VIDEO: Paris Hilton sings to Hugh Hefner

I love the part where she forgets who she’s singing to. Useless.

if by talent you me foreign bacteria, i agree.

Why does she sound like a whore when she sings?

Oh yeah. Because she is.

if by talent you mean foreign bacteria, i concur

Tim Curry lives! This cunt is disgusting. What was with the boiling caldron behind her? Was she poaching babies to eat later?

She sounds like she is dropping mud….that was horrible!!!

#5 Paris was told that boiling salt baths relieved some of the symptoms of vicious genital herpes.

Mother Teresa ….my ass.

It’s is almost as classic as Star Jones getting hit by the football.

Almost.

Oh–#1. You got me laughing on the inside and out.

Hilarious.

Missapprop… Got it. But how will they clean the tub after she uses it? Virgin blood?

What a dirty fucking slut. Where in the hell did they film that? Not quite sure what’s smoking behind her, but if it’s sulfuric acid she definitely needs to take a dip in it.

#1 – She didn’t forget, she just probably lost interest. I think that’s why Prez Bush pauses when he talks.

Where’s the rest of the clip where she shoved the entire mic and the cord into her vagina and said “Peace out bitches!”? If she squatted over that banquette, I bet it’d go up there, too.

she paused before she said “mr. hefner” because she wanted to say “mr. president” like marilyn. seriously, who the fuck does she think she is?

Trotter ;-)

Sadly, no substance known to man can purify the tainted vessel post-Paris. It will have to be destroyed in a ritualistic ceremony under the waning moon by an exorcist. Nasty business.

I suppose next we’ll see Nicole “Bareback Mountain” Richie singing Happy Birthday to Larry Flynt.

“Happy Birthday Mr. Flynt! You’re 65, but you act like you’re 64 and you look like you’re 63 and best of all…you’re in a wheelchair…which makes it easier for me to blow you…and that’s HOT!”

Barf!! That smoke is coming from her vagina cuz it was flapping away to that snappy tune.
“Happy Buthday mistah…uh…uh…Mistah Skankmonger!!!”

Okay, this made me sign up and get an account.

This skank has had way more than her 15 minutes. She is the most blatant, shameless self-promoter I have ever seen. And there’s no talent to back it up. Priceless.

I guess one doesn’t need to have any smarts when one inherits millions of dollars. Too bad. If it weren’t for her grandpa, she’d be the actual whore that she is instead of the virtual whore.

C’mon…show some pity for her. I mean, it’s not like she’s rich or anything.

15 – lol – Nicole makes Paris look almost less like a whore and a bit more like a slut. Which has more STD’s in the oven?

#17, me too! I also felt the need to sign up for an account to comment on this sorry piece of humanity. Speaking of which, UGGHHH!!! I love the part at the end where she has to think a little before she can come up with something flattering to say about Hef because he’s such a dessicated lizard that even she, the Queen of Whores, can’t-eah manage to spit out a man-pleasing comment. And unless her rancid nether regions count, I don’t smell any talent.

Please.

Someone kill her already. My head hurts just looking at her, do I really have to LISTEN to her as well?

I think she might look up to Hugh as a role model, after all, he has 7 girlfriends, Paris is probably trying to emulate that feat by having 7 Greek billionaires looking for easy sex.

i honestly believe she has evolved into a new std. herpes parisimplex. i feel like i caught something just watching that clip. men! hide your penises (peni? plural for penis?) the end is near. im gonna go scrub now just to make sure im ok.

i honestly believe she has evolved into a new std. herpes parisimplex. i feel like i caught something just watching that clip. men! hide your penises (peni? plural for penis?) the end is near. im gonna go scrub now just to make sure im ok.

sorry, stupid superficial program-commenting thingy bob

LOL!
Lawd have mercy!
I have to thank you for that vid. It’s made my week!
There are not enough ‘production’ tricks, tips or techniques in-the-world to help her supposed album sound anything other awful.
I think I’d rather listen to the sound of rending metal. No, really.

Oh her momma must be so proud. She didn’t raise no fool. Oh, wait a minute…yes she did. Momma don’t care. Girl is singing for Grampa in her britches…go Beverly Hillbilly, go! sniff sniff. Touching.

I’ve heard better sounds come out of my ass after eating Taco Bell versus hearing Skankis (Paris) Hilton sing. She looked all strung out on crack (or the peroxide from her hair extenstions) and thought that microphone was her dildoe since no HEALTHY man in his right mind would touch her mangina! William Hung sings better than that whore! I don’t hate her cuz she’s rich…she just annoys the f*** outta me for some reason!

paris hilton loves the cock

If Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise were in a room with only one cock to chow, who would win?

Tom Cruise is never alone.

Hail Xenu.

#29: Paris would win. I think Tom is more of a cornhole man. He’s tossed more salad than Mrs. Dash.

Tom Cruise is hyper and vicious, like a rabid chihuahua, but Paris “oops-I-lost-the-hardee’s-burger-you-know-where-again” Hilton most likely has well trained legions of crabs to join forces and do her bidding against the enemy.

If there is a God, they will revolt and devour them both.

Save the cock!

Damn thing won’t play in my old Apple. Gimme Youtube :/

#31 – I agree. She’d suck the whole guy into her VD Vortex before Tom could get his salad tongs out…

she sounds like Jessica Simpson

LOL #12: “She didn’t forget, she just probably lost interest. I think that’s why Prez Bush pauses when he talks”

haha #29, i say Tom Cruise, the force of Lord Xenu is with him, he is the chosen one! He has made a lifelong vow to love thy cock with all his heart & live as one with it till death do them apart where hence they will reunite in paradise…or wherever!

Is that a beer gut?

Jeeeeesus.

It’s just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

With your hands on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let’s do the time-warp again.
Let’s do the time-warp again.

All she needs now is a pearl necklace from me….

#33, you don’t want to hear it that badly. No, really. I’m kind of sad that I’ve LOST my HEARING. I went blind over the rear view of the Britney Spears birthing monument, and now go my ears.

I do admire how she pointed the mike down towards the audience, as if expecting .. applause. Oh my. And yes, #17, I agree very much with that.

This chick is a total C U Next Tuesday.

I mean, a bitch with a capital “C”.

Oh, what the hell, let’s just call her a whore and leave it at that.

That was HORRIBLE.

Poor Heff. What a bad birthday greeting-type thing.

Move over Anna Nicole Smith! And Ritchie too!

-barf-

Shouldn’t she have been singing something by The Police?

There’s a little red sore on my crotch today.
It’s twice as big as yesterday…
It’s an open wound
And the pus won’t stop…

Hmm…. Where is my damned ice pick so I can try and gouge that caterwauling out of my brain.

Pez-D, You’re my hero? Shit, you’ve got it on today.

Who wants to bet that Hef just turned off his hearing aids and took off his glasses?

I’d hit it.

With a 5 year restraining order signed by my cock. Jebus, I’d rather cut off my sack with a rusty butter knife then listen to that again.

She looks fat.

I think she forgot the words to the song because she was confused about the strange “undergarments” she was forced to wear. Seeing as how she has not worn underwear her entire life, she did not understand that additional clothing could be worn on top of the strange boob and vagina covers she put on.

she was there to have sex with Hef. The singing was just help get his blood flowing out of sheer terror

Also, shouldn’t she be with her band: The Burning Sensations?