Vince Shlomi Slap Chop’s™ a hooker

March 29th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Vince Shlomi of Slap Chop/ShamWow fame (Who’s 44?) was apparently arrested last month for punching a hooker after she bit his tongue. The incident went down in Miami and ultimately ended in charges dropped for both parties. Both were shit-faced if you hadn’t guessed already. The Smoking Gun reports:

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons,” police reported.

I guess she didn’t love his nuts. ZING! God, I make this look easy.

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  1. click flash bang wink

    Lol.

  2. Rossi

    How dumb do you have to be to NOT LET GO of someone’s tongue when they continually PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE?

  3. NipTuck

    oooooo so good

  4. SH

    Hitler’s people are violent

  5. YOU’LL LOVE MY NUTS

  6. crazy1

    that’s fantastic. just fantastic.

  7. feckless

    Jeez how’d you like to be able to put a photo of that on the mantle during family get-together times.

  8. Judge

    Judge says: If you act now, bail will be $2000, cause I can’t do this all day/

  9. amanda

    How old are the ShamWOW commercials?
    he looks ancient here, and a little less creepy than usual

  10. Sarah

    Haha. Nice one, Judge.

  11. MDiz

    That just made my day… Everytime i saw that commercial i secretly wished hateful shit on his ass…. Thank you Jeebus!

  12. I like to think how Vince might describe the encounter:

    “Hi, it’s Vince here with Slap Chop and I’m in a great mood today from slapping my troubles away. Look, you love sex, you hate relationships. No problem-Fahget’ about it. Look, here’s a prostitute in Miami-you’re gonna have an exciting life now and for only a $1000 cash. You could pay more, but why? This prostitute is from Miami and you know those Floridians, they always make good stuff. Sure, she might try to bite your tongue off, but watch this America: one slap, two slap, three slap. Look, the prostitute falls right off. Life’s hard enough; ya’ don’t want a prostitute attached to your tongue. We’re gonna make America free from tongue biting prostitutes, One Slap At A Time. “

  13. Bitch Slap

    He paid a grand for that skank?!!?! WOW! At least it wasn’t his cock she was biting on and wouldn’t let go of.

  14. ekki_skila

    how does this guy afford a $750.00 a night hotel…HE’S A GODDAMN INFOMERCIAL HAWKER.

    THEN….A THOUSAND BUCKS ON A HOOKER!!!??

    I AM QUITE ANGERED. WHY DOES HE HAVE THIS MONEY TO SPEND AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF SHAM WOW ABSORBENT CLOTHS?

    ANNNND HE GETS TO WEAR A BLUE APRON AND A HEADSET!!!

    oh man. oh man.

    ::weeps::

  15. Smarg

    That hooker had to be on acid. She threw away ten Benjamins, TEN, to either teach him a ‘lesson’ or was just sooo fucked up on drugs/liquor that she was hungry and wanted some toungue.

    Classic look for the Sham Wow guy…he looks fugged up for sure. lol

  16. phoring

    This just made my day!

  17. Although the professional C-handler is somewhat attractive, but who in the hell kisses a prostitute. Slomo should count his lucky stars, he couldve been tonguing a hooker with a 3rd leg….

  18. twyla79

    Good lord, one good slap would have been sufficient! :D

  19. Rhialto

    Are we getting paid for this shit!??

  20. Sauron

    I didn’t know pushing a couple of times on a vegetable chopper paid that well!

  21. bung

    Is that Mick Jagger?

  22. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger

    That hooker is hot. I’d pay for some of that if she just nibbled instead. But Nigger Obama took my grand so now I have to just fuck myself.

  23. ToughOne

    Most Working Girls have specific rules about kissing. They’ll suck cock, do anal, and even DATY, but kissing is con sided a something personal and crossing the line. He should have asked first.

  24. ToughOne

    Most Working Girls have specific rules about kissing. They’ll suck cock, do anal, and even DATY, but kissing is con sided a something personal and crossing the line. He should have asked first.

  25. Joe Blow

    It’s obvious the police had no case against her… she was just getting even for those motherfucking Slap-Chop and Sham-Wow commercials that motherfucker is in and are aired non-stop.

    In fact, as I type this, a Sham-Wow commercial is on…. she should have killed him… no jury would have convicted her.

  26. Rhialto

    It looks easy to me! Do we get a couple for free now!?

  27. aye

    lol @27

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  29. kelly

    hahaha that’s too funny … “you’ll LOVE my nuts!”

  30. clooneytunes

    #24 Yeah, you should just go fuck yourself. First intelligent thing you’ve ever posted here – now quit while you’re ahead.

  31. kelly

    definitely coked up

  32. Meghanfish

    hahahahahah I fuckin love Vince! I never understand why he has to wear a headset in commercials? What’s it for????

  33. ms

    yea you can fuck a hooker up the ass but you can’t do something as personal as kissing. wtf. Isn’t fucking someone up the ass pretty personal?

  34. Joe Blow

    “I never understand why he has to wear a headset in commercials? What’s it for????”
    ******************************

    He uses it to call up his coke whores.

  35. shamwow

    william defoe

  36. shamwow

    william defoe

  37. friendlyfires

    Is there any reason WHY this IS news?

  38. juju

    youre gonna love my nuts..lmao

    what a stupid commercial…he says the dumbest things…and theres something weird going on with his eyebrows

  39. Ham Sandwich

    You mean a looker like this Leatherface needs a hooker?!?!?!? NO!!!!!!

  40. Kelly

    Jesus..he looks like crap there! They musta had the best makeup artists ever for his commercials.

  41. Racer X

    Was the camera guy following him?

    /who spends $20 on paper towels?

  42. Benicio del Toro

    Hey, LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE! (He has always been annoying as hell though)

  43. Evan Faine

    Is it just me who thinks the “pro” girl is actually kinda hot? I mean in the left mugshot of her. NICE.

  44. Cupid

    Adorable. What a classy pair.

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  46. Dude… polkadots? That’s why you have to pay for sex.

  47. Wow. I know it’s early in 2009, but this has got to be a favorite for story of the year. Your move, Lohan!

  48. farty mcshitface

    vince is awesome! sure he is sleazyand creepy as hell and all that but, he still is awesome!
    go vince, do those drugs, fight those whores- show ‘em who’s boss!!!!!

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