Viggo Mortensen will not cross the picket line for Oscar

January 22nd, 2008 // 80 Comments

The Academy of Motion Pictures and Sciences nominated Viggo Mortensen for Best Actor today. His role as a Russian mobster in Eastern Promises is up for the Oscar. He told the Associated Press that he will not cross the picket line if the writers strike continues:

“No, if there’s a strike I will not go but I have a feeling they’ll solve it. I hope they do. I’m sure my mom would like to see me on TV and so forth, but if there’s a strike I’m not crossing the line.”

For the record, I believe Viggo deserves an Oscar for accurately portraying how I take a shower everyday. (Really NSFW video after the jump.) Here’s hoping the writers strike is solved, so Viggo can accept his award and thank me for teaching him everything he knows. As for the facial hair, I don’t even know. Do chicks dig Civil War beards? I’ve been told I look like Ulysses S. Grant – or was it Abe Lincoln? Whichever one had solid steel abs that could stop a steam engine.

Photo: Getty Images
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  1. denisha

    eww.

  2. hohohoh

    hohoho

  3. LayDeeBug

    MMMMMMmmmmmmm! Nothing wrong here…..

  4. Erica

    I would still sex him.

  5. Erica

    But sadly, I must add, I’ve seen nursing home patients with nicer nekkid bodies than Viggo’s.

  6. humpty dumpty

    Bleaaaahhh…..thats like super gross!!!!

  7. Ricockulous

    Denisha, Ewwww? …….don’t tell me, your drinking grape drink and polishing up on your Ebonics, right?

  8. Linda

    Funny how so many people think because you’re an actor that you are somehow better endowed than everyone else.

    This vid proves how average most are.

  9. p0nk

    This ought to get him into the WWE for sure.

  10. All the King's Horses

    ha ha ha @6 – how DO you find the time to post AND brush out all your My Pretty Ponies?

  11. Where are the hobbits in that photo? Am I missing something?

  12. Who the CRAP is this guy??? He looks like Kevin Klein on crack..

  13. The Office Whore

    That was a fucking great scene!

    I hope they do THAT. EXACTLY. in the new Indiana Jones movie. OH, INDY!

  14. Alli

    I didn’t think it was that bad….you hardly saw much more that a quick frontal. That’s not nearly what you’re able to see when a woman has a ‘naked’ scene.
    Viggo gets nominated for showing a little peen? Please!

  15. PrettyBaby

    Nooooooooooooooooo Fuck this guy used be smoking hot!!!!!

    Eh, I think I’d still boink him.

  16. Ted from LA

    Again with the solid steel abs?

  17. BunnyButt

    Colonel Sanders: The Early Years

  18. fergernauster

    Adorable.

    His dong is miniscule and the male body is anything but artistic.

    The rationale for this male-bonding sauna scene is… ?

  19. Scooby

    It doesn’t matter what Viggo will or will not do, because Daniel Day Lewis will win the Oscar. Holla.

  20. I wish I knew how to quit you

    @18..the point is now p0nk has something to masturbate to.

  21. CougarTexas

    He seriously looks like a ‘tard.

    No offense to ‘tards.

  22. PrettyBaby

    Unh-uhhh he is sexxy. I like Viggo, chics dig Viggo I would say. I mean he’s a little weird, but…. hey I like my boys to be cut from a different cloth, right.

  23. Supervixn

    His weiner is small.

  24. zexy time

    he’s VERY sexy

  25. RENEE...

    I can never look at him again w/o thinking of that infamous penis shower romp in Eastern Promises. Good movie, but come on…how many times do you need to show the flacid penis flopping around? Enough already!!!

  26. Ginny Sue Loves God And The Little Babee Jeesus

    My goodness! The good Lord thy God didn’t create man so some Godless Russian can go around showin’ his wiggly worm to every Tom, Dick, and Mary. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go change my unmentionables.

  27. And who the hell cares. Is this the fish’s attempt to humor thoae that are tired of the Britney and Amy post all day every day?

  28. 3:56 – 3:19 = 37 minutes from the time the video was posted until Jimbo finished masturbating and typed a comment. Not too shabby.

  29. LadyJane

    PENIS!!!!!

  30. commish

    That’s a blood bath, not a shower scene.

  31. DarkWhiskey99

    OH.MY.GOODNESS!
    Loved that entire scene!
    Can I say..ouuuuch to the knife in the eyeball?
    Love Viggo <3

  32. DarkWhiskey99

    OH.MY.GOODNESS!
    Loved that entire scene!
    Can I say..ouuuuch to the knife in the eyeball?
    Love Viggo <3

  33. Mandingo Von Coltrain

    The only reason it took Jimbo that long was because 35 of those 37 minutes were spent looking for his anal beads (which incidentally, he found in his ass) and lighting candles to set the mood.

  34. anita

    #17—funny…Hey, Fish most of these comments are funnier than you are!

  35. D. Richards (Mother.)

    The Vlad-the Impaler look is so chic right now. All the boys are doing it.

  36. D. Richards (Mother.)

    The Vlad-the Impaler look is so chic right now. All boys are doing it.

  37. Lizzy

    Ok, he hasn’t got the biggest schnozzle in the world but I bet he’d know exactly how to work it.
    It fills me with unfathomable sadness that I’ll never get to find out.
    Oh, and he is one of the most beautiful men in the world,

  38. CakeGirl

    #37 – Lizzy, I’m there with yah. He is HOT. And, that movie was really good.

  39. PrettyBaby

    I feel like tearing my clothes off whenever I see this fucker. sheeeee–it!

  40. PunkA

    What the hell happened to Stryder? He went all pansy ass on us! I blame the damn hobbitses.

  41. Sauron

    If Viggi Mortensen didn’t snort ecstasy and coke on this pic,than i’m mother’s most dear.

  42. Mick

    Im glad he wont. Scabs are the lowest of low. SOLIDARITY

  43. #40 Don’t be blaming the hobbits! You should know it’s those limp-wristed elves that made him a wuss.

  44. Tracey

    Viggo is SEXY. I don’t care if the penie is teeny in this scene. I don’t think most men would have a giganto going while getting their ass kicked. And he was married to Exene.

  45. Twinkle

    Gruesome scene.

    But Viggo is HOT. I’ve loved him since Crimson Tide. Macho gorgeous!

  46. Twinkle

    Gruesome scene.

    But Viggo is HOT. I’ve loved him since Crimson Tide. Macho gorgeous! Why can’t other 50 year old men look like him. *sigh*

  47. Gobbleguk

    wow, how much would you hate to be playing the bad guys, with Viggos naked and shrivelled organs being pressed against you from many many different angles. And to then have him start grunting ontop of you like hes trying to pass a particularly difficult bowel movement while you die… thats success for you

  48. Cold room shrinkage maybe?

    If nothing else, the guy has the balls to let the world know it’s tiny, if that’s the case.

  49. Cold room shrinkage maybe?

    If nothing else, the guy has the balls to let the world know it’s tiny, if that’s the case.

  50. woodhorse

    Viggo is pure sex. I don’t care for the Civil War beard but I would stand in line for seconds if he were wearing a dress.

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