Ving Rhames’ dogs killed a man

August 3rd, 2007 // 102 Comments

is reporting that Ving Rhames’ four dogs mauled and killed one of his employees. The 40-year-old man was a caretaker who watched over the dogs and his home, and he was found this morning dead on the front lawn covered in bites. The police are still investigating and trying to determine if it was the dog bites that killed him or if he suffered a heart attack or something else.


  1. Jslash

    Dang

  2. Hannah

    first

  3. eagle sleeps with the fishes

    Who’s on first?

  4. ali

    i mean, getting killed by dogs always sucks but …who the fuck is that?

  5. Scott Kucharski

    sorry # 2 and 3. It doesnt even matter whos first. why the fuck do you retards even care?? Are you a fukin 4 year old?

  6. The Bor

    WHERE MY DOGS AT….

  7. The Bor

    WHERE MY DOGS AT….

  8. The Bor

    WHERE MY DOGS AT….

  9. Man, that would suck ass.

    I would just ninja kick the dogs, myself.

  10. has anyone seen my cat or does anyone know where john popper and his night vision goggles are?

  11. bern2

    Is Ving the dude that got banged in the ass in Pulp Fiction?

  12. Who let the dogs out? WHO WHO WHO WHO

  13. The Bor

    oh yeah the pound, being euthanized . Ali please god please tell you you know who Ving Rhames is, if not I advise you to Buy not rent Pulp Fiction right now…GO, or I will come down there and get midevil on your ass.

  14. nagger please

    negroes and their violent animals.. I wish we could send them all back to Africa..

  15. BANGBANG

    It’s not the dogs faults, he obviously lead a trail of cheeseburgers on the ground up to his penis, and they got carried away.
    I’m sure he enjoyed it whilst it lasted, though.

  16. The Bor

    15- I think your looking for the Klan blog site. Its http://www.mymomismysisterandcousin.com

  17. Elisabeth

    Very tragic. Poor guy.

  18. Alex

    i hope 15 gets gang banged in the ass by violent animals from Africa…like a hippo and a giraffe and then I hope a hyena laughs while intercourse happens

  19. Geoff

    When interviewed Ving reported that his gardner was “Pretty fuckin far from ok”

  20. willtherealvictorpleasestandup

    the dude probably died then they started to bite his ass because Ving hadn’t fed them in a few days.

    I hardly doubt they can call it a mauling when all they found were a few puncture wounds on the guy.

    i especially love when they have “breaking news” but don’t know a damn thing about what really happened. jesus the media is a bunch of retards.

  21. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    Damn….what is it with……….nevermind.

  22. havoc

    Did Micheal Vick win any money on it??

    .

  23. LL

    Christ, that dog looks like it’s the size of a goddam horse. Just one of those things could probably kill a person (no matter how badass they think they are), much less 4 (dogs, that is). For Ving’s sake, I hope (sorta) CA doesn’t have one of those laws where if your dog kills someone, they can send your ass to jail. Although even if they do, I doubt they’d prosecute, and if they did, he wouldn’t do time anyway. But that guy’s family is probably already filing a huge wrongful death lawsuit. I don’t blame them. If your dog kills someone, their family should sue the shit outta you until you live in a cardboard box and beg for change.

  24. wanks

    damn that thing is a fucking monster look how huge it is!!

  25. Aunt Jemima

    I hope that 19 gets mugged by the Crips or shot at by the Bloods so that he can start to see why #15 feels the way he does.

  26. jrzmommy

    Bet Vick wishes he had them bruisers.

  27. Lovely

    # 20- LOL- Good fucking stuff! And #7, 8 and 9… way to get your fucking point across… Pete and Repeat and fucking repeat again…

  28. George

    I want to go over to Ving’s house and kill all of his dogs with my AK-47.

  29. jrzmommy

    What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ mastiffs, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass.

  30. jrzmommy

    20–niiiiiiice!!!

  31. beyonduplication

    just thinking about that scene gives me the heebies

  32. beyonduplication

    jeebies, too.

    yeah.

  33. Geoff

    I’m sure that Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson called Ving with something like this to say “You ain’t got no problem, Ving. I’m on the motherfucker. Go back in there and chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf, who should be coming directly.”

  34. Lovely

    This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist Mastiff here

  35. Man…
    I can’t even be funny about this one.
    And I thought I was having a bad Friday.

  36. wopchop

    In the front yard, your ass goes down. Say it

  37. whatever

    Take him to the kennel, sick the dogs on his ass, we’ll find out for goddamn sure what he knows and what he don’t.

  38. whatever

    Oh, man…now I feel bad. This does fucking suck. But I couldn’t help posting from Pulp Fiction.

    I’m a bad man, a very bad man. I’m going to go back to looking at Avril’s tits.

  39. Lovely

    # 37 LOL- I’m glad we all agree it’s one of the best movies ever… Amen

  40. Meisterburger

    #6

    Why does it bother you so much? Just skip over them and move on. Sheesh.

  41. LL

    Yeah, Ving got most of the good lines in that movie. Him and Sam Jackson. But Bruce got a good one, too:

    Zed is dead, honey.

  42. The Bor

    Lovely, I didnt do that on purpose I swear. Goeff I’m laughin my ass off over here, I think I have to watch PF tonight and give my women a foot rub, “I got my technique down and everything”

  43. Geoff

    Yea I feel bad for the dude but its fun busting on Ving. Go read my comment about Kim Kasahardin shopping. ;)

  44. Lovely

    Well Damn- I thought you were brilliant there for a moment.. . :) Although it may be even more funny now since you didn’t mean it…

  45. Geoff

    - – - Rapist Mastiff. LALOL! I’m just thinking of the look on Marselus Wallace’s face while saying that.

  46. wedgeone

    #30 & 35 – beautiful. Just brings a tear to my eye.

    My thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the man who died. I do hope that it wasn’t from a dog mauling. You would think that a man like Ving would have security cameras around his house, so maybe everything got caught on tape & the truth will be known quickly.

  47. Num the area

    I want to pleasure Maria de Madeiros orally.

  48. Annie Rexia

    #26. Love your syrup hon.

  49. You think this shit was an accident? Don’t. Fuck. With. Mr. Rhames.

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