Anyone remember Vin Diesel? Anyone? Well, apparently model Paloma Jimenez did, I’m guessing about nine months ago, because she let him put a baby in her. She quietly (?) birthed the child in April. Vin’s rep must’ve just now realized he has a client and announced the news yesterday to People:
Vin Diesel and his girlfriend, model Paloma Jimenez, have quietly become parents of a baby girl, his rep tells PEOPLE.
Diesel, 40, and Jimenez welcomed their first child on April 2.
First off, how do you quietly become parents? I mean, that kid either had Vin Diesel’s monster schnozz and/or his eggplant head. I doubt she came out without a fight. Second, how far gone is Vin’s career that he had a baby, and no one bothered to even notice until two months later? No wonder he’s doing another Fast and the Furious. Otherwise, Vin Diesel will start disappearing from pictures like in Back to the Future – which will really piss off anyone that owns a copy of XXX. So mostly just the South.
FRST | June 6, 2008 at 10:57 am
FRST!!!
Danielle | June 6, 2008 at 10:58 am
Sexxay..
sportsdvl | June 6, 2008 at 10:59 am
Wow, didn’t know this guy was still alive. Good to know he’s able to get some model knocked up.
Oh, #1 – you are a douche for being excited about posting first. get a life!
sportsdvl is a douche | June 6, 2008 at 11:09 am
Wow, he’s still around huh?
#3, lets be honest, if you had an opportunity to post first…you would. admit it.
English Bob | June 6, 2008 at 11:11 am
WOW, did you see his girlfriend?? Very hot. Why didn’t you post a picture of her Superficial Writer instead of that fool?? A hot girl once told me i looked like Vin Diesel…….When he was 12…….D’oh!
Barack Obama | June 6, 2008 at 11:11 am
Goot Mornin’ Whitey!
I be continuatin’ to speechify y’all into a TRANCE today.
I gon’ be speechifyin’ CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE.
An sportsdvl, y’alls wastin’ time compain’ ’bout firss postin’s. Dat be goin’ on on every artickle on dis muhfuh, ain’t no use sayin’ nuh-in.
Danielle | June 6, 2008 at 11:14 am
Good Morning Barack ONOTa.
Will you be removing your head from your ass today?
Cokeasian | June 6, 2008 at 11:19 am
Wow, I didn’t know he was bi.
Barack Obama | June 6, 2008 at 11:23 am
Ah’s wunderd whut dat funny smell was. An’ why it so dark up in herrrr.
Dr. Otto VanDerWahl | June 6, 2008 at 11:33 am
Hollywood’s bout with defective rubbers continues…
samwise | June 6, 2008 at 11:36 am
Diesel is a great bull-dyke name. That baby girl’s future is already written
http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com | June 6, 2008 at 11:38 am
How did it take so long for him to make babies? Must have needed alot of practice!
sissy | June 6, 2008 at 11:39 am
Someone mentioned that you met your woman on the famous celebrities/rich men seeking beautiful women site ^^^sugardaddy connect. c o m? True or not??
gerbil_king | June 6, 2008 at 11:47 am
I could swear it was common knowledge he was gay… was that wrong or did he jump the fence or what?
Jackson'shole | June 6, 2008 at 11:55 am
My husband told me for the first time ever last night that he loves my tits. It made me very happy.
shoofitz | June 6, 2008 at 12:00 pm
#6: As always, LMFAO! Also, might I add that your speech was most beauteous today Barak! *\o/* Down wit whitey!
timeoffrequestform | June 6, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Kevin Smith once said in an interview that he knew of a major hollywood action star that was a closet gay that everyone would be surprised to learn, but he wouldn’t say who. I always figured it was Vin. I guess the Rock would be my next guess?
sportsdvl | June 6, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Troll #4 – I have been the first to post on numerous occasions. But, see no thrill in that fact and find it funny that others are so excited by that notion. Thus, they are usually losers with not much else going for them. Of course, they aren’t as big of douche bags as the trolls that slink around this place.
gotmilk? | June 6, 2008 at 12:38 pm
agreed, how do you quietly have a baby or quietly wed? i guess they mean without making a big fuss. everyone in hollywood should do this though.
