Vida Guerra knows how to dress
September 23rd, 2005 // 94 Comments
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maetl | September 23, 2005 at 2:08 pm
oh my!
sexymama | September 23, 2005 at 2:10 pm
ewww!
Martin92 | September 23, 2005 at 2:12 pm
Implants
LonelyWolf | September 23, 2005 at 2:14 pm
Flashing your puppies like that…Why even bother to put on make-up and do your hair?? :s
CANADIAN Tracy | September 23, 2005 at 2:19 pm
butterface
hautecouture18 | September 23, 2005 at 2:20 pm
ummm. who is she… sorry… dunno her. Nice boobs… kinda skanky… but she looks decent… dunno abt the face… but fuckable
Proteon | September 23, 2005 at 2:21 pm
Strange her left tit is wrapped in cloth while her right tit is oddly almost completely photosho- I mean hanging out.
Gophergutz | September 23, 2005 at 2:23 pm
Harrison Ford could wear that shirt with no problems.
airedwin | September 23, 2005 at 2:26 pm
look at all the black people
gracieo | September 23, 2005 at 2:30 pm
Who the fuck is vida Guerra????
Gophergutz | September 23, 2005 at 2:33 pm
I think she’s one of those girls that is famous for being famous. I don’t know that she actually “does” anything except sit around in front of a camera covered in baby oil. Which is enough apparently.
robinz | September 23, 2005 at 2:35 pm
Her ass is better than those breasts. But, heres the real question? Why Vida? Why subject yourself like that? What happened to having a personality? Oh yeah, she doesn’t have one.
Gophergutz | September 23, 2005 at 2:39 pm
Did anybody notice Whitey McIrish in the second picture? Identity crisis?
mac2048 | September 23, 2005 at 2:43 pm
Holy Boobs!
Her face is a mess, though. Paper bag should do the trick…
hautecouture18 | September 23, 2005 at 2:49 pm
yeah saw the other pics… nice ass, big tits… the face… not so nice… gotta hit it from the back… so u dont see her face
PatrickBateman | September 23, 2005 at 2:57 pm
She is famous for being one of 5 women in a lingerie article in FHM, and the letters poured into the office requesting more of her due to the size of her ass. She has a freaking HUGE juicy ass. Anyhow, face like a spanked baby, but her ass (and now, her tits) are worth eating poo for.
*le-le79* | September 23, 2005 at 2:58 pm
what a slut..
bone_daddio | September 23, 2005 at 2:59 pm
at what point do do shirts/dress tips just become bags to be thrown over heads…it sure would make it easier to focus on bare boobies.
*le-le79* | September 23, 2005 at 3:03 pm
you know there are such things as butt implants besides breast implants, so she probably is half silicone half human
Gophergutz | September 23, 2005 at 3:06 pm
“She is famous for being one of 5 women in a lingerie article in FHM, and the letters poured into the office requesting more of her due to the size of her ass.”
People that “read” FHM can write?
See, that’s why stereotyping just doesnt’ work. There’s always some exception to the rule.
Geno | September 23, 2005 at 3:09 pm
There’s nothing wrong with her face.
She’s hot, I don’t like implants, but she’s hot, hot, hot.
Geno | September 23, 2005 at 3:12 pm
Go to her website…
what an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is hottttttttttttttttttttttttt
Momo | September 23, 2005 at 3:27 pm
where is she? is that a video game expo er somthing?
She could have gone with somthing a little less tacky. I mean really, her nipple is practically falling out and god help her if it does in that crowd, those dudes look a lil flesh starved.
Juliette | September 23, 2005 at 3:47 pm
When all else fails show your titties.
ImRichBitch! | September 23, 2005 at 3:50 pm
nice ass
liebemin | September 23, 2005 at 3:58 pm
I’m sorry. Is that…is that a jumpsuit? It is, isn’t it?! It’s a baby blue velor/spandex jumpsuit! I mean really, if you’re going to be a whore, you might as well be a classy one. And Ms. Guerra certainly nailed it, people.
Joe Mamma | September 23, 2005 at 4:10 pm
Holy Funbags Batman!!!
I don’t know who she is, but give her and Oscar. And a bottle of Astro-Glide. I’d like to see where she’d go with it.
