Vida Guerra in lingerie and other news

- Britney Spears turns 28. Has it really been 10 years since her face was edited into pornos by the geeks in my freshman dorm? I really need to quit blacking out so much. Starting tomorrow. *thump* [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Price was human once. Maybe. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rachel Bilson’s deleted sex scene. [Just Jared]

- Susan Boyle has the biggest debut album since Snoop Dogg’s “Doggystyle.” Coincidentally, both include a song about rear-entry intercourse. True story. [PopEater]

- Martha Stewart and Sarah Palin bring their feud to a delicious simmer. Carrots to be added later. [Celebslam]

- John Mayer reunited Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? This was sponsored by Twitter wasn’t it? [PopSugar]

- Meredith Baxter Birney is suddenly relevant today. [The Blemish]

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are on-board to make Breaking Dawn two movies. [Socialite Life]

- Jessica Alba was almost named after Farrah Fawcett. Then she popped out Mexican. [Wonderwall]

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