Vida Guerra in a bikini will distract you while I vote

November 4th, 2008 // 166 Comments

Former FHM model Vida Guerra hit the beach yesterday and, yeah, you got me; I’m posting these so I can head off to the voting booth. But don’t worry, I’ll be back shortly. In the meantime, I expect a deep, intellectual discussion on the aesthetic properties of Ms. Guerra’s large Cuban posterior. (Show your work.) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an apparently secret Muslim to elect.* To the polls!

*Best endorsement EVER!

EDIT: Bumped Vida up to the top for obvious reasons. – Namely I’m voting twice! MUHAHAHA! I kid, folks, she’s in a bikini. ‘Nuff said.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Kount

    Butt!!!

  2. Secjl

    That’ll do.

  3. Virgodoll

    I am waaay better looking than her, AND I’m nothing extraordinary, so I dont know wat all the fuss is about

  4. Sheik Yerbooty

    Less than average face, flabby ass, fake boobs. Without the professional make up and air brushing, she’d be just another girl in West L.A..

  5. Re

    YES!!! I AM 100% BEHIND THAT BEHIND… SCREW MCCAIN AND OBAMA, VOTE VIDA’S ASS!!!!

  6. jt

    not sure who this is, BUT I like her ass

  7. SR

    Yay! You’re voting for Barack!! That makes me happy!! YES WE CAN!

  8. jt

    not sure who this is, BUT I like her ass

  9. Deuce Bigalow

    VirgoDoll…. Understand something…

    1. She is in a bikini
    2. She is attractive
    3. Men are going to look
    4. I am sure that we would ogle you as well

  10. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    Umm, from all that I have heard, for an ass to be spectacular, the cheeks shouldn’t be touching. It looks like she is smuggling in a boat load of Cubans in there.

    *obama isn’t a muslim, he is a socialist which is WAY worse. Not all muslims are bad. But every socialist is bad. How did socialism help Russia or Ms. Guerra’s Cuba?

  11. ali

    ladies take note-see how there’s little to no cellulite? yep. class dismissed.

  12. hahaha

    HER A$$ ISNT BAD…THEY PHOTOSHOP HER SOO MUCH. HER FACE IS HIDEOUS.

  13. Virgodoll

    @9, Oh I get enough of the ogling, but I don’t have 1/10th her money, and apart from my neighbourhood, noone else knows me :-(

  14. do u people think?

    #11, i hope you’re joking.
    Look at some of her “regular” pics that are not posted in magazines. She has soo much cellulite, it’s not funny.

  15. yougottabeshittinme

    #4 is righ on the money. That ass is FAT and when she is 40 she’ll barely be able to fit into an airplane seat.

  16. Sam

    #10 – I don’t expect you to stop after the landslide is completed today. But you do sound like a shrill old lady at this point.

  17. NotBlonde

    #10, wait what? For an ass to be good, the ass cheeks should NOT touch? At all? Do you know what an ass looks like?

  18. do u people think?

    here’s the link to her cellulite shoing booty: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=610

  19. Bethany

    It doesn’t matter if the ass is not perfect. If a girl straps on a thong like this and puts it all out there for guys to appreciate, she’ll have all the attention she wants. Men are very simple creatures. Well, straight men are, as you can tell by the “I’m jerkin it right now” comments that they’re so eager to post to enrich our lives here. Gays grow up with all sorts of conflicts and hangups and neuroses, so they’re the ones writing the detailed criticisms (all because, once again, they’re the only guy who didn’t get an erection from looking at the nude girl).

  20. Fidel Castro

    As President and Supreme Leader of the Socialist government of Cuba. I demand the immediate return of Vida Guerra to our country for the viewing benefit of the Cuban people!

    Plus….I wanna hit that sooooooo bad!

  21. YEAH!

    I vote for T&A. The two things that make America great!

    #10 – when you look in the mirror and see your cheeks touching, do you not see that boat load of shit in your mouth?

