The Rest of The Goddamn #VMAs

August 25th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

Because our server is like the TARDIS if the TARDIS had Down syndrome, we’re falling apart at the seams over here, so here’s the rest of The 2014 VMAs before the whole thing explodes. And if you’re wondering why I’m not posting about Beyonce‘s feminist tour de force or Miley Cyrus using all of her vagina attention to help the homeless, there, I just said words about them. They’re part of our rich national tapestry. Now go look at the titties. Photo Boy was up all night gathering them in a bucket. (Don’t question his methods.)

Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Butt Tight Leather Pants The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    it had to be said
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    I guess that wasn’t just a fart after all . . .

  2. Amber Rose Cleavage Butt See Through Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Senor Trout
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    Her SBD face is epic.

  3. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    brick
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    real nice titties….not to mention nice, real titties!

  4. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    I find her really sexy.

  5. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Anon
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    she is so fucking hot it’s ridiculous. her body is insane.

  6. Amber Rose Cleavage Butt See Through Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    The ones that could & should wear this type of non-existant dress never do. Imagine the responses if a hot girl had something like this on.

  7. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Butt Tight Leather Pants The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    I knew the tractor tire inner tube look was going to come back in style.

  8. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Butt Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Except for having the facial expression of a drugged hooker, she’s looking better than half the younglings here.

  9. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    hotsauce513
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    Where are her dragons?

  10. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    She’s so sad when she’s not showing her ass.

  11. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Girlfriend Angel Haze PDA The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Dugger
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    “Angel, when you say ‘scissoring’ next time let me know if you mean me or my new leather dress.”

  12. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress Chris Brown The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    hotsauce513
    Commented on this photo:

    For the last time, I am NOT one of the Unsullied. Ask Rihanna.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Getting a touch of Rachel Hunter here.

  14. Amber Rose Cleavage Butt See Through Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you for sharing this. No one else will.
    The MTV truth of things needs to be seen.

  15. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone is so happy that the server is back up. Time to dance!

  16. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Girlfriend Angel Haze PDA The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Visible
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    Try-hard

  17. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Butt Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Pearl divers would be impressed with how long she held her breath at this event.

  18. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    My anaconda don’t want none of that.

  19. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Butt Tight Leather Pants The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Is that coke bloat, or has she always looked like that?

  20. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Hmm
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    Her and Iggy Azalea in the Black Widow music video, back to back in catsuits, OMG. Never really cared about her too much until I saw that video, now, I care about her a lot.

  21. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Girlfriend Angel Haze PDA The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    …from the “Pay Attention to MEEEEE!” file…

  22. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Girlfriend Angel Haze PDA The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Hmm
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    She still a fake lesbian?

  23. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Butt Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Hmm
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    Not going to lie, she is looking pretty damn good these days.

  24. Demi Lovato Cleavage Tight Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    I congratulate Skrillex on his weight gain. The contacts are a nice touch, too.

  25. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Hmm
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    Mmm

  26. Amber Rose Cleavage Butt See Through Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    I thought this was a gallery of celebrities.

  27. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Girlfriend Angel Haze PDA The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Hmm
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    The fact that you have not seen Alec Baldwin fly into a blind rage anytime since his daughter was supposed to have not only turned lesbian but with a black chick,is proof this is fucking fake.

  28. Nina Dobrev Cleavage The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    The halo is a nice touch, and so appropriate.

  29. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Nope… my anaconda is still not interested.

  30. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Hmm
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    “Dammit, Iggy is stealing my thunder and so is that little 12 year old chick Ariana.”

  31. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    You know what? I’ll give her full marks for effort and enthusiasm. Good for her.

  32. Nina Dobrev Cleavage The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Now you have my anaconda’s attention.

  33. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress Chris Brown The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Hmm
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    “I know I look like Rihanna and I am supposed to be her replacement but that does not mean you can hit me, alright?”

  34. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Not the first time she’s spread her legs for a roomful of strangers, I’ll bet.

  35. Amber Rose Cleavage Butt See Through Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Looks like the “Oversized Load” plate fell off.

  36. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Girlfriend Angel Haze PDA The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Jenna Haze > Angel Haze

  37. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress Chris Brown The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    “Ahh! Why did Sisqo just take a swing at me?!”

  38. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, so long, Western Civilization. You’ve had a pretty good run.

  39. Amber Rose Cleavage Butt See Through Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Looks like a bedazzled Clydesdale.

  40. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Butt Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    GodDAMN. I’m zaloogin’ all over this picture.

  41. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Somewhere out there David Icke is fapping furiously to this.

  42. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Butt Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Okay, she totally owned this. I can take tons of bitchiness if it comes packaged like this.

  43. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress Chris Brown The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    “Whatcha mean dye? I don’t dye.”
    “Me neither, bitch.”

  44. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Girlfriend Angel Haze PDA The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Is anyone else surprised that a white girl, whose father is on record
    using racial slur against black people, is dating a black person?
    I bet this is the first time this has happened…

  45. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    %^&#!
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    I get her now…

  46. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Butt The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    RocketInMyPocket
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    That must have been a big-ass snack.

  47. Rita Ora Cleavage Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    DKK
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    She looks amazing!

  48. Amber Rose Cleavage Butt See Through Dress Wiz Khalifa The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Amber Rose is amazing!

  49. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Butt Legs High Slit Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
    DKK
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    JLo is always beautiful!

  50. Demi Lovato Cleavage Tight Dress The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards
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    Skrillex has meaty hamhock arms.

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