Lizardqueen | September 23, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Isn’t this supposed to be a celebrity blog? Does this piece of excrement count? What a wretched garment. BTW, what is up with the people who gather ’round to get photos and autographs with people like this at gamer conventions and such? What goes through the mind of Whitey McIrish while he waits for his turn? One false move and her bandage will leave her completely naked in front of all those parolees. Guess it wouldn’t be the first time.
DallasFish | September 23, 2005 at 4:33 pm
y’know Vida Guerra means “Life War”
makes you think, doesn’t it?
ihatechoosingnames | September 23, 2005 at 4:41 pm
eurgh whether it’s revealing or not, that is one of the ugliest outfits i have ever seen..
Starshine | September 23, 2005 at 4:44 pm
I want to pop that zit on her back
Penis McVagina | September 23, 2005 at 4:53 pm
Vida is ugly.
fowler | September 23, 2005 at 4:53 pm
I’d pop it with my teeth.
Penis McVagina | September 23, 2005 at 4:54 pm
…still, I’d hit it.. I guess :-/
eatme | September 23, 2005 at 4:56 pm
i’d turn that ho around grab on to those huge milk bags and do her doggie style – she’s got a butta face but the cans make up for it – no one is lookin at her face anyway – especially in that outfit
Xarah | September 23, 2005 at 5:15 pm
Nice zit!
MortyFishbein | September 23, 2005 at 6:01 pm
Why is that on every one of these posts that has some skank in it you have the same guys saying ‘I’d hit that?’ Okay, it’s established. You have dubious taste in women and whatever is put in front of you, you’ll screw. Fine. Great. Move on.
I’ve often wondered how the world gets populated with classless, cheap broads and stupid, single-digit IQ men. It’s dumbasses like the ones above “hitting” Vida Guerra and then allowing them bring forth life . . . Jesus . . .
dollparts | September 23, 2005 at 6:09 pm
….i’d hit it.
;)
carrie bradshaw | September 23, 2005 at 6:13 pm
Such a tasteful outfit. She is obviously modest and doesn’t try to grab the spotlight in the slightest. Only ugly slutty looking people do that.
Pat the Bongo | September 23, 2005 at 6:52 pm
I’m surprised that the simple tie-knot in front is holding that huge payload.
poopookatchoo | September 23, 2005 at 6:58 pm
haiku to vida
i love so much, baby
dont care if they’re fake
Carrie | September 23, 2005 at 7:34 pm
she was voted hottest something or other in a guy mag like maxim, but not that magazine…. can’t remember the name, but my boy friend gets it.
Juliette | September 23, 2005 at 7:47 pm
Gawd, couldn’t they find someone better? Was Tara Reid sick that day or something?
Kallisti | September 23, 2005 at 8:42 pm
I have never, ever heard of this person. Ever.
She does have quite a–what’s the word I want?–*bodatious* rack; however, the back problems this chick probably has to suffer through have to suck giant donkey balls.
Hey, I have to make myself feel better about my (now seemingly) microscopic 32Cs *somehow*…:(
Honestee | September 23, 2005 at 9:21 pm
She’s just famous for her body.
She was “supposed” to be working on an album, but after she tried to create her own publicity stunt by saying that somebody on the internet hacked her who knows what and put naked pics of her and kitty cat on the internet, the label dropped her.
Very trifling. I’ve lost the little respect I had for her before.
Sarcastikus | September 23, 2005 at 9:59 pm
If I remember correctly she’s a model from Portugal and many believe she has either the most perfect, or one of the most perfect asses in the world (it IS very nice).
Mugato | September 23, 2005 at 10:18 pm
They’re real. They’ll be waxing the floor in 5 years.
Julies | September 23, 2005 at 10:58 pm
why are you people saying she is ugly? She has a nice face. She has nice skin, nice nose, nice teeth.. there is nothing wrong with her. All you guys that are saying she’s ugly, i’m sure you don’t have model girlfriends! Who are sick in their own right cuz today’s models are so freakin’ skinny! anyways.. she’s fine!
georgiabunny | September 23, 2005 at 11:03 pm
no i mean, she’s really hot, and as a woman I’m comfortable affirming this. What I don’t understand is wearing the wrapper from a pack of cotton rounds around your torso, calling it a shirt, and sitting outside what looks to be a taping of midnight at the apollo….can we say, supreme court case of gang rape turned into headline news gold?
sugarplum | September 23, 2005 at 11:25 pm
No idea who that is, but those rock-hard implanted boobs and that ugly face doesn’t make me want to even find out.