The Academy of Motion Pictures and Sciences nominated Viggo Mortensen for Best Actor today. His role as a Russian mobster in Eastern Promises is up for the Oscar. He told the Associated Press that he will not cross the picket line if the writers strike continues:
“No, if there’s a strike I will not go but I have a feeling they’ll solve it. I hope they do. I’m sure my mom would like to see me on TV and so forth, but if there’s a strike I’m not crossing the line.”
For the record, I believe Viggo deserves an Oscar for accurately portraying how I take a shower everyday. (Really NSFW video after the jump.) Here’s hoping the writers strike is solved, so Viggo can accept his award and thank me for teaching him everything he knows. As for the facial hair, I don’t even know. Do chicks dig Civil War beards? I’ve been told I look like Ulysses S. Grant – or was it Abe Lincoln? Whichever one had solid steel abs that could stop a steam engine.
denisha | January 22, 2008 at 3:19 pm
eww.
hohohoh | January 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
hohoho
LayDeeBug | January 22, 2008 at 3:22 pm
MMMMMMmmmmmmm! Nothing wrong here…..
Erica | January 22, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I would still sex him.
Erica | January 22, 2008 at 3:24 pm
But sadly, I must add, I’ve seen nursing home patients with nicer nekkid bodies than Viggo’s.
humpty dumpty | January 22, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Bleaaaahhh…..thats like super gross!!!!
Ricockulous | January 22, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Denisha, Ewwww? …….don’t tell me, your drinking grape drink and polishing up on your Ebonics, right?
Linda | January 22, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Funny how so many people think because you’re an actor that you are somehow better endowed than everyone else.
This vid proves how average most are.
p0nk | January 22, 2008 at 3:28 pm
This ought to get him into the WWE for sure.
All the King's Horses | January 22, 2008 at 3:29 pm
ha ha ha @6 – how DO you find the time to post AND brush out all your My Pretty Ponies?
FreeJose | January 22, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Where are the hobbits in that photo? Am I missing something?
FRIST!!! | January 22, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Who the CRAP is this guy??? He looks like Kevin Klein on crack..
The Office Whore | January 22, 2008 at 3:34 pm
That was a fucking great scene!
I hope they do THAT. EXACTLY. in the new Indiana Jones movie. OH, INDY!
Alli | January 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I didn’t think it was that bad….you hardly saw much more that a quick frontal. That’s not nearly what you’re able to see when a woman has a ‘naked’ scene.
Viggo gets nominated for showing a little peen? Please!
PrettyBaby | January 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Nooooooooooooooooo Fuck this guy used be smoking hot!!!!!
Eh, I think I’d still boink him.
Ted from LA | January 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Again with the solid steel abs?
BunnyButt | January 22, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Colonel Sanders: The Early Years
fergernauster | January 22, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Adorable.
His dong is miniscule and the male body is anything but artistic.
The rationale for this male-bonding sauna scene is… ?
Scooby | January 22, 2008 at 3:39 pm
It doesn’t matter what Viggo will or will not do, because Daniel Day Lewis will win the Oscar. Holla.
I wish I knew how to quit you | January 22, 2008 at 3:41 pm
@18..the point is now p0nk has something to masturbate to.
CougarTexas | January 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm
He seriously looks like a ‘tard.
No offense to ‘tards.
PrettyBaby | January 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Unh-uhhh he is sexxy. I like Viggo, chics dig Viggo I would say. I mean he’s a little weird, but…. hey I like my boys to be cut from a different cloth, right.
Supervixn | January 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm
His weiner is small.
zexy time | January 22, 2008 at 3:51 pm
he’s VERY sexy
RENEE... | January 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I can never look at him again w/o thinking of that infamous penis shower romp in Eastern Promises. Good movie, but come on…how many times do you need to show the flacid penis flopping around? Enough already!!!
