Vin Diesel Danced For 7 Minutes on Facebook. Alone. By Himself.
Last night around midnight PST, Vin Diesel apparently felt the need to record himself dancing alone to both Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” and Beyonce’s “Drunk In Love” before uploading all seven and a half minutes to Facebook. Now, I don’t want to say he’s drunk, but he does spend part of the video wobbling in a corner before there’s a cut and suddenly he’s singing in a microphone. So either Vin Diesel pissed himself, or somehow every single person watching this video experienced what’s known as “lost time,” a phenomenon often associated with alien abduction. Being a logical man of sound mind and judgment, I think it’s safe to say what I’m going with: