is reporting that Ving Rhames’ four dogs mauled and killed one of his employees. The 40-year-old man was a caretaker who watched over the dogs and his home, and he was found this morning dead on the front lawn covered in bites. The police are still investigating and trying to determine if it was the dog bites that killed him or if he suffered a heart attack or something else.
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Jslash | August 3, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Dang
me | August 3, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Frist.
Hannah | August 3, 2007 at 4:21 pm
first
eagle sleeps with the fishes | August 3, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Who’s on first?
ali | August 3, 2007 at 4:21 pm
i mean, getting killed by dogs always sucks but …who the fuck is that?
Scott Kucharski | August 3, 2007 at 4:22 pm
sorry # 2 and 3. It doesnt even matter whos first. why the fuck do you retards even care?? Are you a fukin 4 year old?
The Bor | August 3, 2007 at 4:22 pm
WHERE MY DOGS AT….
The Bor | August 3, 2007 at 4:22 pm
WHERE MY DOGS AT….
The Bor | August 3, 2007 at 4:22 pm
WHERE MY DOGS AT….
Boba Fett | August 3, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Man, that would suck ass.
I would just ninja kick the dogs, myself.
chris swissman | August 3, 2007 at 4:23 pm
has anyone seen my cat or does anyone know where john popper and his night vision goggles are?
bern2 | August 3, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Is Ving the dude that got banged in the ass in Pulp Fiction?
pyrrho | August 3, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Who let the dogs out? WHO WHO WHO WHO
The Bor | August 3, 2007 at 4:25 pm
oh yeah the pound, being euthanized . Ali please god please tell you you know who Ving Rhames is, if not I advise you to Buy not rent Pulp Fiction right now…GO, or I will come down there and get midevil on your ass.
nagger please | August 3, 2007 at 4:25 pm
negroes and their violent animals.. I wish we could send them all back to Africa..
BANGBANG | August 3, 2007 at 4:26 pm
It’s not the dogs faults, he obviously lead a trail of cheeseburgers on the ground up to his penis, and they got carried away.
I’m sure he enjoyed it whilst it lasted, though.
The Bor | August 3, 2007 at 4:28 pm
15- I think your looking for the Klan blog site. Its http://www.mymomismysisterandcousin.com
Elisabeth | August 3, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Very tragic. Poor guy.
Alex | August 3, 2007 at 4:31 pm
i hope 15 gets gang banged in the ass by violent animals from Africa…like a hippo and a giraffe and then I hope a hyena laughs while intercourse happens
Geoff | August 3, 2007 at 4:32 pm
When interviewed Ving reported that his gardner was “Pretty fuckin far from ok”
willtherealvictorpleasestandup | August 3, 2007 at 4:32 pm
the dude probably died then they started to bite his ass because Ving hadn’t fed them in a few days.
I hardly doubt they can call it a mauling when all they found were a few puncture wounds on the guy.
i especially love when they have “breaking news” but don’t know a damn thing about what really happened. jesus the media is a bunch of retards.
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | August 3, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Damn….what is it with……….nevermind.
havoc | August 3, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Did Micheal Vick win any money on it??
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LL | August 3, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Christ, that dog looks like it’s the size of a goddam horse. Just one of those things could probably kill a person (no matter how badass they think they are), much less 4 (dogs, that is). For Ving’s sake, I hope (sorta) CA doesn’t have one of those laws where if your dog kills someone, they can send your ass to jail. Although even if they do, I doubt they’d prosecute, and if they did, he wouldn’t do time anyway. But that guy’s family is probably already filing a huge wrongful death lawsuit. I don’t blame them. If your dog kills someone, their family should sue the shit outta you until you live in a cardboard box and beg for change.
wanks | August 3, 2007 at 4:35 pm
damn that thing is a fucking monster look how huge it is!!
Aunt Jemima | August 3, 2007 at 4:35 pm
I hope that 19 gets mugged by the Crips or shot at by the Bloods so that he can start to see why #15 feels the way he does.
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Bet Vick wishes he had them bruisers.
Lovely | August 3, 2007 at 4:38 pm
# 20- LOL- Good fucking stuff! And #7, 8 and 9… way to get your fucking point across… Pete and Repeat and fucking repeat again…
George | August 3, 2007 at 4:38 pm
I want to go over to Ving’s house and kill all of his dogs with my AK-47.
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 4:39 pm
What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ mastiffs, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass.
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 4:40 pm
20–niiiiiiice!!!
beyonduplication | August 3, 2007 at 4:41 pm
just thinking about that scene gives me the heebies
beyonduplication | August 3, 2007 at 4:41 pm
jeebies, too.
yeah.
Geoff | August 3, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I’m sure that Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson called Ving with something like this to say “You ain’t got no problem, Ving. I’m on the motherfucker. Go back in there and chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly.”
Lovely | August 3, 2007 at 4:44 pm
This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist Mastiff here
adeliza | August 3, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Man…
I can’t even be funny about this one.
And I thought I was having a bad Friday.
wopchop | August 3, 2007 at 4:47 pm
In the front yard, your ass goes down. Say it
whatever | August 3, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Take him to the kennel, sick the dogs on his ass, we’ll find out for goddamn sure what he knows and what he don’t.
whatever | August 3, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Oh, man…now I feel bad. This does fucking suck. But I couldn’t help posting from Pulp Fiction.
I’m a bad man, a very bad man. I’m going to go back to looking at Avril’s tits.
Lovely | August 3, 2007 at 4:49 pm
# 37 LOL- I’m glad we all agree it’s one of the best movies ever… Amen
Meisterburger | August 3, 2007 at 4:50 pm
#6
Why does it bother you so much? Just skip over them and move on. Sheesh.
LL | August 3, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Yeah, Ving got most of the good lines in that movie. Him and Sam Jackson. But Bruce got a good one, too:
Zed is dead, honey.
The Bor | August 3, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Lovely, I didnt do that on purpose I swear. Goeff I’m laughin my ass off over here, I think I have to watch PF tonight and give my women a foot rub, “I got my technique down and everything”
Geoff | August 3, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Yea I feel bad for the dude but its fun busting on Ving. Go read my comment about Kim Kasahardin shopping. ;)
Lovely | August 3, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Well Damn- I thought you were brilliant there for a moment.. . :) Although it may be even more funny now since you didn’t mean it…
Geoff | August 3, 2007 at 5:02 pm
- – - Rapist Mastiff. LALOL! I’m just thinking of the look on Marselus Wallace’s face while saying that.
wedgeone | August 3, 2007 at 5:07 pm
#30 & 35 – beautiful. Just brings a tear to my eye.
My thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the man who died. I do hope that it wasn’t from a dog mauling. You would think that a man like Ving would have security cameras around his house, so maybe everything got caught on tape & the truth will be known quickly.
Num the area | August 3, 2007 at 5:27 pm
I want to pleasure Maria de Madeiros orally.
Annie Rexia | August 3, 2007 at 5:31 pm
#26. Love your syrup hon.
Simon | August 3, 2007 at 5:38 pm
You think this shit was an accident? Don’t. Fuck. With. Mr. Rhames.