If you watch Project Runway you’ve probably already seen this. If you don’t watch Project Runway you probably don’t even want to see it. So basically I am providing absolutely nothing for absolutely nobody. Ahh, my life is finally complete.
Thanks to the saucy Crista for the tip.























combustion8 | October 6, 2006 at 8:33 am
flamer
RichPort | October 6, 2006 at 8:34 am
With all of the hilarity that is Hollywood, this is the first post?
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Guy-Pierre | October 6, 2006 at 8:45 am
Yessss Mr Superfacial… You complete me !!!
Guy-Pierre | October 6, 2006 at 8:47 am
Oh my, excuse me! That should read Mr Super-Facial
Holy Candy | October 6, 2006 at 8:52 am
Freak out? Or just plain freak?
http://www.HolyCandy.com
fearsarewishes | October 6, 2006 at 9:02 am
Nelly queen. That’s hot.
Spindoc | October 6, 2006 at 9:09 am
They only kept this guy on for the drama. He couldn’t sew, none of his stuff fit the model correctly. He would make things look like crap in a desperate attempt to seem interesting but all of his work looked like a 10 year old had done it.
trinket | October 6, 2006 at 9:13 am
The basket-hat should have been the first indication of the craziness that lives inside this guy’s head. So really, I blame the show for keeping him on after the basket-hat made its first appearance. They were just playing with fire. Jerks.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 6, 2006 at 9:20 am
I have never seen this show, and am now glad that I haven’t.
Wahhhhh! What is he five?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 6, 2006 at 9:21 am
I KNEW there was a reason I never watched TV. Thanks for the reminder, Fish.
Shaun | October 6, 2006 at 10:05 am
That was really boring.
The producer getting yelled should be broke in no time.
http://www.digital-six.net
CelebSlam.com | October 6, 2006 at 10:36 am
I would say Crista is more sassy than saucy
http://www.celebslam.com
Praz | October 6, 2006 at 10:46 am
So, did anyone else watch South Park this week?
radio4play | October 6, 2006 at 11:17 am
#13 Yes I did! although it might have been a rerun
Rochford | October 6, 2006 at 11:41 am
That video totally turns me on.
You go, Vincent!
tallcoolone | October 6, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Every reality show always has one certain contestant they keep around just for the drama factor…and obviously he is it. ‘Don’t fluff my shirts?’ Go blow yourself, dude.
mother rucker | October 6, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Shaun,
I’m the producer getting yelled at and you have NO idea how broke I am. but this due more to my insatiable appetite for opium and Dutch dominatrixes’ with a pention for clogging than due to the quality of my work.
Thanks for the early birthday present of putting me on the super-fic (albeit through vincent). I can die now.
c | October 6, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Project Runway needs to start psychologically screening its contestants. Vincent is insane, and Jeffrey is practically a sociopath.
http://popanalysis.blogspot.com
YankeeRedNeck40 | October 6, 2006 at 4:28 pm
bastards! i waited all season for the old fart to totally freak & they dump it in a reunion show. really expected him to jump Heidi or whack someone in their sleep.
meg | October 8, 2006 at 7:47 pm
#17 – Are you Michael Rucker? I’m a huge Project Runway fan, and I love your blog. I’m so jealous your job, even if it does put you in the vicinity of nutjobs like Vicent. But, I mean, hey, you got to be on the Superficial. Way to deal with psychotic drama queens (and cool people like Michael, who I hope won)every day, and still stay so cute and witty.
Spindoc | October 9, 2006 at 10:26 am
Jeffery looks like he smells like dirty hair and yesterdays ashtray.
HollywoodSnark | April 5, 2007 at 10:23 am
uh…who cares?