- Britney Spears turns 28. Has it really been 10 years since her face was edited into pornos by the geeks in my freshman dorm? I really need to quit blacking out so much. Starting tomorrow. *thump* [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Price was human once. Maybe. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Rachel Bilson’s deleted sex scene. [Just Jared]
- Susan Boyle has the biggest debut album since Snoop Dogg’s “Doggystyle.” Coincidentally, both include a song about rear-entry intercourse. True story. [PopEater]
- Martha Stewart and Sarah Palin bring their feud to a delicious simmer. Carrots to be added later. [Celebslam]
- John Mayer reunited Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? This was sponsored by Twitter wasn’t it? [PopSugar]
- Meredith Baxter Birney is suddenly relevant today. [The Blemish]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are on-board to make Breaking Dawn two movies. [Socialite Life]
- Jessica Alba was almost named after Farrah Fawcett. Then she popped out Mexican. [Wonderwall]
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kingofbeer | December 2, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Now that is an great ass!
wow | December 2, 2009 at 7:53 pm
J.F.C.!!!
Dar | December 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm
NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM
*breath*
NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM
Duchess Of Dork | December 2, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Lovin’ it.
Olpol | December 2, 2009 at 8:12 pm
What is the fascination that black guys have with nasty big fast arses? Maybe they’re gay.
Duchess Of Dork | December 2, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Yes, because people who like butts are all gay. It all makes so much sense, now.
ken ortega | December 2, 2009 at 8:22 pm
#5 you are an idiot.
Vida’s ass is fantastic.
Brandon | December 2, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I’m 100% white and I LOVE that ass.
Rupert | December 2, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I’d have my tongue cut out if I could rub it against her butthole first.
Brandon | December 2, 2009 at 8:32 pm
I’m 100% white and I LOVE that ass.
assman | December 2, 2009 at 8:34 pm
the assman obviously approves
asdfa | December 2, 2009 at 8:37 pm
@5: you probably like little boys. or women that look like little boys. fuckin sicko. round asses are something you cant find on children, thats why real men like them. because they like real women.
M | December 2, 2009 at 8:45 pm
If that ass was just a littttle smaller, it’d be hot. Looks great in lingerie, not so much with clothing.
adaa | December 2, 2009 at 8:46 pm
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Lazarus "Bubba" Tubbs | December 2, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Yo, #3…
What’s with the “NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM” bullshit? That hackneyed, retarded terminology died a horriblly painful death some time ago along with “fap”, “fail”, and “I’d hit that.”
Grow the fuck up and give it up. You sound like an 11-year-old Idiot Savant, without the Savant part.
who dat | December 2, 2009 at 8:51 pm
She has the most fantastic ass in hollywood, or the entertainment industry. However, she has F’d so many low life rappers and hoodrats that no serious actor/ rich guy wants anything to do with her. She screwed her own pussy value up.
whatever | December 2, 2009 at 8:51 pm
stretch marks.
Nike Air Max 90 | December 2, 2009 at 8:55 pm
grazie mille~mi piace questo articolo!
PooPants | December 2, 2009 at 9:00 pm
wow PHOTOSHOP
Sickitten | December 2, 2009 at 9:07 pm
God… I am so sick and tired of ugly horseface girls who are younger thinking they have it over me. I may be older now but I am beautiful & would never tolerate the guy you married, then or NOW!
Fumus | December 2, 2009 at 9:11 pm
comments like that are what keep me reading…damn that’s hilarious.
Ugly Horse-Faced Girl | December 2, 2009 at 9:33 pm
She looks like she had a serious case of impacted-ugly in her pooper.
Fat ass, no talent horseface.
kimk | December 2, 2009 at 9:40 pm
whats with men and sticking there tongue in womens assholes
do you realize how many microbes linger ??
“i wanna rub her turd on my face” and then take a bite of it” <?
kimk | December 2, 2009 at 9:40 pm
whats with men and sticking there tongue in womens assholes
do you realize how many microbes linger ??
“i wanna rub her turd on my face” and then take a bite of it” <?
Zac Efron | December 2, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Butterface.
PHug | December 2, 2009 at 10:26 pm
#5 and guys like him are afraid of fat asses because their tricks are to short to hit that from the back.
fer | December 2, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Vida guerra is the sexiest woman on earth, She has a class and most of all a beautiful face. I hope she keeps doing more photo shoots because she is the sexiest model and woman in the world ever 10 out of 10 ….
7L | December 3, 2009 at 12:32 am
GOD DAMN!!!
I swear im gonna start a forest fire in my pants
That look on her face-that ass!!!!!!!!
Asstastic | December 3, 2009 at 12:49 am
She’s got nothing on my ass.
lettusaurus | December 3, 2009 at 1:01 am
@29: probably got nothing on your stomach either you fat lard
Hit And Watch | December 3, 2009 at 2:09 am
She is very hot.
French Girl | December 3, 2009 at 3:12 am
Fake ass.
It’s obvious.
Soon every woman will have the same ass : Beyoncé, Coco…
But one day, it will falling apart.
greenGo | December 3, 2009 at 5:21 am
Vida Guerra posing nude for Playboy
http://vidsfree.org/video.php?vid=Vida_Guerra_Playboy_video
Tiger Woods | December 3, 2009 at 6:44 am
I hit that.
Fears is right | December 3, 2009 at 6:44 am
Haha 33 comments in and no-one mentions Shitney.
How the mighty have fallen. All these comments on who’s hot and she’s ignored.
Tiger Woods | December 3, 2009 at 6:46 am
I hit that.
Napoleon | December 3, 2009 at 8:35 am
Fish posted these pics to withdraw our attention from the fact that he has TWITTER.
Good job, good job
msnasty | December 3, 2009 at 8:53 am
her body is amazing.
face, not so much.
JohnnyBGood | December 3, 2009 at 8:56 am
What the hell did she do to her face!
Big Greasy Ass | December 3, 2009 at 10:17 am
Big greasy ass! Now go buy a better face trick!
Keithypoo | December 3, 2009 at 10:56 am
When will Vida Guerra XXX-posed come out? SOMEBODY has had to have made a sex tape with her. If not, humanity, you disgust me.
jiz | December 3, 2009 at 11:32 am
Quite nice.
jiz | December 3, 2009 at 11:32 am
Quite nice.
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Cardinal Ximenez | December 3, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Lets break this down…
Take off the heels…
Take off the makeup…
Dress her in a pair of sweatpants
Boom, your average, big ass, Walmart shopper.
jiz | December 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I’m headed to Walmart
tp | December 3, 2009 at 2:58 pm
OMG she is sexy. I envy her body
Nameless | December 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Great body, face is meh.
I notice photographers always grease the hell out of her in photoshoots, Do they do it to cover up something?
In photos, her ass is like a glazed ham all the time.
Ryan the Canadian | December 3, 2009 at 3:38 pm
The pics that came off her allegedly lost cell phone are 10 times hotter than these. These look like shots from a bodybuilding magazine.
RebelMinion | December 3, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Who the hell is Vida Guerra?