Vida Guerra knows how to dress
September 23rd, 2005 // 94 Comments
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that doesn’t. look. good.
it looks like her pyjama bottoms are trying to strangle her
she has a big zit on her back… probably from shaving it.
Are you serious that her name is ‘Vida Guerra’? You are kidding me right?
Because Vida Guerra in portuguese means Life War. What sort of a stupid name is that? Must belong to some big breasted woman who is slightly whorish.
Ok, first of all, vida guerra means life war in spanish not portuguese. And Guerra is a very common last name in Spanish-speaking countries. Yeah, so if you mistake spanish for portuguese, doesn’t surprise me you’re dumb enough to judge a woman’s sexual activity because of her name.Did everyone run out of things to say about her outfit? Yeah , she shows off her body but most models make their living that way. DUh!!! I’d take a “whore” like this any day as opposed to a snowblower like kate moss.
That’s very true.
Now would you hit it, or not?
http://www.vidasworld.com/
uhhh….YEAH!! lol…what guy wouldn’t? it’s funny how some girls hate on guys coz guys would screw just about anything but you have to be a guy to understand.
Vida needs to go back to being a loan officer in New Jersey.
She’s sunk to the lowest common denominator. Next thing you know, she’s gonna sucking off Master P for a crack hit.
Actually, she’s not Portuguese at all. Her family escaped to America from Cuba. So she speaks Spanish and English, not Portuguese.
Well, either I didn’t remember correctly, or read some misleading information, or had Vida mixed up with someone else. Oh well!
whoa. those are going to sagggg..
and what’s with the cattle market??
random.
Seriously, I wouldn’t even fit that shirt….and I’m an “A” cup.
I love the huge zit on her back.
Who the fuck is she? (Yawn…..)
hhahaha ‘cattle market’
so true..
@tyler4all
the words for “life” and “war” are the same in spanish and portugese, dumbass.
re: topic… her ass is what she’s really all about… but i just can’t get with that grill of hers.
Viva Guerrilla will be pushin’ those fake tits around in front of her on a gurney in 10 years
re: tyler4all
“Yeah, so if you mistake spanish for portuguese, doesn’t surprise me you’re dumb enough to judge a woman’s sexual activity because of her name.”
jeez, i am so sorry for my stupidity. i mean, really, i should’ve know that her name is actually spanish, not portuguese, even though Vida Guerra means exactly the same in both languages.
i wasn’t… “judging her sexual activity.” i was just quoting the post.
well, the words “life” and “war” might mean the same in portuguese and in spanish but she’s of hispanic heritage. That’s what i was correcting. And when i corrected that person i did not call them dumb. I called them dumb because they thought she was a slut due to her name and that IS dumb.
So much for trying to seem smart huh, sheniferous?
but she IS a slut because of her name. obviously.
argh. hurry and update already! i’m sick of seeing this butterfaced skank and her fun bags.
i dont know if anyone asked this…but what the hek is she sitting or riding on?
(the guy in the red shirt in the second picture wishes it was him)
haha the expressions are classic.
At least her boobs are real. Fake tits aren’t supposed to sag like that. Of course, large breasted women shouldn’t leave the house without a bra but she is a porn star.
yea right, most of you people would die to have sex with vida guerra. If you had the choice between being broke as hell, escaping from cuba and getting paid just to be hot you would do it. I’m just a plain normal guy like anybody else, but i’d cut off my left pinky toe to bone vida on a regualr basis.
dear Kallisti,
of course you’ve never heard of her. you’re not a guy, nor a lesbian are you? didn’t think so..
OTOH, your 32C’s sound plenty juicy in their own right. be not ashamed, proud woman
btw, 2 words: cell phone.
pimp on.
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if pornstar is a synonym for assmodel these days, then why yes she’s a “pornstar”.
~b
is that a zit on her back?
this site is only updated on weekdays to whoever asked.
why’s everyone freakin out? she’s got big tits that speak neither spanish nor portugese. isn’t that what really matters?
i heard demi and ashton hitched! is it true?
Check out this page: http://imdb.com/name/nm1446962/
to see Vida’s many accolades…or lack thereof.
She’s a very pretty lady, but acting/dressing slutty just to gain attention… honestly, at this age, people should remember they are a young adult, not a high schooler.
I likes ‘em.
I’m sure she has a great singing voice,
She’s a swell humanitarian. She may not be able to act as well as Kathy Bates or Glenn Close, but that’s alright.
But I likes ‘em
Sister Kallisti, you go and rave on. You are blessed with enough cat-itude that you are welcome into the Pope’s Sanctum Sactorum. ;)
Those knockers look insanely painful, it’s like her skin is stretched to its thinnest possible capacity. Maybe that is why this bitch decided to just wear pressure bandages to hold them up instead of a regular top. Makes sense.
She’s a thick chick for sure!
Oh my…how could any guy not want to do her.
Yes that is a zit on her back..as well as a zit on her arm toward the top. As well as underneath her caked on makeup. If you sliced her head off and replaced it with a pretty one…I’d dyke it out with her. Nice bod.
I REALLY hate to say this, but it looks like her tits aren’t actually fake… They’re not choking her, nor are her nipples competing with her bellybutton. If you look at the contours of her tits, they actually look real. Either she’s just a really lucky girl with a gorgeous body, she has a fucking great plastic surgeon.
Um, who is this prostitute and Why should I care?
she looks like a hoe, although she does have a nice lower half..i feel completely comfortable saying this as a female. BUT..her face is wack…that is NOT the perfect face…her nose looks like an italian noodle…her eyes look strange..her head shape..no no no…look at these pics urself
http://www.eblog.ru/spaw/images/vida-guerra-ass-nude.jpg
http://people.freenet.de/hildegreg/vida_guerra5.jpg
http://www.shampube.com/celebrity/vg0001.jpg
she looks like a hoe, although she does have a nice lower half..i feel completely comfortable saying this as a female. BUT..her face is wack…that is NOT the perfect face…her nose looks like an italian noodle…her eyes look strange..her head shape..no no no…look at these pics urself
http://www.eblog.ru/spaw/images/vida-guerra-ass-nude.jpg
http://people.freenet.de/hildegreg/vida_guerra5.jpg
http://www.shampube.com/celebrity/vg0001.jpg
she looks like a hoe, although she does have a nice lower half..i feel completely comfortable saying this as a female. BUT..her face is wack…that is NOT the perfect face…her nose looks like an italian noodle…her eyes look strange..her head shape..no no no…look at these pics urself
http://www.eblog.ru/spaw/images/vida-guerra-ass-nude.jpg
http://people.freenet.de/hildegreg/vida_guerra5.jpg
http://www.shampube.com/celebrity/vg0001.jpg
You bunch of fucking sad cunts! This chick is hot hot hot, and all that most of you can say is that her tits are fake & her face is ugly etc etc etc…..take a look in the fucking mirror you pathetic dweeb muthafuckers!!! You could only dream of being with a babe like this while you’re spanking yourselves silly in the bathroom.
she is Hot.But the nose looks like someone said “an italian noodle”.
photos and autographs with people like that on Conventions and players like? What goes through your head at Whitey McIrish while he waits his turn