We’ll be back in the morning to wrap up The Superficial’s VMAs coverage and swing this ship toward more gossipy/bikini-y waters, so here’s Kim Kardashian‘s mammoth ass to tide you over. Feel free to set your drinks on it when you’re done, or maybe park your car, pitch an RV for the night, play a full court game of basketball, host a music festival, or pretty much whatever you feel like doing with the left cheek’s ample ass-acreage. Just keep the right one clear for the mega mall I’m trying to break ground on once these bastards at the zoning board quit busting my balls. How ’bout you let the free market decide if people want to shop on top of a walking urinal, commies?
Photo: Getty, Splash News
she’s so gross
It looks like she’s trying to emote but cant quite muster up the strength to move her face.
Sigh boring. Even her boobs are struggling to leave the boredom.
that ass is terrible looking
This your ideal place for coming out of the closet, Ugh?
………..her *SS isn’t married, folks!!
Hell no. In fact, I heard it was getting it’s own reality show.
Dammmn!!! now that’s marriage material right there!
Disgusting….dont think you fooled us by taking an exray of your fake nasty ass!!
We all know you have injected silicon…lying whore!!
Did she let her husband climb out of it for a photo op?
Ugly midget hooker. Can’t believe this bitch actually wants people to believe that that mannequin face of hers is real. Nasty ugly camel faced whore.
Very well put.
There is nothing sexy about having an ass that big when your only fucking 5 feet tall. Her ass seriously looks like a square cardboard box.
What’s worse is that her legs are too skinny and not proportionate to the ass.
I DID hear her legs were pretty pissed off about the whole thing.
Wowsers, she’s put on a few pounds!
um, does her hand look freakishly small to anyone else?
I think there’s more of a problem with her boob. Look at the discoloration in her cleavage?? WTF?
That looks like a surgical scar to me.
I think she needed two limos. One for her, and one for her ass.
That’s photoshopped. Here’s the original: http://i.imgur.com/olXtL.jpg
You sir +10000000000000000000000000000000000000!
hah
FTW!!!
LMAO!
If only Kim could…..
That pis is hilarious! Thanks!
I would hit that into next week. As a matter of fact, I think I might hit that next week.
You wouldn’t even reach the hole on that fat hippos ass.
MTE. My thought’s exactly!
she is gaining marriage weight.
and THATS with 7 inch heels!
its stilts or a wheelbarrow for that ton of lard or it will hit the floor!
Has Obama declared this a disaster area yet?
Well at least from that pose it looks like she finally has come the realization that is the only thing anyone is remotely interested in about her.
Yes. They’re all watching to see just how big it’s gonna get!
As a black man , I’d hit like it owed me money!
Bring her to Hawthorne , we would like to meet her personally
Her, or her ass? From what I’m hearing, her ass is getting almost twice as much for an appearance.
There’s a lot of junk in that trunk!
I’d bang it until it begged for mercy , then go out and have me some ribs!
Anyone else not sick of this whore yet?
They needed that on the East Coast to buffer the hurricane.
Waxy!
Who cares about this talentless fat ass? Beyonce stole her wedding thunder. Haha.
unbelievable.
Man , Bend over , cuz here I cum!
I would take her from behind many , many times . I echo my brothers in sayin that ribs or chicken would be nice after . I’m jus sayin
If the average dude looking at this site took this home from a bar, they’d be bragging for weeks. Sure…she likes black guys….lots of em’….she has a big ass…even still, I would make so much LOVE to this woman….
You’re cracked.
I wonder how many times she’s gotten gonorrhea.
I bet 2, 3 times.
You might be making love to her, but I suspect she’d just be having sex with you.
lol
wow, wh*redashian looks worse than usual. with all that money she gets paid for whoring herself out, she could have gotten a better dress that fit her better. her face looks more plastic than ever.
Seriously. I’m ashamed to say I watched a little bit of the VMA’s because there was zero else on TV. I did happen to catch this little diddy. Her dress is just as trashy looking as those Jersey shore skanks and she looked all lumpy, like her spanx needed some adjustment.
Geez Kim, you’ve only been married a week. Wait at least 2 before you blow up like a balloon. Poor Kris Humphries…
You need that much light to shine it up her crack.
i love her wedding band. and her eyelashes. who cares if shes fake, its hollywood, thats the standard. hasnt anyone visited L.A or Orange County???? Geez, if u dont have some type of “fake” look about you, you wont”fit” in. let her be. she’s genetically beautiful, looks alot like her mother Kris.
“Are you watching? Got out of the car, no hands. Just my ass.”
great article
So is it safe to say this bitch has jumped the shark?
All she’s going to do is get fatter and uglier from here on out until she has a manic breakdown, which she’ll film, naturally.
God I can’t wait…
Nothing says, “I’m committed to my new marriage” more than skipping the honeymoon and going straight back to famewhoring. Well, maybe having a scripted famewhore wedding on camera, but still, this is a close second.
Oh, and in case nobody’s mentioned yet, the autoplay ads that have been plaguing the site lately are really annoying, especially for those of us trying to pretend we’re doing work.
I love her hair! It’s got that, “Just Pissed On!” glow that so many others just can’t pull off.
Her ass looks as pregnant than Beyonce, although in this case it’s at least twins
Glad Queen B stole her thunder last night, why was she even there?
dat azz looks about a size 20. anyone know what size she has to wear to jam all that in?
She says she’s a size 2
Some stylist who wants to keep their job kisses Kim’s ass (literally) and covers up the 4 in “size 42″. I’m a size 5, sometimes a 7 depending on whatever shorts I’m wearing, and there is NO WAY that beast is a size 2 on any planet.
You’re gonna need a bigger stage.
Her face looks like its been elongated?? Or is it really that skinny?? lol
wow another boring picture collection of the Ass that roared.
you make a sex tape with a musician and that makes you eligible to show up to the music awards??
HamBeast attacks again!
Poor Kris Humphries. He thought NBA stood for Nothing But Ass.
LOL
what the fuck does SHE have to do with music? besides fucking Rap wannabes?
Oh yeah, MTV has nothing to do with music either.