Footage of Anna Nicole Smith’s final moments sold for more than $500,000 yesterday after a media bidding war. If you haven’t already seen the footage, the video shows paramedics working on an unresponsive Anna Nicole as she was wheeled from the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. This is pretty much the only news in the world right now so prepare yourselves for an Anna Nicole Smith marathon.
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danielle | February 9, 2007 at 8:57 am
I’ll grab some popcorn.
Bandeezee | February 9, 2007 at 9:01 am
don’t forget the butter
Binky | February 9, 2007 at 9:01 am
Is it just me ? Or after a few invasions does everything sound a bit German down there.
86 | February 9, 2007 at 9:03 am
Too bad that wasnt in english.
meee | February 9, 2007 at 9:09 am
yeah you couldn’t find that in english? geez.
willy | February 9, 2007 at 9:10 am
Should have put some pillows in a wheely bed, dressed up as a medic and bought a house with the profits from the video footage. You can’t see anything in the original, so I don’t see why mine wouldn’t be just as good.
crazyotto | February 9, 2007 at 9:10 am
As much as I want to make a joke about this broad,she really is a tragic figure.
serial snarkalec | February 9, 2007 at 9:11 am
The ultimate ending for the ultimate media whore.
dirt chicken | February 9, 2007 at 9:11 am
@ 1 Don’t you mean fried chicken & watermelon ?
Bitch … you are just the black version of that fat trashy retard anyway ! Hopefully, you’ll follow in her path soon …
crazyotto | February 9, 2007 at 9:12 am
and what a figure she had,nyuk..nyuk..nyuk
mztry | February 9, 2007 at 9:20 am
My condolences to Anna Nicloe’s loved ones.
My Mama died yesterday, too, day and it hurts y’all…. so shut up.
germangurly | February 9, 2007 at 9:20 am
I think I was the only one that got anything out of the video in German…I’m a german major, and theres nothing better than a little celebrity er….gossip for vocabulary building.
Anyways, it didn’t say anything new really. Basically gave a short history of her, like how she just had a baby etc etc, and then went on to say her private nurse called the paramedics and they spent a long time trying to recussitate her, but 40 minutes later at the hopsital she was dead, the doctors think a mixture of drugs and alcohol caused her heart to fail, and theres a lot of speculation with some drugs they found in her room, so they said….Thats about it, nothing new really.
PigsWalkUpright | February 9, 2007 at 9:22 am
The video has a RED BANNER that cautions parental guidance. They see crap worse than this in PG movies and video games!
danielle | February 9, 2007 at 9:27 am
@9.
Who the fuck are you? And….
What the hell are you talking about?
“Fried Chicken and Watermelon”???
What are you, three????
FYI- I’m allergic to watermelon…and I’m a vegan, so go screw a flag pole and get out of here with those lame ass racial slurs, dickshit.
What the hell is the matter with you? Did you plug your JUMBO sized tampon in the wrong hole again?
Go eat shit and die you fugly twat.
BigJim | February 9, 2007 at 9:28 am
I’ve seen way better stuff on Faces of Death.
Bandeezee | February 9, 2007 at 9:28 am
BTW what’s the point of having a private nurse that can’t even resuscitate you when shit hits the fan? All the nurse did was call 911…. and secondly, what kind of 37 or 39 year old or whatever even HAS a private nurse…. TRIMSPA, baby!!!
Bandeezee | February 9, 2007 at 9:29 am
@ #14 & #15 HAHAHAHAHA
BigJim | February 9, 2007 at 9:30 am
BWAA HA HA HA!
Damn-yell just proved what an ignorant cunt she is. A fucking vegan? Seriously?
Man, are you ever stupid. Vegans are brain damaged.
By the way, doesn’t all the cock you suck qualify as eating meat?
Lowlands | February 9, 2007 at 9:30 am
Jaja,dass ist einfach doch wahnsin ja?!Und jetzt nehme ich mal ein sm
Clete | February 9, 2007 at 9:32 am
Next…
it was nice not hearing about Nicole Ritchie’s desperate cry for help dduring her hunger strike. Or the latest update on Britney Spears sleeping with any man or woman who crosses her lice ridden path. Never have so many homely, talentless females been given so much attention. Britney with those wide set fish eyes, acne, greasy hair, huge mouth and sloppy body. Stomp stomp stomp …pay attention to me.
Goodbye Anna Nicole- that much publicized cry for help went unanswered.
stan | February 9, 2007 at 9:33 am
Did you see that paramedic who used cpr as a cover to feel up her boobs one last time?! That guy is a HERO!
Lowlands | February 9, 2007 at 9:33 am
(19)I don’t know what i say here but it sounds pretty German uh?
NamelessHussy | February 9, 2007 at 9:37 am
Lawlz @ 16, why did she have a private nurse? I can’t stop thinking about it. And I have theories. Do you hear me? I have THEORIES for the love of anus. I don’t even care but, it’s like part of me is broken, and that part really wants to know why she had a private nurse. Had she recently ODed? Was she on a suicide watch? Was it a ‘sexy nurse’? Why jesus, why?
I’m not watching this video. I have rules about this sort of thing.
And look, I know it was sarcasm, but it’s fucking SAD that this is the big news story right now. I am not in the states right now, and I only read news, never watch it, for my own sanity, but my mom told me yesterday that anna’s death was basically the only thing on the news. Why?
America has officially become a parody of itself. Good job.
