Vida Guerra in a bikini will distract you while I vote

November 4th, 2008 // 166 Comments

Former FHM model Vida Guerra hit the beach yesterday and, yeah, you got me; I’m posting these so I can head off to the voting booth. But don’t worry, I’ll be back shortly. In the meantime, I expect a deep, intellectual discussion on the aesthetic properties of Ms. Guerra’s large Cuban posterior. (Show your work.) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an apparently secret Muslim to elect.* To the polls!

*Best endorsement EVER!

EDIT: Bumped Vida up to the top for obvious reasons. – Namely I’m voting twice! MUHAHAHA! I kid, folks, she’s in a bikini. ‘Nuff said.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Ford

    #81

    You do not understand the candidates policies. Obama wants to give 95 percent of Americans a tax break of $1,000. McCain wants to give the richest 5 percent of Americans a tax break while keeping the tax rate the same for 95 percent of Americans.

  2. lol!

    #54

    You must be a Bush relative lol!

    BUSH WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST PRES IN THE USA!

  3. Patty

    Starting tomorrow we’ll at least get rid of the absurd exaggerations. Bill Kristol said, quite calmly, that Obama will likely win and he’ll be a conventional liberal Democratic president, and that anybody hoping for something more progressive and tinged with socialism will be disappointed. Any president stepping into the complete mess left by George Bush will be criticized at a microscopic level, because it’s a time when actions will have important impacts for everybody in the country. No more hysterical raving about destroying the country or converting it to socialism (because he’s a “commie”) or “handing the country over to terrorists.” Just specific criticisms of every move, like choices about what banks get bailout money and whether it’s being used for executive bonuses. And whether it’s even possible to add a new spending program, and whether it’s time to reform health care or if we need to get out of the recession first, and on and on. Nothing being said today will carry over into tomorrow. It’s the last day of over-the-top lying and predictions of catastrophe. With the election over, there will no longer be an immediate need to try to scare as many Americans as possible. What a great system!

  4. Melissa the white girl

    #31 _ Ummmm I am White and voted for OBAMA so kiss my white ass. White ppl like YOU make all of us look like racist rednecks!! FU!

  5. Ass Man

    God-DAYUM! I would hit that seven days a week and twice on Sunday.

    Hey all you political posters- don’t you see that sweet fucking ass at the top of the screen here? Quit typing and start staring.

  6. Markus

    If I were packin less than 8 I would probably a little intimidated and would probably also be saying stupid crap like “her ass is too big or she is fat’ also. Perhaps an anorexic Kate Moss would suite you more?

  7. Bill Clinton

    Pretty good looking for a pig!

  8. Sport

    Wow. quality talent!

    Keep your fucking racist/political/enviro-eco opinions to yourself the rest of us come here to make fun of people richer than us. Fuck off.

  9. soup

    Republi-trons might actually have to suffer through some relative peace and prosperity in the next 4 to 8 years. Republi-trons need to do some soul searching and separate themselves from the ignorant hate-speech which has become synonymous with the party.

    This is one swing-state vote for Obama!

  10. Peggy Joseph

    I won’t have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won’t have to worry about paying my mortgage. You know. If I help him, he’s gonna help me.

    Obama is just dreamy. I can’t wait for my check.

  11. I won’t have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won’t have to worry about paying my mortgage. You know. If I help him, he’s gonna help me.

    Obama is just dreamy. I can’t wait for my check.

  12. Obamonkey

    Obamonkeys in the White House. Why did we ever free the slaves? If slavery ever comes back, I got dibs on Obama, that mutherfucker is gonna clean my toilet…..

  13. Binky

    Remember America.
    Vote early, and with those gr8 Diebold machines, vote often !!

  14. Oh, and this girl need to eat some red beans and rice.

    She be a dangerously skinny ho. Just sayin.

  15. jojo

    that’s chunky and out of shape!

  16. Stanky

    Why is it that the liberals attacking the conservatives here all bash #10 for being gay when their party is supposed to be the pro gay one?

  17. Shit, I thought it was Kim K this whole time, was wondering why you guys were saying Vida this, Vida that…. maybe I should READ the posts more..

  18. Jer

    #10

    If helping Americans improve their lives with a tax break for 95 percent of Americans then Obama is for socialism. If giving tax breaks for the rich elite 5 percent of Americans then McCain is for Corporate Welfare.

  19. Shit

    She’s WAAAAAAAAY better looking than Kardaskank. I usually don’t like big asses but I’d definitely tap that.

  20. Gundy

    Anyone dissin that magnificent booty needs to get something checked. Obviously you would rather see Mario Lopez pics at the beach

  21. dsaba

    This dumb brown bitch is just another stupid mud with artificially inflated tits and an ass that’s too fat. There are innumberable women (even brown ones) who are hotter than her and much nicer to look at. She’s got Kardaskank beaten, but not by much.

  22. mink

    ugh that cellulite is disgusting. Jessica Biel’s ass yes, this fat thing is a trainwreck

  23. supersex

    damn she hot

    i bet if she was on her back with her legs spread out, there’s not one fucker out there who wouldn’t hop on

  24. dscl

    @Virgodoll – Where are the pics then sunshine?

