Vince Shlomi of Slap Chop/ShamWow fame (Who’s 44?) was apparently arrested last month for punching a hooker after she bit his tongue. The incident went down in Miami and ultimately ended in charges dropped for both parties. Both were shit-faced if you hadn’t guessed already. The Smoking Gun reports:
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported.
I guess she didn’t love his nuts. ZING! God, I make this look easy.
click flash bang wink | March 29, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Lol.
Rossi | March 29, 2009 at 12:04 pm
How dumb do you have to be to NOT LET GO of someone’s tongue when they continually PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE?
NipTuck | March 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm
oooooo so good
SH | March 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Hitler’s people are violent
omglol | March 29, 2009 at 12:14 pm
YOU’LL LOVE MY NUTS
crazy1 | March 29, 2009 at 12:15 pm
that’s fantastic. just fantastic.
feckless | March 29, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Jeez how’d you like to be able to put a photo of that on the mantle during family get-together times.
Judge | March 29, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Judge says: If you act now, bail will be $2000, cause I can’t do this all day/
amanda | March 29, 2009 at 12:27 pm
How old are the ShamWOW commercials?
he looks ancient here, and a little less creepy than usual
Sarah | March 29, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Haha. Nice one, Judge.
josh | March 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm
nice headline….saw the same one two days ago here: http://cheesusrice.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-guy-slap-chops-a-hooker/
MDiz | March 29, 2009 at 12:35 pm
That just made my day… Everytime i saw that commercial i secretly wished hateful shit on his ass…. Thank you Jeebus!
Cheri Frost | March 29, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I like to think how Vince might describe the encounter:
“Hi, it’s Vince here with Slap Chop and I’m in a great mood today from slapping my troubles away. Look, you love sex, you hate relationships. No problem-Fahget’ about it. Look, here’s a prostitute in Miami-you’re gonna have an exciting life now and for only a $1000 cash. You could pay more, but why? This prostitute is from Miami and you know those Floridians, they always make good stuff. Sure, she might try to bite your tongue off, but watch this America: one slap, two slap, three slap. Look, the prostitute falls right off. Life’s hard enough; ya’ don’t want a prostitute attached to your tongue. We’re gonna make America free from tongue biting prostitutes, One Slap At A Time. “
Bitch Slap | March 29, 2009 at 12:47 pm
He paid a grand for that skank?!!?! WOW! At least it wasn’t his cock she was biting on and wouldn’t let go of.
ekki_skila | March 29, 2009 at 1:16 pm
how does this guy afford a $750.00 a night hotel…HE’S A GODDAMN INFOMERCIAL HAWKER.
THEN….A THOUSAND BUCKS ON A HOOKER!!!??
I AM QUITE ANGERED. WHY DOES HE HAVE THIS MONEY TO SPEND AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF SHAM WOW ABSORBENT CLOTHS?
ANNNND HE GETS TO WEAR A BLUE APRON AND A HEADSET!!!
oh man. oh man.
::weeps::
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Smarg | March 29, 2009 at 1:27 pm
That hooker had to be on acid. She threw away ten Benjamins, TEN, to either teach him a ‘lesson’ or was just sooo fucked up on drugs/liquor that she was hungry and wanted some toungue.
Classic look for the Sham Wow guy…he looks fugged up for sure. lol
phoring | March 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm
This just made my day!
Rough Daddy | March 29, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Although the professional C-handler is somewhat attractive, but who in the hell kisses a prostitute. Slomo should count his lucky stars, he couldve been tonguing a hooker with a 3rd leg….
twyla79 | March 29, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Good lord, one good slap would have been sufficient! :D
Rhialto | March 29, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Are we getting paid for this shit!??
Sauron | March 29, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I didn’t know pushing a couple of times on a vegetable chopper paid that well!
bung | March 29, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Is that Mick Jagger?
Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger | March 29, 2009 at 2:07 pm
That hooker is hot. I’d pay for some of that if she just nibbled instead. But Nigger Obama took my grand so now I have to just fuck myself.
ToughOne | March 29, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Most Working Girls have specific rules about kissing. They’ll suck cock, do anal, and even DATY, but kissing is con sided a something personal and crossing the line. He should have asked first.
ToughOne | March 29, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Most Working Girls have specific rules about kissing. They’ll suck cock, do anal, and even DATY, but kissing is con sided a something personal and crossing the line. He should have asked first.
Joe Blow | March 29, 2009 at 2:13 pm
It’s obvious the police had no case against her… she was just getting even for those motherfucking Slap-Chop and Sham-Wow commercials that motherfucker is in and are aired non-stop.
In fact, as I type this, a Sham-Wow commercial is on…. she should have killed him… no jury would have convicted her.
Rhialto | March 29, 2009 at 2:16 pm
It looks easy to me! Do we get a couple for free now!?
aye | March 29, 2009 at 2:18 pm
lol @27
Amber | March 29, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Punching hookers is wrong?….news to me
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kelly | March 29, 2009 at 3:15 pm
hahaha that’s too funny … “you’ll LOVE my nuts!”
clooneytunes | March 29, 2009 at 4:05 pm
#24 Yeah, you should just go fuck yourself. First intelligent thing you’ve ever posted here – now quit while you’re ahead.
kelly | March 29, 2009 at 4:07 pm
definitely coked up
Meghanfish | March 29, 2009 at 4:29 pm
hahahahahah I fuckin love Vince! I never understand why he has to wear a headset in commercials? What’s it for????
ms | March 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
yea you can fuck a hooker up the ass but you can’t do something as personal as kissing. wtf. Isn’t fucking someone up the ass pretty personal?
Joe Blow | March 29, 2009 at 4:50 pm
“I never understand why he has to wear a headset in commercials? What’s it for????”
******************************
He uses it to call up his coke whores.
shamwow | March 29, 2009 at 5:20 pm
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shamwow | March 29, 2009 at 5:20 pm
william defoe
friendlyfires | March 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Is there any reason WHY this IS news?
juju | March 29, 2009 at 6:43 pm
youre gonna love my nuts..lmao
what a stupid commercial…he says the dumbest things…and theres something weird going on with his eyebrows
Ham Sandwich | March 29, 2009 at 7:03 pm
You mean a looker like this Leatherface needs a hooker?!?!?!? NO!!!!!!
Kelly | March 29, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Jesus..he looks like crap there! They musta had the best makeup artists ever for his commercials.
Racer X | March 29, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Was the camera guy following him?
/who spends $20 on paper towels?
Benicio del Toro | March 29, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Hey, LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE! (He has always been annoying as hell though)
Evan Faine | March 29, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Is it just me who thinks the “pro” girl is actually kinda hot? I mean in the left mugshot of her. NICE.
Cupid | March 29, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Adorable. What a classy pair.
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Brooke | March 29, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Dude… polkadots? That’s why you have to pay for sex.
http://www.popduds.com | March 30, 2009 at 12:01 am
Wow. I know it’s early in 2009, but this has got to be a favorite for story of the year. Your move, Lohan!
farty mcshitface | March 30, 2009 at 12:21 am
vince is awesome! sure he is sleazyand creepy as hell and all that but, he still is awesome!
go vince, do those drugs, fight those whores- show ‘em who’s boss!!!!!