenheim Von Poop
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    #3 is smoking hot, she’s my pick. Don’t fall for that overexposed bullshit of the last chick, she’s hiding her face for a reason. #1 is pretty decent, but that’s mostly because of the artsy pearls and hair hiding her face.

    • dee

      #3 is awful! The worst of the bunch. She looks like a clown with all that weird make up. She also has the tiniest mosquito bite breasts.

      • Tom

        I don’t think that’s a clown dee. I think you just haven’t seen a pretty face. Jealous, dee? Did your picture not make it?

  47. Fish Sticks
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    Apparently I’m one of the few who voted for Morgan.

    It must be my lack of a penis.

    I picked the pretty one instead of the one with largest boobs/the most cleavage showing.

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  49. superfish! i have been following your website religiously since its inception, all through my university theses your site has been my holy grail of brain detox! i am sadly disappointed by your collection of women for this contest, NOT HOT AT ALL!!!!!! is this really the best that can come about? i was not originally going to submit because i figured you would have flaming women but looking at this very very sad collection i must admit i feel i need to contribute. i know you have officially closed the competition but if i may in my last leg send three pics i am quite certain they will outshine these very underwhelming pics! i don’t quite know where to email them but please contact me at and tell me if i can still submit my pix and make this contest just a little bit more SPICY!!!!

  50. Jason
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    Why the hell is everyone voting for the one picture that doesn’t even show the girl’s face? A mouth and some cleavage? Come on! #5 has my vote. It’s pretty sad when a girl KNOWS she can win a contest by doing nothing more than showing a bit of cleavage.

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