Footage of Anna Nicole Smith’s final moments sold for more than $500,000 yesterday after a media bidding war. If you haven’t already seen the footage, the video shows paramedics working on an unresponsive Anna Nicole as she was wheeled from the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. This is pretty much the only news in the world right now so prepare yourselves for an Anna Nicole Smith marathon.
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28–see #25.
No, you’re not actually.
However, someone else thinks that you are.
Ya see that [X] in the right corner of your computer screen?
He just LOVES your material.
Click on him and he’ll show ya a good time.
Wink* Wink*
OK?
Buh-Bye….asshat.
that’s just plain, old-fashioned fucking stupid, DumbYELL.
It’s weird. If anyone’s death is capable of making me feel nothing, it’s hers. Very bizarre. Heart rate, normal. World view, same. Awareness of my own mortality, stable. Perhaps it sgould be a psych study: “Where Compassion Ends, the Anna Nicole phenomenon.” I’m almost sad to lack the stimulus for a deep, panicked introspection.
Ok, here’s a take home lesson, regarding our legal system. If you have money, you’ll keep your kids, regardless of how insane you are. I’m thinking about those people who fed their kids nothing but a few Cheetos and then adored them enough to try to abduct them from their foster homes. I mean, it was clear the parents loved their kids, and yet had no clue what was required to sustain human life. They were poor, and now they’re in jail. Whereas Anna died free.
@51-your comment must have come up while I was wasting half the morning trying to remember my password to log in. PS@44
#29 & 52 – God, just when I thought that the stupidity had been driven from the site, here comes Damyell again! At least you switched up your slam from fucking a tree to screwing a flagpole. Whatever makes that funny is beyond me. Anyone know what makes that funny?
Now if you’d only realize that you couldn’t tell a joke if your life depended upon it. You call yourself a vegan not knowing what a vegan is? How was that supposed to be funny? We can’t take the joke when there is no joke to take! Take notes from #50 – that’s a prime example of funny. Why don’t you tell us all how much you love receiving Donkey Punches? Since you don’t know what those are, we’ll all get a good laugh from that.
In the dictionary under dumbass, it has your picture next to it. Now GTFO!
Hey, #47 uraboob,
First of all, you don’t know me. I haven’t changed my opinion of Anna Nicole now that she’s passed away. I’ve always felt sorry for her and the tragic life she’s led. I was making a comment to all the people that can’t see beyond their own “comedic remarks”…kinda like you. I really hope that something like this never happens to you or your family. Maybe you should try sympathy or opening up your heart…it might make you a happy person with friends.
#56.
Ummm…where has your old ass been? Those posts happened hours ago.
I know what a vegan is you shitty ass faggot. Go overdose on a bottle of Rubbing Alcohol and call it a day.
Your done.
Nobody can hold a conversation with your fugly ass for more than 5 seconds…so, why bother to post?
Shouldn’t you be scrubbing floors or something?
Move along.
But….
Since you DID take time out of your busy “cock sucking” schedule, I’ll leave you with this treat:
“Knock, Knock”
—-**
Now fill in the blank and come up with something other than “doodie” or “skittles” because, if YOU think that you’re ass is funnier than ME…hell really must’ve frozen over.
You can eat shit now.
#39 – Uh, some things you don’t translate literally. It’s not “fake” German. I think #37 meant Lederhosen:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lederhosen
It’s pretty well known in ENGLISH too!
So now I wonder what happens to the baby, whatever money she may have had, and Howard? Isn’t Howard a weirdo? I was just reading all of the rumors surrounding Anna and Howards wedding, the baby, and his seeminlgy drugged up appearence on Larry King…ENTERTAINING
http://www.knover.com/Profile/anna_nicole_smith/howard_k._stern
Check out # 14
“And if that weren’t bad enough, Anna Nicole Smith is being accused of dyeing her daughter’s hair to make it look like Howard K. Stern is the father”
hahaha wow….Don’t you feel bad now, Superficial?! yeah i didn’t think so.
For $500,000 I’ll bet you can get this in English.
#57 – JosieK, Anna made her own choices, she made her life what it was, and there was nothing tragic to it (except for her son’s death, which was directly related to how she lived and the type of people she chose to surround herself with). Her death was the predictable result of the lifestyle she chose. Mourning for her ignores who she was and the responsibility she bore for her choices, and the impact they had on others.
But I do think I can open my heart to you, because I had a tragic event in my own family that I think you’ll appreciate. A few years ago, my grandmother fell down a flight of stairs, and when I found her she was unconscious. I rushed her to the hospital, and then waited for what seemed like an eternity for the doctors to do a bunch of tests. Finally a doctor came out to the waiting room and said my grandmother’s condition was critical – her brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. I was speechless for awhile upon hearing that. As I later told the doctor, I didn’t know what to say because we’d never had a liberal in the family before.
#58 – Actually your second post was one hour before my response. One hour is not “hours”.
If you say now that you know what a vegan is, why did you say in #29 “I’m not a fucking vegan…whatever the hell that means”? Did you have to go to the library’s aisle of dictionaries to look it up (since you were hoggin’ up PC time there anyway)?
BTW, cakes are done. People are finished. And you … “you’re” just illiterate (or is that inadequite?).
Even though I have a job more high profile than scrubbing floors, at least floor scrubbers aren’t sucking off of the teet of the system like you do. Please share with us how “you’re” able to eat a whole brick of the free government cheese in one sitting without your intestines exploding?
I guarantee you that I’m funnier than you are! I’m no jrz or p0nk, but I certainly have more wit in my back pocket than you have in your entire body. After all, I don’t get slagged by 50 people every time my name appears on this blog. You, on the contrary, are correctly identified as “ignorant”, “stupid”, “obese”, etc., and those are the NICE THINGS said towards you.
Please do us all a favor and tie your saggy ass labia around the bumper of a NYC taxi and spend an hour seeing the sights of Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Stupidsberg. After your death by dragging, we won’t have to put up with your lameness.
Stinkloafer!
@#19
“Jaja,dass ist einfach doch wahnsin ja?!Und jetzt nehme ich mal ein sm
Dear Uraboob,
My condolences on the loss of your Grandmother. Thank you for sharing that story. I’m sorry for your loss and I’m sorry for assuming that you probably haven’t experienced tragedy. I was out of turn.
I agree with you regarding Anna Nicole’s choices in life. The death of her son must have been devastating for her. Non the less, it’s still tragic. She’s left an infant behind. And that was my whole point. I normally don’t leave comments here. I check out the pictures, and the comments left usually make me laugh. For some reason, you and I connected on some level today. I really am sorry to hear about your Grandmother. I can’t imagine what you went through. And, again, I spoke out of turn.
My husband and I met Anna Nicole some yeas back. I think Daniel was about 11 or 12 when she came up to us and asked for the time. We were in Macy’s that evening and she and Daniel were shopping with a bodyguard. She talked to us for a while and seemed incredibly “together, bright and very sweet.” Maybe that’s why all of these comments got under my skin. So, on that note…no hard feelings. I’m sure you’re a really nice person and I am sorry that I left an insensitive comment about your comment.
schlumpfgruen, i couldn’t agree more about Katja, the moderatorin’s lisp. How the hell did she get on TV. This is one of the great German broadcasting mysteries.
Lowlands, you are a tool.
Just one more of Katja’s hardest jobs and she has completed it with vigor, but is certainly no Sonya Kraus.
#66 She’s married with the head of programming.
#23
Honey, Listen…
America became a Parody, when that Monkey Bush was put into the White House…
We have been mocked ever since!
#29
RAOFLMAO!!!!!
I hope the money goes into trust for the kid. Could any baby have a more hideous start in life?
I hope Howard K. Stern is getting money for all these images of her everywhere and makng a trust fund for the bay girl.
Just don’t mention the war….
Germans love a good snuff movie, don’t they??
Tanx to all the German speakers for writing in English. Because -
“Jaja that is wahnsin ja?!Und take now simply nevertheless I times smoerrebroed with bratwurchen.” Nobody would pack a roasting small sausage in a “Smoerrebroed”, belongs to roasting small sausages in rolls and not on knaeckebrot! ;)”
is the ‘Babal Fish’ translation for # 64. That’s a lot like ‘Lost in Translation’ without the chain smoker.
Reminds me of the time I was crashed in a Youth Hostel in Auckland, New Zealand and couldn’t understand the only language in the place – German. (Hummm…When’s the bus to Rotorua ?)
(Although the mixed showers were great ! )
Well – I suppose I’m off topic and there’s 12 Anna Nicol stories to read…. Yeah right…
37
You ignorant sheisskopf, English is a GERMANIC language.
Du wirst uberrascht, wie viel leute kann wirklich deutsch sprechen.
@14 You know who I am … use those two brain cells you fat pile of shit !
Uhhh, yeah.
It took your crusty ass all of…..9 hours to respond and I’M the one with two brain cells?
I think not.
Dumbass cunt.
(There’s nothing like a good debate)
@76 Gee, hard to argue with THAT. Could it possibly be that I have a life ? Thanks for reminding me just how unfunny you truly are. Now put that nappy head of yours to work and try to remember …
No, that wouldn’t be possible.
A person with a LIFE would have enough sense to NOT make pissy comments about people that they do NOT know.
No….you have NO life. Your “life” is on sale at ebay, try buying it back.
Put your ashy fingers to work and dig out the shit that’s cramming the inner part of your skull…..maybe then, you’ll type something more resourceful like:
You’re a product of incest and you hate yourself.
Move the fuck along cracker….move.
O, for the happier bygone days when “prepare yourself for an Anna Nicole Smith marathon” meant buying a tube of KY and a box of kleenex.
#79 Your “life” is on sale at ebay, try buying it back. What…the…fuck…is that the best you can come up with? What the fuck does that even mean?
“A person with a LIFE would have enough sense to NOT make pissy comments about people that they do NOT know.” but yet…you’re sitting here making comments towards someone that YOU do not know…fucking hypocrite…do yourself a favor…SLIT YOUR WRISTS! and make sure its UP AND DOWN…cos’ everyone knows side to side is just for attention…but I guess you’d already know that, huh? And by the way…some words are NOT meant to be put together to form new words…ASSHAT? That doesn’t even make any fucking sense…Jesus H. Christ you need to be in fucking school instead of fucking hogging a damn computer all day trying to be ‘hardcore.’
65–hahahahaha, CLEARLY you did not get the joke at the end of 62′s post…you silly silly girl [i'm guessing]
@79 Wow. Your shit is WEAK. I think #81 said it best.
damyell : “”A person with a LIFE would have enough sense to NOT make pissy comments about people that they do NOT know.”
That is fucking priceless ! Is the irony of that statement lost on you ?
FYI – caucasians don’t get “ashy” – negroids do.
I am taking a superfish poll : how many posters actually think this danielle person has ANY humor whatsoever ? How many think she is just a loudmouth ass ?
81.
Uhhh…..I don’t recall addressing your simple ass. See, this is what happens. I hold a “debate” with ONE of the blog tramps and he/she/it awakens a whole crew of trolls who feel the need to join in.
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND…..mind your own fucking business. I’d rather dig up a dead squirrel and hear his take on the situation then sit here and read this shitastic poetry that you’ve decided to spew onto the blog.
So….”stoopidraccoon” or whatever the fuck your cracker ass decided to name himself: go eat a tampon, stick your head in a blender, and shoot the doctor who delivered your fugly ass.
Got that? Good.
83.
MY shit is weak??? This coming from the turd who posted “nappy head” and “watermelon and fried chicken”. I’ve hurd better jokes from a deformed patient at a mental clinic.