Ginny Sue Loves God And The Little Babee Jeesus | January 22, 2008 at 3:56 pm
My goodness! The good Lord thy God didn’t create man so some Godless Russian can go around showin’ his wiggly worm to every Tom, Dick, and Mary. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go change my unmentionables.
Jimbo | January 22, 2008 at 3:56 pm
And who the hell cares. Is this the fish’s attempt to humor thoae that are tired of the Britney and Amy post all day every day?
FRIST!!! | January 22, 2008 at 4:02 pm
3:56 – 3:19 = 37 minutes from the time the video was posted until Jimbo finished masturbating and typed a comment. Not too shabby.
LadyJane | January 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm
PENIS!!!!!
commish | January 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm
That’s a blood bath, not a shower scene.
DarkWhiskey99 | January 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm
OH.MY.GOODNESS!
Loved that entire scene!
Can I say..ouuuuch to the knife in the eyeball?
Love Viggo <3
DarkWhiskey99 | January 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm
OH.MY.GOODNESS!
Loved that entire scene!
Can I say..ouuuuch to the knife in the eyeball?
Love Viggo <3
Mandingo Von Coltrain | January 22, 2008 at 4:07 pm
The only reason it took Jimbo that long was because 35 of those 37 minutes were spent looking for his anal beads (which incidentally, he found in his ass) and lighting candles to set the mood.
anita | January 22, 2008 at 4:12 pm
#17—funny…Hey, Fish most of these comments are funnier than you are!
D. Richards (Mother.) | January 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm
The Vlad-the Impaler look is so chic right now. All the boys are doing it.
D. Richards (Mother.) | January 22, 2008 at 4:25 pm
The Vlad-the Impaler look is so chic right now. All boys are doing it.
Lizzy | January 22, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Ok, he hasn’t got the biggest schnozzle in the world but I bet he’d know exactly how to work it.
It fills me with unfathomable sadness that I’ll never get to find out.
Oh, and he is one of the most beautiful men in the world,
CakeGirl | January 22, 2008 at 4:33 pm
#37 – Lizzy, I’m there with yah. He is HOT. And, that movie was really good.
PrettyBaby | January 22, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I feel like tearing my clothes off whenever I see this fucker. sheeeee–it!
PunkA | January 22, 2008 at 4:48 pm
What the hell happened to Stryder? He went all pansy ass on us! I blame the damn hobbitses.
Sauron | January 22, 2008 at 5:31 pm
If Viggi Mortensen didn’t snort ecstasy and coke on this pic,than i’m mother’s most dear.
Mick | January 22, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Im glad he wont. Scabs are the lowest of low. SOLIDARITY
starship | January 22, 2008 at 5:57 pm
#40 Don’t be blaming the hobbits! You should know it’s those limp-wristed elves that made him a wuss.
Tracey | January 22, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Viggo is SEXY. I don’t care if the penie is teeny in this scene. I don’t think most men would have a giganto going while getting their ass kicked. And he was married to Exene.
Twinkle | January 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Gruesome scene.
But Viggo is HOT. I’ve loved him since Crimson Tide. Macho gorgeous!
Twinkle | January 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Gruesome scene.
But Viggo is HOT. I’ve loved him since Crimson Tide. Macho gorgeous! Why can’t other 50 year old men look like him. *sigh*
Gobbleguk | January 22, 2008 at 6:52 pm
wow, how much would you hate to be playing the bad guys, with Viggos naked and shrivelled organs being pressed against you from many many different angles. And to then have him start grunting ontop of you like hes trying to pass a particularly difficult bowel movement while you die… thats success for you
Violet | January 22, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Cold room shrinkage maybe?
If nothing else, the guy has the balls to let the world know it’s tiny, if that’s the case.
Violet | January 22, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Cold room shrinkage maybe?
If nothing else, the guy has the balls to let the world know it’s tiny, if that’s the case.
woodhorse | January 22, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Viggo is pure sex. I don’t care for the Civil War beard but I would stand in line for seconds if he were wearing a dress.