Vin Diesel Danced For 7 Minutes on Facebook. Alone. By Himself.

January 28th, 2014 // 21 Comments
Vin Diesel Dancing Facebook Video
WATCH: Vin Diesel Dance Alone To Katy Perry & Beyonce

Last night around midnight PST, Vin Diesel apparently felt the need to record himself dancing alone to both Katy Perry‘s “Dark Horse” and Beyonce‘s “Drunk In Love” before uploading all seven and a half minutes to Facebook. Now, I don’t want to say he’s drunk, but he does spend part of the video wobbling in a corner before there’s a cut and suddenly he’s singing in a microphone. So either Vin Diesel pissed himself, or somehow every single person watching this video experienced what’s known as “lost time,” a phenomenon often associated with alien abduction. Being a logical man of sound mind and judgment, I think it’s safe to say what I’m going with:

 

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  1. At least he wasn’t dancing around to “Goodbye Horses.”

  2. IndustrialBunni

    Hehehe.
    So high. hahahahahahha

  3. Juch

    It should stop being called “the internet” and start being called “embarrassment generator” or “enough rope to hang yourself”.

  4. Smapdi

    And now we see the role Paul Walker played in Diesel’s life – he was the guy who talked Vin out of doing weird shit.

  5. MarketingMike

    Dude is hammered (and I’m guessing soaked)
    Go Vinny!

  6. Lord Helmet

    Wish he had done The Black Keys – Lonely Boy video but whatever… if it makes him happy. Who are we to judge. Ok, we’ll judge a little.

  7. lovecraft

    He just ruined any future Riddick sequels for me.

  8. He sank another the drink. He had the chance. He asked the world to dance.

    They said ‘no.’

  9. marlon

    I didn’t know Vinny like crappy music.. fuck that shit!!!

  10. diegoga

    likes penisis

  11. coljack

    I don’t mean to spam everyone, but I should take a moment to mention my brand-new interlock device for laptops. It only allows you to log on to Facebook if your blood alcohol level is below .04%. Call me, Vin (and all individuals who just broke up with someone – you’ll thank me…).

  12. Icehawg

    Hip hop with a side of old man index finger pointing. A golden age.

  13. That’s one way to put an end to the gay rumors: prove beyond a shadow of doubt that you can’t dance.

  14. whatthe

    Vin, you’re hot and I’d totally do you, but please get better taste in music.

  15. Dr.J

    Wowwww. I love it when people passionately lip sync words to songs they don’t know. I like it when they’re clearly making sweet, weird love to themselves in video play back. Hollywood, you are a classy, classy bitch that just makes the very best out of human nature. The very best.

  16. lawn

    Voldemort had a nose installed. That’s nice.

  17. Opinionated me

    I´d still strap him to my bed and repeatedly ride him like seabiscuit until one of us died.

  18. Prince Phillip Anon Harris

    |O|! How do you know me so well bra.

  19. Prince Phillip Anon Harris

    p.s that felt very special #thankyoubra

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