VIDEO: Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr. Commercial

So that Carl’s Jr. commercial featuring Paris Hilton that was too pornographic for television is apparently not too pornographic for television after all. Proving that readers of The Superficial are the sexiest people in the world, Rob sent in an exclusive snippet to give everybody a taste of what all the hubbub is about. It honestly doesn’t look that bad, though I’m basing my judgment entirely on a 5 second clip as opposed to the full 30 second commercial that will air tomorrow on Entertainment Tonight. And I’m sure the super-full 60 second version will feature Paris performing actual penetration with the car and maybe an anal scene with the hamburger. Video of Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr commercial after the jump.

The ad for the fast-food chain Carl’s Jr. will feature Hilton’s signature tag line, which doubles as a reference to the barbecue sauce and jalapenos-pepper laden sandwich