The Academy of Motion Pictures and Sciences nominated Viggo Mortensen for Best Actor today. His role as a Russian mobster in Eastern Promises is up for the Oscar. He told the Associated Press that he will not cross the picket line if the writers strike continues:
“No, if there’s a strike I will not go but I have a feeling they’ll solve it. I hope they do. I’m sure my mom would like to see me on TV and so forth, but if there’s a strike I’m not crossing the line.”
For the record, I believe Viggo deserves an Oscar for accurately portraying how I take a shower everyday. (Really NSFW video after the jump.) Here’s hoping the writers strike is solved, so Viggo can accept his award and thank me for teaching him everything he knows. As for the facial hair, I don’t even know. Do chicks dig Civil War beards? I’ve been told I look like Ulysses S. Grant – or was it Abe Lincoln? Whichever one had solid steel abs that could stop a steam engine.
eww.
hohoho
MMMMMMmmmmmmm! Nothing wrong here…..
I would still sex him.
But sadly, I must add, I’ve seen nursing home patients with nicer nekkid bodies than Viggo’s.
Bleaaaahhh…..thats like super gross!!!!
Denisha, Ewwww? …….don’t tell me, your drinking grape drink and polishing up on your Ebonics, right?
Funny how so many people think because you’re an actor that you are somehow better endowed than everyone else.
This vid proves how average most are.
This ought to get him into the WWE for sure.
ha ha ha @6 – how DO you find the time to post AND brush out all your My Pretty Ponies?
Where are the hobbits in that photo? Am I missing something?
Who the CRAP is this guy??? He looks like Kevin Klein on crack..
That was a fucking great scene!
I hope they do THAT. EXACTLY. in the new Indiana Jones movie. OH, INDY!
I didn’t think it was that bad….you hardly saw much more that a quick frontal. That’s not nearly what you’re able to see when a woman has a ‘naked’ scene.
Viggo gets nominated for showing a little peen? Please!
Nooooooooooooooooo Fuck this guy used be smoking hot!!!!!
Eh, I think I’d still boink him.
Again with the solid steel abs?
Colonel Sanders: The Early Years
Adorable.
His dong is miniscule and the male body is anything but artistic.
The rationale for this male-bonding sauna scene is… ?
It doesn’t matter what Viggo will or will not do, because Daniel Day Lewis will win the Oscar. Holla.
@18..the point is now p0nk has something to masturbate to.
He seriously looks like a ‘tard.
No offense to ‘tards.
Unh-uhhh he is sexxy. I like Viggo, chics dig Viggo I would say. I mean he’s a little weird, but…. hey I like my boys to be cut from a different cloth, right.
His weiner is small.
he’s VERY sexy
I can never look at him again w/o thinking of that infamous penis shower romp in Eastern Promises. Good movie, but come on…how many times do you need to show the flacid penis flopping around? Enough already!!!
My goodness! The good Lord thy God didn’t create man so some Godless Russian can go around showin’ his wiggly worm to every Tom, Dick, and Mary. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go change my unmentionables.
And who the hell cares. Is this the fish’s attempt to humor thoae that are tired of the Britney and Amy post all day every day?
3:56 – 3:19 = 37 minutes from the time the video was posted until Jimbo finished masturbating and typed a comment. Not too shabby.
PENIS!!!!!
That’s a blood bath, not a shower scene.
OH.MY.GOODNESS!
Loved that entire scene!
Can I say..ouuuuch to the knife in the eyeball?
Love Viggo <3
OH.MY.GOODNESS!
Loved that entire scene!
Can I say..ouuuuch to the knife in the eyeball?
Love Viggo <3
The only reason it took Jimbo that long was because 35 of those 37 minutes were spent looking for his anal beads (which incidentally, he found in his ass) and lighting candles to set the mood.
#17—funny…Hey, Fish most of these comments are funnier than you are!
The Vlad-the Impaler look is so chic right now. All the boys are doing it.
The Vlad-the Impaler look is so chic right now. All boys are doing it.
Ok, he hasn’t got the biggest schnozzle in the world but I bet he’d know exactly how to work it.
It fills me with unfathomable sadness that I’ll never get to find out.
Oh, and he is one of the most beautiful men in the world,
#37 – Lizzy, I’m there with yah. He is HOT. And, that movie was really good.
I feel like tearing my clothes off whenever I see this fucker. sheeeee–it!
What the hell happened to Stryder? He went all pansy ass on us! I blame the damn hobbitses.
If Viggi Mortensen didn’t snort ecstasy and coke on this pic,than i’m mother’s most dear.
Im glad he wont. Scabs are the lowest of low. SOLIDARITY
#40 Don’t be blaming the hobbits! You should know it’s those limp-wristed elves that made him a wuss.
Viggo is SEXY. I don’t care if the penie is teeny in this scene. I don’t think most men would have a giganto going while getting their ass kicked. And he was married to Exene.
Gruesome scene.
But Viggo is HOT. I’ve loved him since Crimson Tide. Macho gorgeous!
Gruesome scene.
But Viggo is HOT. I’ve loved him since Crimson Tide. Macho gorgeous! Why can’t other 50 year old men look like him. *sigh*
wow, how much would you hate to be playing the bad guys, with Viggos naked and shrivelled organs being pressed against you from many many different angles. And to then have him start grunting ontop of you like hes trying to pass a particularly difficult bowel movement while you die… thats success for you
Cold room shrinkage maybe?
If nothing else, the guy has the balls to let the world know it’s tiny, if that’s the case.
Cold room shrinkage maybe?
If nothing else, the guy has the balls to let the world know it’s tiny, if that’s the case.
Viggo is pure sex. I don’t care for the Civil War beard but I would stand in line for seconds if he were wearing a dress.