VMAS: Kim Kardashian’s Ass Was There
We’ll be back in the morning to wrap up The Superficial’s VMAs coverage and swing this ship toward more gossipy/bikini-y waters, so here’s Kim Kardashian‘s mammoth ass to tide you over. Feel free to set your drinks on it when you’re done, or maybe park your car, pitch an RV for the night, play a full court game of basketball, host a music festival, or pretty much whatever you feel like doing with the left cheek’s ample ass-acreage. Just keep the right one clear for the mega mall I’m trying to break ground on once these bastards at the zoning board quit busting my balls. How ’bout you let the free market decide if people want to shop on top of a walking urinal, commies?
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