To further emphasize the fact it hasn’t showed music videos in over a decade yet still give out awards for them because its viewers just want to stare at moving pictures of anything, literally anything, MTV not only invited the cast of Jersey Shore (Minus The Situation who’s apparently going to shit into the hand that feeds him now.) to the VMAs, they actually flew them out of Jersey on a private jet to make sure they didn’t die in the goddamn hurricane even though, at minimum, these kids genitals would’ve at least got a powerwash. Now I have to make trails of calzones leading into car washes and/or trick them into thinking fire hydrants are really big penises which, in hindsight, probably won’t be that hard.
DEENA: Wait. Is this really a penis?
ME: Does it matter?
DEENA: Good point. *SQUUUUAAAAAAAATTTT*
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Plastic face!
“Do you wanna know how I got these scars?”
Not everyone can rock the Vulcan whore look. Kudos, JWoww.
I’m honestly surprised that JWoww knows how to cross her legs.
A water cannon would repel them sufficiently.
Spice Girls 2.0 – Sour Cream, Vinegar, Antacid and Bread Yeast
Who’da thunk Mickey Rourke would look so good in a dress?
LOL! Howard the Duck also comes to mind. J-Barf has a bill…and not just the one to her bad plastic surgeon.
she is trying to hard, and those contacts look cheap
In a tacky, whorish kind of way… yeah, I guess.
Is it in their contract to look like hookers, or is that just how they are “naturally”. I put naturally in quotations, because there obviously isn’t a natural thing about these broads. Gutter filth.
she looks amazing, love the dress, hair/makeup, sparkly shoes
fuck u it has no soul
Yea, what’s going on here? She looks almost decent, and …. dare I say it… thin?? Maybe not thin-thin, but there’s seems to be less Snookie here. I’m so confused…
:(
is that the “I’m having anal sex” face?
I think every guy at some point in his life has woken up next to a girl that looks something like her.
http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/08/26/funny-celebrity-pictures-yo-irene/
They did ask nicely, but… *shurgs*
Okay guys, check this out, Snookie looks good. Just look at those toned calves. Don’t look at anything else in the picture, just her calf. That’s a pretty hot calf.
Everything else should be removed. Especially her face, torso, arms, ass and face. (Yes, face twice)
I don’t think even hurricanes are strong enough to clean up this much skank.
Wow. Snooki is the second “most attractive” in that crowd. Well played, little troll, well played.
So THAT’S why the brought Deena on. Starting to make a little more sense now…
Brooke Hogan.
Guess Rainbow Brite and Silver Surfer didn’t get the memo. It was Wear Your Favorite Dress That Looks Like Vaginal Discharge Day at the office.
She and Demi Lovato are pretty much wearing the same thing. JWow might be a little more covered up.
Jeez, with all the money they’re spending on these people, can’t some MTV people teach them how to stand properly and pose? Yeesh.
her balls were sticking together…she was doing this stance in hope of them coming untangled and swinging free. I hear sweaty pinched balls are quite unfavorable.
Go Snooks. She is the only one that looks BETTER since this show started. What have the rest of them DONE to themselves? I think Sammi is on some sort of anti-pyschotics that blow her up. But otherwise don’t work…
Where’s that doctor from Human Centipede when you need him?
Jersey Shore is what Irene vomited after overdosing on coke and crystal Meth, smoking a huge amount of Weed and guzzling cum from a 10,000 gay men infected with HIV, herpes and syphilis.
WTF? TACKY CREATURES!
If I were the man I was 20 years ago, I’D TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THIS PLACE!
Get Michael Bay to direct that disaster, and you have my support.
Sammi looks beautiful. Id say her and Deena are tied! Deena looks so good! Snooki looks the same as always just doing way too much blah
It’s the STD team!
Silverback. He keeps a steady supply of Band-Aids in his jean pockets from his bloody knuckles constantly dragging on the concrete. Hello Kitty brand too I’m sure.
He looks like the obnoxious ass at the mall that sits in the center island booth that sells cheap gold necklaces and prepaid cell phones. That hair is a mess tho- looks like he’s been nailed by Slimer from Ghostbusters.
No, Mr. Scorsese, no. They haven’t seen Good Fellas.
She looks great! Lost the weight she needs to lose and isn’t dressing as tacky and fug.
Honestlyyyyyy who told her that dress looked good?? Whooooo put that lipstick on her!!! FUCK
If I had magic powers, I’d give Snookie a makeover. I’d give her a troll face. Oh wait, I wouldn’t have to because her face already looks like a troll face.
Wow, that was lame.
those super-reinforced titanium heels are workin’ overtime
FUCK I’d tap that. Does that make me an Ewok fucker? I don’t care. She looks good for a change.
What are they all standing on? It’s the Hippo Crate
The girls need to STOP with the botox already
WTF. Why is that Bratz Doll wearing Rainbow Brite’s dress?
It’s a sad day when Snookie is the best looking one in the bunch
This one from Jersey Shore looks ridiculous. Like a slutty Rainbow Brite http://bit.ly/oGac2f
They left VD on the stage!! SMH
yaiks! they look used! am no come near anyone of ‘em.
he is sooooooooooooooooo fuckin ugly he and deena would go well together
i feel so sorry 4 her she actually thinks shes attractive! :(
its sad that he is the good looking one of the group
whats that thing next to that blow out douche i think its called a snooki and IT HAS NO SOUL!!!!!