Vida Guerra in a bikini will distract you while I vote

November 4th, 2008 // 166 Comments

Former FHM model Vida Guerra hit the beach yesterday and, yeah, you got me; I’m posting these so I can head off to the voting booth. But don’t worry, I’ll be back shortly. In the meantime, I expect a deep, intellectual discussion on the aesthetic properties of Ms. Guerra’s large Cuban posterior. (Show your work.) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an apparently secret Muslim to elect.* To the polls!

*Best endorsement EVER!

EDIT: Bumped Vida up to the top for obvious reasons. – Namely I’m voting twice! MUHAHAHA! I kid, folks, she’s in a bikini. ‘Nuff said.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. alisa

    damnn i wonder how flat her chest would be without those bolt-ons. i dont get it. her thighs are fat and her boobs look like half grapefruits under her skin. . yet you guys are saying this beaner is hot and kim is fat. crazy.

  2. Womb Raider

    Without a doubt, I would let her fart in my mouth.

  3. mars

    yeah she is beautiful and sexual , i love her very much , and i have seen some more hot videoes and sexual pics about her on http://www.bigbisexual.com , yeah that’s really great ..

  4. Marissa

    She has a cute face, stop being a bunch of haters! She’s not a supermodel but who is really. Without airbrush we all look bad. Her ass is HOT and she has a real woman’s bod (MINUS the breast implants, lol)

    chill and appreciate, don’t hate.

  5. number 4 you are on crack

    Number 4. There is no way in hell you are as hott as this. Its not possible. She is perfect.

  6. number 4 you are on crack

    Number 4. There is no way in hell you are as hott as this. Its not possible. She is perfect.

  7. number 4 you are on crack

    Number 4. There is no way in hell you are as hott as this. Its not possible. She is perfect.

  8. my comment

    Deep discount implant job, prerequisite slut butterfly tattoo and a flabby ass.

    YAWN….

  9. I found her blogs on “””””’ Millionaire Romances.c om_____, a totally free social networking club for celebrities and stars! I just wonder if the blogs were written by herself?

  10. Chico

    I WOULD SUCK A FART OUT OF HER ASS LIKE A BONG HIT!!!

  11. azzman

    @Chico LOL

    but really. i would too dude!

  12. allie

    man you guys must all be super hot to be passing so much judgement. pretty much ALL women have some amount of cellulite unless they have very little body fat aka built like a boy or she-man from working out 24/7.

  13. allie

    man you guys must all be super hot to be passing so much judgement. pretty much ALL women have some amount of cellulite unless they have very little body fat aka built like a boy or she-man from working out 24/7. photoshop is a magical thing and you are guys are seriously off if you don’t think that every hot chick you see in fhm or stuff hasn’t been airbrushed to the high heavens

  14. jubber

    FIRST ???

    Wont you guys ever give me a chance. I have a PhD in Bosomotology which is the study of the, er, bosom. I have recently been offered a prestiguos international fellowship to study the ,er, bosom and its role in determining the centrifugal and centripetal forces found in societal fault lines.

    It is a cause for concern that while only three photos are of Vida’s posterior the vast majority of comments have been prompted by these pictures and not the other nine which display the lady’s delightful bosom. I welcome comments regarding her bosom, dear friends, in the hope that they may reveal societal fault lines in a disfunctional world order.

  15. girly

    @10 what?! omg my ass cheeks touch! and im pretty thin. im gonna obsess about this all day :’(

    but this girl is not pretty.

  16. girly

    @112 your comment is disgusting. i can’t believe people who think like you still exist. how sad.

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