Vida Guerra in a bikini will distract you while I vote
Former FHM model Vida Guerra hit the beach yesterday and, yeah, you got me; I’m posting these so I can head off to the voting booth. But don’t worry, I’ll be back shortly. In the meantime, I expect a deep, intellectual discussion on the aesthetic properties of Ms. Guerra’s large Cuban posterior. (Show your work.) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an apparently secret Muslim to elect.* To the polls!
*Best endorsement EVER!
EDIT: Bumped Vida up to the top for obvious reasons. – Namely I’m voting twice! MUHAHAHA! I kid, folks, she’s in a bikini. ‘Nuff said.