  25. skrpune

    @ Kevin Marshall: either your hands are really big, or you like women with no asses…

    And seriously folks, it’s not like her ass is THAT big. It’s just big in comparison to v-shaped (i.e. MANLY) women that have flat tiny little asses. Have you SEEN what those women look like as they get older? Their booties get flatter & square, and they end up gaining weight on the top half of their bodies only (and not just in the “good” places either).

  26. veggi

    I’ll stay completely on topic: her big buttcheeks are the tidal waves of support for Obama, while her deeply buried hairy butthole is McCain/Palin, desperate to get a little daylight and fresh air today. But it won’t happen. FLUSH!

  27. Sid

    “Have you SEEN what those women look like as they get older? Their booties get flatter & square, and they end up gaining weight on the top half of their bodies only (and not just in the “good” places either).”

    Argh!!! Too true, way too vivid a picture. I was at the mall this weekend to see a movie and accidentally walked by an Ann Taylor store. I had almost suppressed the memories…

  28. LiberalScum

    #81

    You do not understand the candidates policies. Obama wants to give 95 percent of Americans a tax break of $1,000. McCain wants to give the richest 5 percent of Americans a tax break while keeping the tax rate the same for 95 percent of Americans.

    LOL !!!!

    45% of Americans don’t even pay income tax. So how can 95% get a tax break? Answer: they can’t.

    He’s going to give welfare checks to people that don’t pay taxes, and raise taxes on everyone making over $42,000 a year.

    God you liberals are stoooopid…..

    doesn’t matter, this monkey isn’t gonna win anyway…

  29. fact

    “He’s going to give welfare checks to people that don’t pay taxes, and raise taxes on everyone making over $42,000 a year.”

    Nope. From FactCheck.org, a nonpartisan organization (for the record, its president endorsed John McCain):

    “McCain has been twisting tax facts about Obama as far back as June 10, when he gave a speech to a small-business gathering saying: “Under Senator Obama’s tax plan, Americans of every background would see their taxes rise.” There may be persons of “every background” among the affluent, but McCain’s phrasing was misleading. These ads continue his long-running pattern of deception on taxes.

    Update, Aug. 12: McCain misrepresented Obama’s tax plan again with a Web ad released Aug. 11. Mocking Obama’s popularity, a narrator says, “Now, you too can join ‘The One’s’ fan club. …The perks are amazing. Like a tax increase for everyone earning more than $42,000 a year.” As noted, Obama proposes no such thing. Even the budget bill he once voted for called for an increase only on single taxpayers at that income level, not “everyone.”

    The $42,000 number comes from a June 5, 2008, vote on a resolution (Senate Concurrent Resolution 70) meant to outline the Senate’s budget priorities through 2013, but the measure had no practical effect. Obama and Biden voted “yes” on the resolution. McCain did not vote.

    It has never been part of Obama’s tax plan as a presidential candidate.

  30. aja

    I just voted all over myself.

  31. I'm Barack Obama and I approve...

    I’d slap dat ass…
    And, when I am leader of the free world, I will hit her with a shovel and send her to Guantanamo Bay.
    Heh…bet you dummies thought I was going to close it down. Suckas!!

  32. Yomama

    The ass is getting too saggy. She needs to firm that thing up by doing some squats on my dick

  33. Amy Winehouse

    Pray for mimi.

  34. archy

    hahahaha

    her tits sit exactly the same way whether her arms are up or down

    that ass is absolutely amazing however

  35. Blooby

    Allow me to cast my vote for Vida- the finest ass around. I would eat the corn out of her shit.

  36. Tits ain't bad at all

    Fake tits look much better on girls that carry a little extra weight. This chick is HAWT.

  37. yleine

    To my surprise, someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos and videos on the fitness & celebrity dating club^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^.

  38. dead

    fuck this election

  39. veggi

    @126- I can’t believe my troll and I are voting the same way.. Kill me.

  40. Mr. IHT

    I’d Hit That.

    @131

    That statement is closer to the truth, than anyone will ever admit.

  41. stevostevo

    she has such a fat ass. i would hit that!

  42. AWESOME ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!! YUM YUM YUM

    XOXO !!

  43. SexyNdaCity

    HOW IS ONE ASS CHEEK BIGGER THAN THE OTHER??

  44. Sarah Palin

    G0ds will must be done. Pray for that. Pray for our servicemen being sent to fight wars, they are being sent to do g0ds will. Pray for them as they do g0ds work.

    And most of all, pray that I am elected Vice President!

  45. Lloyd Willingham III

    Congratulations to the first bastard president with a whore mother. It proves that even a low-life affirmative action case with jugears can become the leader of the free world.

  46. We have here a kim kardashian-ASS, folks?
    ………I PREFER THAT!!

  47. Cat

    What’s the fuss about? It doesn’t look like she spends even a minut a day working out.

  48. joho777

    What a fake rack!

    And her butt is flabby.

    Superficial, all your taste is in your mouth.

    Does the Superficial Advertising Dept. tell you that you HAVE to run these skanky photos?

  49. FACE

    I would love to sandwich my head between that ass and Kim Kardashian’s ass while they both farted. Then I would eat both their assholes before plunging my throbbing dick balls deep into both.

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