VMAS: Kim Kardashian’s Ass Was There

August 29th, 2011 // 114 Comments

We’ll be back in the morning to wrap up The Superficial’s VMAs coverage and swing this ship toward more gossipy/bikini-y waters, so here’s Kim Kardashian‘s mammoth ass to tide you over. Feel free to set your drinks on it when you’re done, or maybe park your car, pitch an RV for the night, play a full court game of basketball, host a music festival, or pretty much whatever you feel like doing with the left cheek’s ample ass-acreage. Just keep the right one clear for the mega mall I’m trying to break ground on once these bastards at the zoning board quit busting my balls. How ’bout you let the free market decide if people want to shop on top of a walking urinal, commies?

Photo: Getty, Splash News


  1. ugh

    she’s so gross

  2. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    It looks like she’s trying to emote but cant quite muster up the strength to move her face.

  3. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    Sigh boring. Even her boobs are struggling to leave the boredom.

  4. right

    that ass is terrible looking

  5. Donald

    This your ideal place for coming out of the closet, Ugh?

  6. forrest gump

    ………..her *SS isn’t married, folks!!

  7. skeelosta

    Dammmn!!! now that’s marriage material right there!

  8. kendall

    Disgusting….dont think you fooled us by taking an exray of your fake nasty ass!!
    We all know you have injected silicon…lying whore!!

  9. Did she let her husband climb out of it for a photo op?

  10. Tootles

    Ugly midget hooker. Can’t believe this bitch actually wants people to believe that that mannequin face of hers is real. Nasty ugly camel faced whore.

  11. Tootles

    There is nothing sexy about having an ass that big when your only fucking 5 feet tall. Her ass seriously looks like a square cardboard box.

  12. Lily

    Wowsers, she’s put on a few pounds!

  13. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    um, does her hand look freakishly small to anyone else?

  14. Elf

    I think she needed two limos. One for her, and one for her ass.

  15. Mr. Fuck You

    That’s photoshopped. Here’s the original: http://i.imgur.com/olXtL.jpg

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    I would hit that into next week. As a matter of fact, I think I might hit that next week.

  17. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    she is gaining marriage weight.

  18. gorillaporn

    and THATS with 7 inch heels!
    its stilts or a wheelbarrow for that ton of lard or it will hit the floor!

  19. tlmck

    Has Obama declared this a disaster area yet?

  20. Ismoss

    Well at least from that pose it looks like she finally has come the realization that is the only thing anyone is remotely interested in about her.

  21. Shaquile Jefferson

    As a black man , I’d hit like it owed me money!

  22. Floyd Jackson

    Bring her to Hawthorne , we would like to meet her personally

  23. Rashad Washington

    There’s a lot of junk in that trunk!
    I’d bang it until it begged for mercy , then go out and have me some ribs!

  24. ReelWorld

    Anyone else not sick of this whore yet?

  25. Dr Ha-Ha

    They needed that on the East Coast to buffer the hurricane.

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  27. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    Who cares about this talentless fat ass? Beyonce stole her wedding thunder. Haha.

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  29. Jamar Washington

    Man , Bend over , cuz here I cum!

  30. Leland Jones

    I would take her from behind many , many times . I echo my brothers in sayin that ribs or chicken would be nice after . I’m jus sayin

  31. What?!!

    If the average dude looking at this site took this home from a bar, they’d be bragging for weeks. Sure…she likes black guys….lots of em’….she has a big ass…even still, I would make so much LOVE to this woman….

  32. gross

    wow, wh*redashian looks worse than usual. with all that money she gets paid for whoring herself out, she could have gotten a better dress that fit her better. her face looks more plastic than ever.

    • Jillia

      Seriously. I’m ashamed to say I watched a little bit of the VMA’s because there was zero else on TV. I did happen to catch this little diddy. Her dress is just as trashy looking as those Jersey shore skanks and she looked all lumpy, like her spanx needed some adjustment.

      Geez Kim, you’ve only been married a week. Wait at least 2 before you blow up like a balloon. Poor Kris Humphries…

  33. cdub

    You need that much light to shine it up her crack.

  34. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    i love her wedding band. and her eyelashes. who cares if shes fake, its hollywood, thats the standard. hasnt anyone visited L.A or Orange County???? Geez, if u dont have some type of “fake” look about you, you wont”fit” in. let her be. she’s genetically beautiful, looks alot like her mother Kris.

  35. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    “Are you watching? Got out of the car, no hands. Just my ass.”

  36. Deacon Jones

    So is it safe to say this bitch has jumped the shark?

    All she’s going to do is get fatter and uglier from here on out until she has a manic breakdown, which she’ll film, naturally.

  37. JC

    Nothing says, “I’m committed to my new marriage” more than skipping the honeymoon and going straight back to famewhoring. Well, maybe having a scripted famewhore wedding on camera, but still, this is a close second.

  38. JC

    Oh, and in case nobody’s mentioned yet, the autoplay ads that have been plaguing the site lately are really annoying, especially for those of us trying to pretend we’re doing work.

  39. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    I love her hair! It’s got that, “Just Pissed On!” glow that so many others just can’t pull off.

  40. brit

    Her ass looks as pregnant than Beyonce, although in this case it’s at least twins

  41. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    Glad Queen B stole her thunder last night, why was she even there?

  42. dat azz looks about a size 20. anyone know what size she has to wear to jam all that in?

    • SymbolicEnchelladas

      She says she’s a size 2

      • Help

        Some stylist who wants to keep their job kisses Kim’s ass (literally) and covers up the 4 in “size 42″. I’m a size 5, sometimes a 7 depending on whatever shorts I’m wearing, and there is NO WAY that beast is a size 2 on any planet.

  43. dotmatrix

    You’re gonna need a bigger stage.

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    Her face looks like its been elongated?? Or is it really that skinny?? lol

  45. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    wow another boring picture collection of the Ass that roared.

  46. Kim Kardashian VMAs
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    you make a sex tape with a musician and that makes you eligible to show up to the music awards??

  47. HamBeast attacks again!

  48. it had to be said

    Poor Kris Humphries. He thought NBA stood for Nothing But Ass.

  49. Clarence Beeks

    what the fuck does SHE have to do with music? besides fucking Rap wannabes?

    Oh yeah, MTV has nothing to do with music either.

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