Navel Gazer | June 6, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Yeah! Danielle.
and double Yeah! to Ms. Jimenez: that is one hot piece
Iheartpdx | June 6, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Perhaps they adopted.
theotheraaron | June 6, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Male pattern baldness???
shnoze family | June 6, 2008 at 1:26 pm
wow just googled Paloma Jimenez and she has a helluva honker nose herself. My god poor baby, just a big squeeky ol’ thing.
yikes | June 6, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I believe Paloma Jimenez wins prized for fakest looking breast implants ever. Looks like two two grape fruits on a wooden board. She makes Victoria Beckham look natural.
double yikes | June 6, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I believe Paloma Jimenez wins prize for fakest looking breast implants ever. Looks like two grape fruits on a wooden board. She makes Victoria Beckham look natural.
Jammy | June 6, 2008 at 2:15 pm
nice beanie
luckyglinda | June 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm
well, I guess then Clay is just following in Vin’s loafer steps.
Do_Freebird | June 6, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Isn’t that the little French dude who used to be on Hogans Heros?
Salim Singh of Pankot Palace | June 6, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I saw him on wwww.baldmenwantheadrub.com..but I’m wondering, what about his family?
Chris Rock | June 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm
#17: timeoffrequestform:
no, that would be tom cruise………i rest my case.
Kevin Smith | June 6, 2008 at 3:56 pm
#17:
Dude, sorry, I forgot to be obvious: it IS Tom Cruise.
The man who uses another man's pocket pussy | June 6, 2008 at 11:52 pm
He is one ugly sorry jackass. He has not acting ability. He represents a multiethnic tough guy image for the spics and nigs and wiggers and other half and quarter breeds. I think he looks stupid.
Does anyone know if you can get AIDS from dirty pocket pussy? I am lonely and this is the best I can do.
Sorry.
GG1000 | June 7, 2008 at 1:47 am
Dude, boring as it may be, perhaps he’s not into the media thing, and if so, more power to him. Kudos to him for getting the concept of a private life.
Mississippi | June 7, 2008 at 11:27 am
Dude.. WTF? Someone lied to MEEEEE! They told me he was gay! Those lil fuckers lying! I knew he didn’t suhwing that way! pfftt!
He looks like a monchichi in this picture hahaha.
Nick | June 7, 2008 at 11:27 am
Paloma Jimenez is UGLY. She is a butter face. There is nothing to be proud of there, now is there Vin?
THAT_GIRL_JENN | June 8, 2008 at 8:49 pm
ALL YOU WHITE MEN JUST WANT ANOREXIC MODEL CHICKS.
I BET SHE HAS NO PERSONALITY EITHER (VERY MUCH LIKE MOST MODELS WHO GET BY ON THEIR LOOKS AND DO NOT NEED TO EVER DEVELOP A PERSONALITY)
AND HE IS WASHED BY THE MEDIA, WHAT A SHAME, I THOUGHT HE HAD BETTER TASTES.
Sally | June 9, 2008 at 8:06 am
What a ^%$&$%$ man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine SEEKING GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man seeking sugar babies site”S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl
there! the magazine foolx he????????????or fools us????
redsinja1313 | June 10, 2008 at 11:44 pm
GAY DUDES WANT KIDS TOO !!!! it was quite because there was a turkey baster invovled.
Frebee | June 11, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Another gay star (is he still a star ?) turkey baste an ugly 3rd world model, young enough to be his daughter, not very news worthy I guess. But lets hope the new daddy does not blow all his money on male hookers down in the Dominican Rep. , because baby sure is gonna need some major plastic surgery when she grows up (both momma and daddy are damn ugly – who’s got the bigger nose ?)
Frebee | June 11, 2008 at 2:09 pm
One more thing, I wonder if the guy behind Vin in the stripped shirt is his lover, in every pic you see of Vin you see him, maybe Vin’s his bitch LOL
Zee | June 11, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Of all the people who have a life of their own It’s VIN DIESEL. He has a girlfriend, wife and then a baby. He gets the right to have these things without paparazzi. Let him and his other be, with their baby.
yo | January 5, 2009 at 8:49 pm
vin is fine, big nose, little nose who cares, his girlfriend is not so cute. love you vin.
ohnoyoudidnt | January 20, 2009 at 12:48 am
Wow, mother f*ckers in here are SOOOO jealous because he got himself a fine piece of ass, because he’s HOT AS HELL (yeah you all skinny mother f*ckers who have never seen a real 6 pack in your lives), and because above all he kept it all private, like a REAL star, not making big fuzz out of it like the Tom Cruise faggot.
YOU GO VIN!!!
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