The Academy of Motion Pictures and Sciences nominated Viggo Mortensen for Best Actor today. His role as a Russian mobster in Eastern Promises is up for the Oscar. He told the Associated Press that he will not cross the picket line if the writers strike continues:
“No, if there’s a strike I will not go but I have a feeling they’ll solve it. I hope they do. I’m sure my mom would like to see me on TV and so forth, but if there’s a strike I’m not crossing the line.”
For the record, I believe Viggo deserves an Oscar for accurately portraying how I take a shower everyday. (Really NSFW video after the jump.) Here’s hoping the writers strike is solved, so Viggo can accept his award and thank me for teaching him everything he knows. As for the facial hair, I don’t even know. Do chicks dig Civil War beards? I’ve been told I look like Ulysses S. Grant – or was it Abe Lincoln? Whichever one had solid steel abs that could stop a steam engine.
Now, I shall go and scrape my eyeballs across the cement to remove this horrid image of Viggo penis from my brain. It’s never hotties like Ryan Reynolds that want to show their man-flesh.
Umm, I love the civil war beard and viggo wears it well. He is hot and that scene fucking rocks!
All that blood and violence and the big concern is a wee-willy winkie? Man are priorities askew.
Nudity = good and natural
Violence and killing = not so much
Wally, I feel really bad. Please cheer me up?
Put a couple of horns on his head and he is a dead ringer for Satan!!!
oh, I’m slow to observe. 28 = very funny.
Come on, give me him a break. Like he is supposed to be fully engorged during an insanely bloody knife fight? Viggo is probably just a grower.
wow…eww.
if i didn’t HATE women, i would totally be a lesbian after seeing this. yuck, if that is what men actually look like, i’m staying a virgin, thanks.
Yet another reason not to go to a jail themed Turkish bath.
I’ve heard that men with smaller non-erect penises get even larger erections. So don’t despair about his dick.
oh man the only thing worse than when a naked man beats you is when a naked man P’ones you in the eye!!
I hope I’m fucking ripped when i’m 50
I would go there to get my Oscar! What does the primadonnas strike got to do with the Oscars? They are on strike, let them strike, that is, let them not work on their dream jobs. What do any awards got to do with that shit?
Great fucking flick.
i’d love to be in the middle of a Viggo -Daniel Day-Lewis sandwich anyday. those two weirdos have to fuck like deviants.
He is a cuttie. I love him. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his new match last March. Is he single now? Just curious
that haircut.. that beard.. spitting image of the head cashier at my favorite fetish bakery and school supplies shop. Same vapid look of a spiritual cheeseball trying to find intensity and purpose. Christ, Viggo really IS head cashier Klaus Bentschlong… his secret identity is unveiled… FIRST!
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Seriously, why couldn’t he have a little towel that seems to miraculously stay on no matter what he does like every other movie. Oh that’s right, to get an Oscar.
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they should have edited out his weener but man what a fucking awesome scene – then he sticks it in the fat guys EYE! how awesome is THAT!
WHO?
Ricockulous, 2 things.
1) I do not speak Ebonics, whatever it is.
2) I do not drink grape juice.
i dig viggo m any which way!
If you watched the SAG awards tonight. There was a photo of Viggo next to Javier Bardem. whew! My temperature rose. What I would do to be the meat bewteen a Viggo and Javier sandwich!
Viggo has got sex appeal. It oozes out of him. Mmm um mmm!
He looks skinnier in this clip than I remember him looking in the movie. Anyway, he’s like waaaaay too skinny. I like this scene. It’s a really interesting dance sort of thing and it’s in exactly the right place in the movie. I liked the movie but I won’t watch it again. For directing I would nominate this movie for the Academy Award. Sorry VM.
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Violet you disgusting retard. Viggo is not “tiny.” End your penis stupidity and your miserable existence with a bullet to your fat. Long live lustry Russian cock.
Long live The Revolution!!!!!!
You guys are stupid. I thought Vigo had a big penis, considering that he wasn’t hard. Trust me, I know about big penises! =)