Vince Shlomi of Slap Chop/ShamWow fame (Who’s 44?) was apparently arrested last month for punching a hooker after she bit his tongue. The incident went down in Miami and ultimately ended in charges dropped for both parties. Both were shit-faced if you hadn’t guessed already. The Smoking Gun reports:
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported.
I guess she didn’t love his nuts. ZING! God, I make this look easy.
I wonder: WE MUST FEEL SORRY NOW, folks?
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That Shamwow guy always reminded me of a greasy used car salesman – not a surprise here.
That Shamwow guy always reminded me of a greasy used car salesman – the only surprise is that he was able to get laid…..well, almost.
#13- thats the funniest shit I’ve seen on here…… LMFAO!!!!
SHAM WOW works on your car, pet stains and blood from a hooker. Carry one to jail with you and it works on urine, KY (in case bubba is nice to you) and human tears when you realize how f*cked up your sex life REALLY is.
SHAM WOW works on your car, pet stains and blood from a hooker. Carry one to jail with you and it works on urine, KY (in case bubba is nice to you) and human tears when you realize how f*cked up your sex life REALLY is. That’s WOW – that’s SHAM wow!
I just want to know how he throws that other brand name chopper over his head and into the sink with such ease.
#15 – According to the commercial, one order IS a lifetime supply.
Somebody explain the logic, coming from the hookers’ perspective….
Like, what was her game plan after biting is tongue. A jovial slap on the back and they both walk away?
And that my friends, is what meth/coke addiction does to your face. You don’t go to Miami unless you love that shit. It’s a proven fact.
I’m calling shenanigans. Vince Slap-Chop Shlomi has very brown eyes. Not so in the mug shot. Eyebrows are wrong. Hairline at the temple is off. Nose is wrong. Right ear lobe is against the side of Vince’s head (yeah, I know he’s wearing a head-mic) but the mug guy has twice as much hair and his ears stick way out. This guy resembles Vince, but that’s all.
This commercial is very long. Now I have seen it once and don”t want to see it ever again. But in the US there are commercials every 10 minutes or so. This means that the nerve raking stuff must be shown several times a day, perhaps more than once every hour.No wonder Americans are a bit sick in the head.
ha ha LMAO “we dont need to cry anymore” his crazed face makes me cry.
Did he use a ShamWow to sop up the blood from his injuries?
where’s the pictures of the broad at!?? post them up mr. superficial!! here’s links
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham2.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html
sham wow man gots more heaters than i thought in those guns!! i woulda thought that little pussy man woulda got served up, especially by a pro-stitute
I’ve been enjoying those Slap-Chop commercials. I come in from the other room to see that other chopper go in the sink. Very gratifying.
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This guy sued the Church of Scientology! I’m buyin some ShamWows!
A shamwow won’t clean up this mess……nyuk….nyuk
Ok you just kneeeew this was coming lol:
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Now I’ve seen it once and “don t want to see it ever again. But in America every 10 minutes or so are the commercials. This means that nerve raking stuff should have been shown several times a day, maybe more than once every hour.No wonder Americans are sick in the head a bit.