We’ll be back in the morning to wrap up The Superficial’s VMAs coverage and swing this ship toward more gossipy/bikini-y waters, so here’s Kim Kardashian‘s mammoth ass to tide you over. Feel free to set your drinks on it when you’re done, or maybe park your car, pitch an RV for the night, play a full court game of basketball, host a music festival, or pretty much whatever you feel like doing with the left cheek’s ample ass-acreage. Just keep the right one clear for the mega mall I’m trying to break ground on once these bastards at the zoning board quit busting my balls. How ’bout you let the free market decide if people want to shop on top of a walking urinal, commies?
Photo: Getty, Splash News
Can you imagine the stink that would fly out of her turd cutter when she farts. It would be like a stage 5 hurricane over a sewage treatment plant!
Poor Kris Humphries. Married to a FAME WHORE and PORN STAR who still shows her ass to everyone when being photographed. SO SAD!!!
He knew exactly what he was getting into. I don;t feel bad for Kris at all.
… YES — a FAME WHORE and PORN STAR !!!
Ha Ha she is so fat she can’t wear and actual backless gown.
She’s molting. You know what that means? Her next ass is going to be even bigger.
BERTA BUTT! BERTHA BUTT! Norally would never comment BUT I think the Media needs to stop treating her as Royalty! NOT SO…..come on people, there is nothing Natural about KIM K BERTA BUTT! Can you imagine how she’s going to look when she’s pregnant. Let me guess, the MEDIA will say she’s only a size 3! HA
Just slap some barbecue sauce on that ass and I’m ready for action. Maybe a grape soda and some lotion for afters
Her “husband” couldn’t be there because she only had two seats – one for her and one for her ass.
Cottage cheese in a plastic garbage bag.
THIS is supposed to be sexy? BARF!
I think in her head she thinks that the bigger her mammoth ass gets, the bigger her career will be so she keeps stuffing it with crisco.
Kris did not show up at VMAs as he must be furious since he learned that 2 million people, majority Irish men, watched his wife sex video with RJ while he was “cherishing” her as his future wife. These two are both pathetic. She just wanted a husband to get married and he wanted some exposure for himself. He never wore the wedding ring in the whole honeymoon. They never held hands together in all the pictures in Italy. Al the time he was holding her by her wrist. How f..cked up is this marriage!!
MMMMM, Put some jelly on that , cause I’m eating it !
DAT ASS.
“Who ordered the stuffed sausage?”
DAT ASS.
Her ass looks like the trash bin at the lobby of my apartment complex
Jesus. I hope their prenup comes with a powertrain warranty.
Someone was playing a joke and told her ass the VMA’s was a costume party because I’m pretty sure it dressed up like a disco ball
ok, her ass is just getting gross at this point, enough is enough!
her nose is disappearing
Ok seriously how much more surgery can this woman take
what the FUCK is going on with her midsection
imagine how big that ass is going to get after she gets preggers.
it ain’t her ass that’s a prob’ , its that she aint got no legs to hold it up ..
lies about her height ..as tall as snookie but without legs ..
its gross ..
too much body & face for a 4 ft 9in slut ..
shes ridic’ in public ..
people laughing right in her face which looks very odd in real life ..
this is a NON mutherfuckin factor thats bamboozled the public …
her younger half sisters are the beauties …
not her ..
khloe is beautiful
(& normal height )in real life ..
kim is a real skank …FOR REALZ..
Lardassian
The ass is out of the bag… she has on the underwear with the a bit of bum pads on .. yes naturally she has a beautiful shaped body, but she is wearing a padded underwear. my friend has the same one and you can clearly see in the front of the dress the underwear line. it looks like Granny pantys…. and that is how she gets her butt so big… some times its huge and some times it her natural ass… why else does she pose standing backwards when she has it on….. Shallow. !
When I look at that ass I just think she must take some serious dumps. I mean it’s not logical but that’s the first though that comes to mind.
Is it possible to get a butt reduction?
Ham hocks anyone?
wide load comin’ through… she basically needs a car with flashing lights following her around warning people she’s coming…
i know i’d get the f@#k out of the way…
Was she sponsored by Jiffy Pop?
yeah it is, was going to say that myself!
She topped up her silicone so she’d get a lot of attention. What an attention whore! Unfortunately for her there were real stars with big surprises
What kind of newly weds have a quickie honeymoon just so they can go to some award ceremony. Sad
That is nice. Want to take a bite
mmmmm……jealous girls. No straight man can say that she is gross. Anyways, like it or not most men find her sexy.
That is what I call prime meat
my sweet fish
look at me. look at me. look at my fake fat ass, fake hair and fake plastic surgery face