Vin Diesel Had ‘The Best Body In New York City For Decades.’ Decades.
Vin Diesel already responded once to “body shamers” after pictures of his dad bod went viral, and now he’s back again to let Complex know that he’s had “the best body in New York City for decades.” Decades.
I am very here for the dad bod, just FYI.
I get it, you know? I mean, a) I don’t have to be in front of the camera for a couple months and b) I really am a dad.
So, literally dad bod.
I have lots of kids, but you know, how do I feel about the invasion? That sneaky invasion of privacy feels weird. That’s not right. How do I feel about people being so focused on that? I’m okay because I’ve had the best body in New York City for decades. There is no love lost there for me. I sing on my Facebook. You don’t get more dangerous than that, right?
Everything I do here aside, I understand body confidence, and that we’re all different shapes and size. (For example, I look like I escaped from Auschwitz and any and all forms of sunlight.) But to go around saying you’ve had the “best body” in one of the largest cities in the world for decades? Goddammit, Vin Diesel. I’m trying to work with you here because people were oddly pissed about those pics, but best body in New York? For decades? Oh, no, I can’t stop it. It’s happening on its own! YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, VIN DIESEL.