A bunch of Victoria’s Secret models including Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima landed in L.A. today. What a gathering of beautiful, uh, minds and personalities. Yes, I can imagine these ladies spent their flight discussing literature, politics and, actually, I’m not even going to bother keeping up this facade. Let’s be real. What I can seriously imagine is dropping my pants, handing the pilot a fifty and telling him to hit enough turbulence that I bounce around the fuselage like a rubber ball with a boner. You know, for a few minutes, hours or until the plane runs of out fuel and we crash land on a deserted island – hopefully. I mean, I kind of gave him a fifty. I think I deserve my money’s worth.
Photos: Getty Images, Splash News
a bunch of whores on parade…*yawn*…big F-ing deal…
is it just me or are none of them really even pretty?
my friends are more attractive!
These girls are way too skinny for swimsuit models. But I would fuck all of them still just because . I could then brag. I splooged on Heidi Klums forehead…on the computer..sorry
“These girls are way too skinny for swimsuit models.”
I agree. They do not look sexy or feminine enough.
I love her! I saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on millionairematch.com/photo/bloger, a dating site for celebrities and wealthy singles to mingle. Believe it or not. The profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie Sheen has found some young girls there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy.
so pretty…especially heidi klum!
sall about Allesandra!
Does Alessandra Ambrosio have scoliosis or is she trying to be sexy by constantly dropping her hips forward and sticking her butt in the air? Honestly, that position just looks uncomfortable. Try it some time. Come to think of it, almost all the Victoria’s Secret models do that in shows. Wtf?
Do guys think it looks sexy?
Re:#47
Well since I recently met them all on millionairematch.com – I now have the confidence to continue the quiz.
Ms Lima – There’s a bit of red goin’ on but I say Light brown.
Alissanndro? – your name is too tuff to spell. Deal with it hun. Maybe that’s why you can’t score the right type of dates. (But I doubt it) Bit of blonde goin’ on -but I say dark brown
Woman with the boots : Don’t know who you are. Call me.
Woman Ms. Miller is trying to hump : I’m pretty sure that’s Meg from Family Guy with contacts. Not sure though. But seriously. I don’t do cartoons.
Too many variables.
They all look amazing except that one in pic #9. She’s got a butta face on a models body. Marissa Miller is the hottest one.
She is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.
I thought something was going on here…. .but I guess I’ve been wrong and am just crazy.
Typical.
Heidi Klum looks AMAZING for her age, especially after having kids!
wow, a bunch of underfed, overrated skeletal princesses.
not impressed.
*yawn* boring boring boring. adrianna lima is killer. the rest…. blahhhdyyy blah blah blah
Cindy from MillionaireMatch.com is Ukrainian. And ultra annoying in any language.
Re: # 59
Well since I recently met all the VS ladies on ‘nudistonly.com’- I really DO have the confidence to continue the quiz !!
Just kidding ! That would be cheating you people.
Because let’s face it – the drapes don’t ALWAYS match the carpet…
And Spam isn’t that tasty…
Marissa Miller looks the best because she actually has curves…unlike the other…BOYS. And the brunette w/ the parrot nose? Good God she looks like Maria Schriver or something, ick (a.k.a…not a good thing)!
…uhm #43, you should really seek help. I’m betting you’ve got “secrets” buried in your backyard. Therapy! Medication!
As for Heidi…it’s sad. She really looks old/fat compared to the rest of them.
how short is marissa miller? she has HUGE boots on and is still shorter than the other girls. look at her next the heidi…she’s not even heidi’s height with those boots on, and heidi isn’t close to 5’9″…….marissa must be around 5’5.5″ or 5’6″ at most…i am a bit surprised….she always seemed really tall.
Some of my friends told me many celebrities left some of their nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistconnect.com. such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are
intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistconnect.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.
Some of my friends told me many celes s left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistconnect.com. Rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistconnect.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.
the one with the weird butt poses is not alessandra. that’s izabel goulart. love adriana lima!
should this be seen?
Cute. Besuties are hanging out here.
When I was reading this article something just really annoyed me and a question just came up. What ‘normal’ everyday women discusses literature and politics? That was just such a stupid sterotypical thing to say. Shit I’m not a supermodel, so that must mean I’m a normal intellectual woman.. so shit I must talk about literature and politics not at all like a supermodel.
I’m friends with some models, not ones to rival any of the above all though they are all beautiful in there way have not had the type of stardoom or maybe never will have the stardoom that the victoria sectrets models above. But they get shit for being it none the less and okay I’ve probably said some things paralle to what you have said jokingly yet their not at all stupid, ignorant or ditzy women.
I just find it annoying that some people think that models are just stupid airheads and think that they are far more superior in intellect then them. It’s like do you know these people? Do you know anyone in that industry. But of course there would be some models that are not all bright but to just assume that every woman that works in that industry is a ditz is just so ignorant.
And that’s all I wished to say. End of weird rant.
what is with the retard trash talkers on this post? you guys don’t even know the models. it’s just their jobs to do whatever they do, i’d rather to be paid a lot of money than to let a stand-out body sink and be stared
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oh damn. I’d take the two on the left, they’re the best in my opinion. And Heidi Klum’s getting a little too old for this, but she still has a hot body. I’ve got a big boner thinking about the one on the left.
Yesterday, I saw they joined a niche interracial dating site interracialromancing.com. Seems they are dating someone there.
I just wanna say #43 is a FUCKIN SAIKO!!! Shit man your freaking me out! What the FUCK!?
I just wanna say #43 is a FUCKIN SAIKO!!! Shit man your freaking me out! What the FUCK!?
I just wanna say #43 is a FUCKIN SAIKO!!! Shit man your freaking me out! What the FUCK!?
wow okay to everyone whos hating PLEASE GET A LIFE! Your sitting around being jealous of them and writing crap while their out having a life.
You dont know these girls. You don’t know if their stupid or not or if they “starve themselves” or not.
But i gotta go….live my life!