Page Six issued an apology today after Vince Vaughn’s lawyers filed a complaint against them for running stories claiming he cheated on Jennifer Aniston with a blonde woman in the UK. They write:
Jennifer Aniston went on “Oprah” to tell the world she and Vince Vaughn are still together. We apologize to Vaughn for reporting on Oct. 11 that the “The Wedding Crashers” star had been photographed “making out” with a “mystery blonde” at a party in London. The item, first reported in the London Sun, was incorrect. We’re advised Vaughn was merely greeting a friend at the event and not kissing her “passionately.” Any suggestion that the actor was being unfaithful to Aniston is totally false.
The only time anybody should ever apologize to Vince Vaughn is if it’s sarcastic and they’ve just beaten him in a race or something, like “Sorry I made you eat my dust” or “Sorry you suck” or “Sorry I slept with your mom.” Because seriously, the guy’s an ass. I offered to buy him a beer once and he punched me in the face and called my little cousin a whore. That’s not cool, man.
Thanks to the delicately delicious Debs for the tip. And thanks to me for being the master of alliteration.