NamelessHussy | February 9, 2007 at 9:40 am
Amagad. I went to cnn.com, you know, just to see what the big news is in the states, for real, and in the video section it’s-ANS’ death, ANS’ life, skateboarding bulldog, psychofreak mom gives psychofreak son a deadly weapon and tells him to seek revenge.
Someone show me some goddamn pictures of britney spears’ hideous vagina. A little nausea would actually feel good about now!
jrzmommy | February 9, 2007 at 9:41 am
That……..person…….in the pink dress in the picture above…..is that Will Ferrell with a bad perm in drag?
jrzmommy | February 9, 2007 at 9:44 am
Vegan? Watermelon allergies? Get the fuck out of here.
Lowlands | February 9, 2007 at 9:47 am
(25)Ja fr
misterveryze | February 9, 2007 at 9:48 am
The commentator/host looks like Will Farrell in drag.
danielle | February 9, 2007 at 9:51 am
18.
Okay, so I’m not a fucking vegan…whatever the hell that means. Your point?
Also,
Cock sucking is reserved for sausage lovers such as yourself. Shouldn’t you be sucking your daddy’s right about now? You wouldn’t want to upset him.
26.
Like I said, I KNOW. I’m not a fucking vegan, geesh…you crackers can’t take a joke if your lives depended on it.
And so the fuck what?!?
I eat chicken, Mexicans eat Tacos, Asians eat rice, Caucasians eat…..???…..roadkill.
Your point?
Is this blog a “nutritional” education site in disguise??
Move the fuck along and let people post in peace, rejects.
Antonotron | February 9, 2007 at 9:52 am
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHO CARES ???
Stuey75 | February 9, 2007 at 9:56 am
I think we all need to group hug. y’all are getting too violent!!
Cant we judge celebrities in peace?
MissMilashka | February 9, 2007 at 9:56 am
lol # 29, thanks for making my day better.
NamelessHussy | February 9, 2007 at 9:58 am
Asians really do eat rice all the time. I’m an expert. I totally live in asia.
I mean. OMG RIP ANNA NICOLE SMITH.
ponk | February 9, 2007 at 10:00 am
DamnYell, xrist you sound almost as rational as Anna Nicole herself – before or after her departure.
jrzmommy | February 9, 2007 at 10:00 am
I was gonna say, DanYELL, I can’t imagine you turning down ANY food……’specially pork. but in your case, isn’t eating pork cannibalism? just wonderin’.
Lowlands | February 9, 2007 at 10:04 am
Schweinebratwurchen??!!Jajajaja!!
Enano | February 9, 2007 at 10:07 am
Whatever the hell that language was, I’m glad I don’t speak it. Or wear liederhosen.
danielle | February 9, 2007 at 10:12 am
32.
Thanx♥
34.
‘xrist’?!? Come again?
35.
hehehehe…ugh, yeah…NOT funny.
Try again, only this time, without your head being stuck in your ass.
amelie3007 | February 9, 2007 at 10:12 am
haha love all the fake German on here…#37 you just said ‘singing pants.’ just thought you might want to know :P
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | February 9, 2007 at 10:15 am
let’s hear Rosie’s version of this story
Lowlands | February 9, 2007 at 10:16 am
(37)I’ve to admit i also don’t know what language that was.But whenever i’m going to play in some WW2 movie.I know i could be a very convincing German soldier lookalike,putting on my fake German accent.
Lowlands | February 9, 2007 at 10:21 am
Any movie producer reading this??
JosieK | February 9, 2007 at 10:25 am
Dear MZTRY,
So sorry to hear about your Mother’s passing.
To the rest of you People, get a grip! This poor woman died tragically no matter what the situation. She leaves behind a baby. If you don’t have children, you have no idea what to feel. But, can you all be nice about this? Pretend it’s someone in your family. Maybe you’ll all grow a heart!
AngAng | February 9, 2007 at 10:27 am
Is it just me or does the reporter look like Will Ferrell in drag in the still shot before you actually start the video clip?
jamieleigh | February 9, 2007 at 10:32 am
Isn’t it possible that she could have been revived if not for the size of her ginormous boobaliethings?
Jamie
1980 | February 9, 2007 at 10:36 am
Im sorry but I cant help but laugh when I hear a woman speaking German.
uraboob | February 9, 2007 at 10:43 am
“This poor woman died tragically no matter what the situation.”
there it is. i was going to say i don’t understand why people suddenly change their opinion of somebody just because they die unexpectedly. Anna was a cartoon her entire life, and it’s not tragic when a cartoon dies. but anyway, here it is, the special logic that’s required. let’s all practice:
“It’s hot no matter what the temperature is.”
“He’s tall no matter what his height is.”
“It’s a loss no matter how much of a plus it is.”
“Jeffry Dahmer died too young no matter what he did while alive.”
TV News Anchor | February 9, 2007 at 10:53 am
“Anna’s death has triggered an unexpected outpouring of public grief and mourning. Shocked by her sudden death and sorrowful over the plight of her new baby, people everywhere are taking the time to connect with their loved ones and cherish what they are lucky to have, knowing it could be gone in an instant. And, of course, they’re fighting with danielle.”
(Must be a BET news anchor…do they have news on BET?)
danielle | February 9, 2007 at 10:58 am
^^^
(SNORE)
jrzmommy | February 9, 2007 at 11:10 am
Are you snoring, DanYELL? Sleep apnea and obesity go hand in hand. You should go to a doctor who specializes in sleep apnea. Or in your case APEnea.
ha ha ha ha–I’m so fucking clever. Aren’t I clever, DanYELL?