The Rest of The Goddamn #VMAs

Because our server is like the TARDIS if the TARDIS had Down syndrome, we’re falling apart at the seams over here, so here’s the rest of The 2014 VMAs before the whole thing explodes. And if you’re wondering why I’m not posting about Beyonce’s feminist tour de force or Miley Cyrus using all of her vagina attention to help the homeless, there, I just said words about them. They’re part of our rich national tapestry. Now go look at the titties. Photo Boy was up all night gathering them in a bucket. (Don’t question his methods.)

Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI, Splash News