  22. I like the ass cheeks, but she doesn’t look as high quality as her photo shoots with air brushing!

  23. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    #21, when I look in the mirror all I see is your wifes lips around my cock.

    It will be good to see Barry Huessein in the white house. then after four years of worse economic times and seeing his administration flop around like a fish out of water because he has less experiance than Palin, I can say I told you so. And trust me, I will.

  24. ChuckleHead

    Butter Face.

  25. Erik

    #10 – it’s true in the (your) gay community, a highly desirable trait is an ass that is always spread wide open. However, here we’re talking about a girl. Unless the Village People had a song about girls in thongs, you’ll be kinda lost on this topic.

  26. nancy

    i knew the superficial writer was gonna vote obama! yay for the “best endorsement EVER!”

  27. sparkles

    @ 10 “*obama isn’t a muslim, he is a socialist which is WAY worse. Not all muslims are bad. But every socialist is bad. How did socialism help Russia or Ms. Guerra’s Cuba?”

    theres nothing BAD about being a muslim. there are psychos in every religion and culture, and while you were probably trying to make a crack at the socialist aspect, there are better ways to word it.

  28. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    Erik, how is your ass doing after the pounding it took last night? By the time I got to it, the 3 guys ahead of me made your ass kind of loose and flappy.

  29. sparkles

    and as a side note.. yay for the obama vote superficial!! i hope your endorsemnt helps the undecided vote in baraks favor =)

  30. like swatting a retarded fly

    “then after four years of worse economic times and seeing his administration flop around like a fish out of water”

    yes, yes…how can Obama ever hope to approach the level of success of your boy, George W. Bush? All presidents are measured initially by the performance of their immediate predecessor. Obama has nothing to worry about.

  31. White Power

    no White people are gonna vote for the spook. They may tell the pollsters they are out of politcal correctness, but when they get behind the curtain, believe me, they are voting for McCain.

    The only way the spook get’s in will be through voter fraud.

  32. Erik

    Ted, you seem quite at home with the talk about guy’s asses.

    No offense, but that’s just not my kinda party.

  33. Clart Meant

    I think putting a picture of Vida Guerra then saying vote for a Secret Muslim is probably the best endorsement ever, Sad Grandpa tried it when he pulled Palin on as his VP but she never looked as good in a thong thanks Superficial writer!
    GOBAMA.
    ps thirty FIRST!

  34. Parker

    Speaking of loose, flappy asses, I don’t care what Vida’s ass does as long as it’s gripping my cock tightly while I buttfuck her. Hers is the kind of ass made for long, hard assfucking scenes.

  35. Minerva

    Can you guys STFU about the political comments? I love to see how “patriotic” #23 is… “Hey, someone other than my candidate might win, so I wish the country goes to shit and I can say I told you so” Grow the fuck up…
    And the same goes to Democrats, so don’t think I’m saying this because I must be a liberal tree hugging hippie.

  36. Cartman

    Vida’s ass gave me a boner.

    Oh, I and voted for Palin/McCain. :^)

  37. Tila's Penis

    Isn’t this girl a few pounds shy of Kim Kardashian? Minus the butt pads?

    #30, Conservatives know that George W. was a failure as Pres. He did more to help illegal immagration than he did to solve it. Then the bailout which is not going to help (even though that fiasco can be tied to the Dem’s). Not to mention he did not listen to the military leaders about Iraq.

    McCain is a liberal in sheeps clothing. Obama is just scary with his steal from the rich and give to the poor mentality. For the first time in history, the media elected our President.

  38. Andrea

    “They may tell the pollsters they are out of politcal correctness, but when they get behind the curtain, believe me, they are voting for McCain.”

    Ah yes, the so-called “Bradley Effect.” An election in California with a black guy ahead in the polls who ended up losing. Hey, ya know what? On that ballot there was an initiative to outlaw personal ownership of guns. Conservatives came out in droves to make sure it didn’t pass, and in the process voted for the Republican (who, of course, wasn’t the black guy, because there are no non-white Republicans). So the black guy lost. See the connection to today’s national presidential election? Me neither.