Damn, you should shoot the doctor who delivered your ass too.
What the fuck is this about IRONY? Have we forgotten that it was your dirty trailerpark ass who wrote something about ME first? Pull your head out of your ass fucktwat. Go preach to a tree because your pathetic “speech” isn’t gonna work on me, dear.
HAHAHAHAHA
I’ve seen one TOO many ashy, sour milk smelling, stringy-haired, turd breath Caspers in my day….so I don’t need YOU to try and justify that.
I MUST have SOME sort of humor for you to come out of nowhere and just talk out of your ass and think that you’re getting one over on me.
If YOUR humor were food….we’d ALL starve to death. The ONLY funny thing that’s EVER happened in your diseased little life is…YOUR BIRTH.
Go drown in your toilet and realize that…YOUR LIFE IS USELESS.
Seriously….shoot that doctor, just do it.
Jesus Danielle, calm the fuck down. Your posts just scream “I need some serious meds” Your shit is old…not even slightly entertaining. Go take a blue and/or white pill and post later when you are more sane, and don’t sound so fucking crazy.
Move the fuck along and post under another story, dumbass.
Why should I post under another story? Obviously you’re still reading this one. You probably check each story 20 times a day hoping somebody will interact with you, because it is probably the only interaction you get from anybody. Negative attention is better than none, right? Actually, you are too pathetic to argue with…its like arguing with someone who is mentally challenged. Very sad…
Either post something about Anna Banana or move the fuck on.
Seriously, I didn’t address your ass to begin with.
Your dumbass probably checks 50 times a damn day just to butt in on conversations having nothing to do with you.
Your cunt worthy ass could’ve posted under the Shitney Spears story or any of the several threads above this one. What the fuck made you decide to come to come here?!
You obviously have NO life and only feel “loved” when someone is actually paying attention to you. Well, guess what?
I’m not gonna give you the time of day.
Thee end.
Go back to fucking your dog and stay the fuck out of conversations that do NOT involve you. Got that? Great.
“lots and lots of writing aimed at anyone talkin trash about danielle”
16 paragraphs later…
“I’m not gonna give you the time of day. THEE end!”
i think that maybe you gave them the time of day, danielle
Danielle you need serious help, you must be 12 years old if you have nothing better to do all day, get a life and stop picking fights with people.
You Know…
I have been reading the ongoing struggle for attention from several people on this site, but Ithink this “Danielle” person hopes to piss off people to get email notifications when she is responded to. This makes here feel important.
Now, before you get started, They may not have that kind of service here.
So, I have something to say to Danielle, and all those who fall in the catagory of neediness…
They are here, because Yahoo closed down. They get their kicks from rubbing people the wrong way.
So…
Just Ignore Them…
She will go away, after awhile.
84. nigger.
91. cracker.
>92 and 93<
♥Product of Incest..and Beastiality.
You know, I was trash talking ANS just yesterday, but last night I had a dream in which ANS came to me. She was surrounded by white light- the sequins on her pasties caught the light and reflected it back to me and dazzled mine eyes. She had the most beautiful pink/purple/glittery/marabou wings I had ever seen, and I suddenly I understood that ANS is an angel of the Lord and was sent to Earth to show us wretches how to live, how to love, and as proof of God’s love for each and every one of us. She only SEEMED like a drugged out whore, but really she was…. She was the… uh…. you know… ah…. Okay. She…. hmmmm.
Okay, I got nothing. She used to be a whore, and now she’s a dead whore, which I think is quite an improvement. ANS is dead and I’M NOT! I WIN! I WIN!
“You’re a product of incest and you hate yourself.”
I think that might be the best insult I’ve ever heard… sheer genius.
Danielle’s one of those brilliant internet morons you just wanna meet. And then lock in a cage and poke with sticks, just to see what she’ll do.
the only news in the world… you guys are sick fucks
geez…i guess the next month is non-stop anna
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