Vida Guerra knows how to dress

September 23rd, 2005 // 94 Comments

  1. maetl

    oh my!

  2. sexymama

    ewww!

  3. Martin92

    Implants

  4. LonelyWolf

    Flashing your puppies like that…Why even bother to put on make-up and do your hair?? :s

  5. CANADIAN Tracy

    butterface

  6. hautecouture18

    ummm. who is she… sorry… dunno her. Nice boobs… kinda skanky… but she looks decent… dunno abt the face… but fuckable

  7. Proteon

    Strange her left tit is wrapped in cloth while her right tit is oddly almost completely photosho- I mean hanging out.

  8. Gophergutz

    Harrison Ford could wear that shirt with no problems.

  9. airedwin

    look at all the black people

  10. gracieo

    Who the fuck is vida Guerra????

  11. Gophergutz

    I think she’s one of those girls that is famous for being famous. I don’t know that she actually “does” anything except sit around in front of a camera covered in baby oil. Which is enough apparently.

  12. robinz

    Her ass is better than those breasts. But, heres the real question? Why Vida? Why subject yourself like that? What happened to having a personality? Oh yeah, she doesn’t have one.

  13. Gophergutz

    Did anybody notice Whitey McIrish in the second picture? Identity crisis?

  14. mac2048

    Holy Boobs!

    Her face is a mess, though. Paper bag should do the trick…

  15. hautecouture18

    yeah saw the other pics… nice ass, big tits… the face… not so nice… gotta hit it from the back… so u dont see her face

  16. PatrickBateman

    She is famous for being one of 5 women in a lingerie article in FHM, and the letters poured into the office requesting more of her due to the size of her ass. She has a freaking HUGE juicy ass. Anyhow, face like a spanked baby, but her ass (and now, her tits) are worth eating poo for.

  17. *le-le79*

    what a slut..

  18. bone_daddio

    at what point do do shirts/dress tips just become bags to be thrown over heads…it sure would make it easier to focus on bare boobies.

  19. *le-le79*

    you know there are such things as butt implants besides breast implants, so she probably is half silicone half human

  20. Gophergutz

    “She is famous for being one of 5 women in a lingerie article in FHM, and the letters poured into the office requesting more of her due to the size of her ass.”

    People that “read” FHM can write?
    See, that’s why stereotyping just doesnt’ work. There’s always some exception to the rule.

  21. Geno

    There’s nothing wrong with her face.
    She’s hot, I don’t like implants, but she’s hot, hot, hot.

  22. Geno

    Go to her website…
    what an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    She is hottttttttttttttttttttttttt

  23. where is she? is that a video game expo er somthing?
    She could have gone with somthing a little less tacky. I mean really, her nipple is practically falling out and god help her if it does in that crowd, those dudes look a lil flesh starved.

  24. Juliette

    When all else fails show your titties.

  25. ImRichBitch!

    nice ass

  26. liebemin

    I’m sorry. Is that…is that a jumpsuit? It is, isn’t it?! It’s a baby blue velor/spandex jumpsuit! I mean really, if you’re going to be a whore, you might as well be a classy one. And Ms. Guerra certainly nailed it, people.

  27. Joe Mamma

    Holy Funbags Batman!!!

    I don’t know who she is, but give her and Oscar. And a bottle of Astro-Glide. I’d like to see where she’d go with it.

  28. Lizardqueen

    Isn’t this supposed to be a celebrity blog? Does this piece of excrement count? What a wretched garment. BTW, what is up with the people who gather ’round to get photos and autographs with people like this at gamer conventions and such? What goes through the mind of Whitey McIrish while he waits for his turn? One false move and her bandage will leave her completely naked in front of all those parolees. Guess it wouldn’t be the first time.

  29. DallasFish

    y’know Vida Guerra means “Life War”

    makes you think, doesn’t it?

  30. ihatechoosingnames

    eurgh whether it’s revealing or not, that is one of the ugliest outfits i have ever seen..

  31. Starshine

    I want to pop that zit on her back

  32. Penis McVagina

    Vida is ugly.

  33. fowler

    I’d pop it with my teeth.

  34. Penis McVagina

    …still, I’d hit it.. I guess :-/

  35. eatme

    i’d turn that ho around grab on to those huge milk bags and do her doggie style – she’s got a butta face but the cans make up for it – no one is lookin at her face anyway – especially in that outfit

  36. Xarah

    Nice zit!

  37. MortyFishbein

    Why is that on every one of these posts that has some skank in it you have the same guys saying ‘I’d hit that?’ Okay, it’s established. You have dubious taste in women and whatever is put in front of you, you’ll screw. Fine. Great. Move on.

    I’ve often wondered how the world gets populated with classless, cheap broads and stupid, single-digit IQ men. It’s dumbasses like the ones above “hitting” Vida Guerra and then allowing them bring forth life . . . Jesus . . .

  38. dollparts

    ….i’d hit it.

    ;)

  39. carrie bradshaw

    Such a tasteful outfit. She is obviously modest and doesn’t try to grab the spotlight in the slightest. Only ugly slutty looking people do that.

  40. Pat the Bongo

    I’m surprised that the simple tie-knot in front is holding that huge payload.

  41. poopookatchoo

    haiku to vida
    i love so much, baby
    dont care if they’re fake

  42. Carrie

    she was voted hottest something or other in a guy mag like maxim, but not that magazine…. can’t remember the name, but my boy friend gets it.

  43. Juliette

    Gawd, couldn’t they find someone better? Was Tara Reid sick that day or something?

  44. Kallisti

    I have never, ever heard of this person. Ever.

    She does have quite a–what’s the word I want?–*bodatious* rack; however, the back problems this chick probably has to suffer through have to suck giant donkey balls.
    Hey, I have to make myself feel better about my (now seemingly) microscopic 32Cs *somehow*…:(

  45. Honestee

    She’s just famous for her body.

    She was “supposed” to be working on an album, but after she tried to create her own publicity stunt by saying that somebody on the internet hacked her who knows what and put naked pics of her and kitty cat on the internet, the label dropped her.

    Very trifling. I’ve lost the little respect I had for her before.

  46. Sarcastikus

    If I remember correctly she’s a model from Portugal and many believe she has either the most perfect, or one of the most perfect asses in the world (it IS very nice).

  47. Mugato

    They’re real. They’ll be waxing the floor in 5 years.

  48. Julies

    why are you people saying she is ugly? She has a nice face. She has nice skin, nice nose, nice teeth.. there is nothing wrong with her. All you guys that are saying she’s ugly, i’m sure you don’t have model girlfriends! Who are sick in their own right cuz today’s models are so freakin’ skinny! anyways.. she’s fine!

  49. georgiabunny

    no i mean, she’s really hot, and as a woman I’m comfortable affirming this. What I don’t understand is wearing the wrapper from a pack of cotton rounds around your torso, calling it a shirt, and sitting outside what looks to be a taping of midnight at the apollo….can we say, supreme court case of gang rape turned into headline news gold?

  50. sugarplum

    No idea who that is, but those rock-hard implanted boobs and that ugly face doesn’t make me want to even find out.

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