  39. Holly

    TK’s tumor- It’s impossible within the realm of known science and industry for Obama to fuck things up more than Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld. Obama would literally have to be videotaped by Kim Jong-il while fucking irradiated chickens as all Americans roamed homelessly covered in measles and eating their own vomit for survival. I mean, the Republicans have set the bar so fucking low for healthcare, jobs, spending, war fuck-ups, and federal bureaucracy that it’s impossible to limbo under it even if you’re a double-jointed Cirque de Soliel freak. Put your hands in the air and step AWAY from the red Kool-Aid.

    NotBlonde-HA!- Apparently the only ass he’s seen is a flayed-open mandrill mound in estrus. I mean, his mom’s.

    Erik and Dork: BA HA HA!!!

  40. havoc

    I’m with #34. Oil that ass up and watch me destroy it.

    .

  41. tina

    Yay for voting fish! And 10, you think a spectacular ass always has the butt cheaks spread open? Riiight. And by the way, anyone that thinks obama is a socialist is completely uneducated on the candidates and just looking for an excuse to justify a vote for the idiot duo mccain/palin. I’m just sayin

  42. Parker

    This election is not about who wins the White House. It’s about who thinks Vida is the kind of girl who keeps her ass contantly lubed up for anal sex. I vote yes. From these pictures it looks like she slathers some waterproof lube on her hands and heads off the the ladies room so she can grease her cheeks in private. That’s a girl who thinks ahead. I’m so proud of her.

  43. tina

    Yay for voting fish! And 10, you think a spectacular ass always has the butt cheaks spread open? Riiight. And by the way, anyone that thinks obama is a socialist is completely uneducated on the candidates and just looking for an excuse to justify a vote for the idiot duo mccain/palin. I’m just sayin

  44. Go Obama

    I think it’s kinda shitty that all men want to fuck the ass

  45. floRida

    Vida’s beautiful back side woke up my cock

  46. The White Urkle

    I heard that since the polls are so busy that the repub’s are voting today and the democrats are voting tomorrow? Can anyone verify that? I don’t think I can get off work in time to vote tomorrow.

    This girls butt does look kind of big. Nice shape though.

  47. SATAN

    “she got a BA-DUNK-A-DUNK,

  48. SATAN

    “she got a BA-DUNK-A-DUNK, shit you can see dat thang from the front”

  49. Andy

    “TheMedia” (apparently there’s only one thing) elected our president. Really? Because everybody saw that Obama ran a highly organized, disciplined, low-error campaign, complete with deep investment at the grass-roots level (including the get-out-the-vote effort today, which will swamp McCain’s). By comparison, McCain did a message-of-the-day, all-over-the-map campaign with his VP contradicting him half the time, loose cannons shooting off their mouths (Phil Gramm saying there’s no recession happening and America is a nation of whiners), and the candidate himself barely disguising how much he hates talking about detailed economic policy (vs. “fight fight fight FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!”). Plus, Obama’s base of supporters have been enthusiastic about him the whole way, while McCain has never had many true believers (Palin does, but hers don’t trust McCain).

    Great campaign vs. bad Bob-Dole-type campaign. Enthusiastic supporters vs. “I wish we had somebody different” supporters. A candidate able to speak knowledgeably about the current economic/financial crisis vs. one who can’t wait to change the topic. One person who emphasizes working together vs. one who’s only lively when he says “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” to a country absolutely sick of partisan fighting, not to mention endless resource-draining war.

    Yeah, it was themedia. Sure.

  50. Tila's Penis

    Ted never said her butt cheeks needed to be spread open, just not touch. I just spent some quality time with a Victoria’s Secret catalog and, their cheeks do not touch. I know we can all come together as a Nation and agree that VS models have the finest ass’.

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