A bunch of Victoria’s Secret models including Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima landed in L.A. today. What a gathering of beautiful, uh, minds and personalities. Yes, I can imagine these ladies spent their flight discussing literature, politics and, actually, I’m not even going to bother keeping up this facade. Let’s be real. What I can seriously imagine is dropping my pants, handing the pilot a fifty and telling him to hit enough turbulence that I bounce around the fuselage like a rubber ball with a boner. You know, for a few minutes, hours or until the plane runs of out fuel and we crash land on a deserted island – hopefully. I mean, I kind of gave him a fifty. I think I deserve my money’s worth.
Photos: Getty Images, Splash News
TS | November 13, 2007 at 1:48 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auntie Kryst | November 13, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Pretty stewardesses, I mean Flight Attendants.
veggi | November 13, 2007 at 2:17 pm
oooo- TS!!! P1t100g guy is gonna be PISSED!!!!
Kill a Jap Save a Dolphin! | November 13, 2007 at 2:18 pm
what did they fu cking dump Miranda Kerr already? BASTARDS!
rose | November 13, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Who are these bimbos, and why would anyone want to meet their plane at the airport. PR stunt, big time.
gotmilk? | November 13, 2007 at 2:19 pm
why is that one chick standing with her back to everyone? is she retarded or just that much in love with her ass?
rose | November 13, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I hate you TS. I wanted to be number one, the numero ono, the big cheese, the head hancho. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you……
TS | November 13, 2007 at 2:23 pm
First here, last in life.
Soy | November 13, 2007 at 2:26 pm
at least VS models are feminine
breast implants notwithstanding,
Super Models have manly traits no hips broad rib cage…yep fashion is dominated by gay males
Screaming Meat Nugget | November 13, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I’d take Adriana Lima (far left) over any of them…but truth be told, i’d stick it to them all.
Jumpin_J | November 13, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I believe this was a part of a sweepstakes where the winner got to fly with them on Virgin America (yes, that’s not a typo) from NYC to LAX. Sadly, I did not win so I will never,ever, fly that airline. However, all these ladies have their marching orders to come to my place for the wildest orgy ever scene on my command. Women, await my phone call!
stickafingerdownyuryap | November 13, 2007 at 2:29 pm
fat pigs…gross…lose some weight!
FRIST!!! | November 13, 2007 at 2:32 pm
TS, you are so lucky that you actually WERE first, or someone would have given you a ration of shit.
About these models…oh right. Who cares. It’s almost lunchtime. I’m starving.
One thing I can do that these VS models can’t…LUNCH!!!!!
Big | November 13, 2007 at 2:32 pm
My erection just tore a hole in my pants.
Kill a Jap Save a Dolphin! | November 13, 2007 at 2:55 pm
4. Kill a Jap Save a Dolphin! – November 13, 2007 2:18 PM
what did they fu cking dump Miranda Kerr already? BASTARDS!
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MY BAD YOU DIDN’T POST ALL THE PHOTOS AT 1st I SEE MIRANDA NOW!
Chick Crack | November 13, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Let’s see these hotties’ landing strips!
Italian Stallion | November 13, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I was on that plane, and let me just say, they are all part of the “mile high club” now………….
Jimbo | November 13, 2007 at 3:10 pm
What is for lunch FRIST. Pizza???
Crotch Kicker | November 13, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I agree with #16. When I become CEO of Victoria Secret, the models can just fucking forget about being included unless they’ve been in a minimum 6 deeply depraved porno movies involving circus midgets.
rupert | November 13, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggggggggggggggg !!!
veggi | November 13, 2007 at 3:15 pm
17- damn you stallion.
Crotch Kicker | November 13, 2007 at 3:18 pm
#20 are you booing, or did you just have a denim tearing boing?
sicasso | November 13, 2007 at 3:20 pm
klum, retire please.
end transmission.
Ted from LA | November 13, 2007 at 3:24 pm
This looks like one of the all-time worst jobs around. “Now get off the plane, smile like an idiot, caress everyone standing near you. Look like you’re having a good time. Blow fake kisses to the only people with a worse job than you (the people who have to photograph you pretending to have a good time).”
wastedOne | November 13, 2007 at 3:24 pm
At least Alessandra is showing off her hot ass! Cuz they are just wearing too much clothing. Superfish, you need a jacket like that but will read “superboner”
Bigheadmike | November 13, 2007 at 3:29 pm
No more yank my wanky!!! Its sore.
RENEE Z... | November 13, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Some of them look down right ugly. Definetly a bunch of over rated, boring skinny bitches. All I can say is photoshopped…but then I’m not usually impressed even when I see them in the magazine (and no, I’m not jealous; I can admit when a girl is hot).
Jillia | November 13, 2007 at 3:41 pm
#25
That’s not Alessandra. I’m not sure who she is, but she sure does look ALOT like Alessandra.
veggi | November 13, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I fuck pokémon in my dreams!
blpressure | November 13, 2007 at 3:49 pm
I got plenty of paper and laminate sheets but no ink in my printer, shit! Lucky escape for these lovelys.
lunkhead | November 13, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Damn, that’s a lot of women in one small space ….
Cheif Wiggum | November 13, 2007 at 3:50 pm
#27 Your statement isn’t exactly true now is it? Everyone of these women are text book hot. From their wrap around my back to strap on and feel the G’s long legs, to their pound the shit out of me everything else, these ladies are the epitome of red hot girl on girl action poster material.
Binky | November 13, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Let’s face it.
Victoria’s secret is the stuff is overpriced.
Pedro McChang | November 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Yawn. Too much damn clothing. Buried as lame.
fart | November 13, 2007 at 3:56 pm
yep two of them are ugly I’m not going to say which ones, well one is black and the other one has a parrot nose
BunnyButt | November 13, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Wow, how very early ’80s.
combustion8 | November 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm
god damn I love adriana lima… I’d marry her turd.
veggi | November 13, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I would line them all up naked, tell them to bend over, then run back and forth behind them with my tongue out.
George Best | November 13, 2007 at 4:08 pm
They discuss how big their black husbands/boyfriends private parts are. I mean does anyone think Heidi Klums kids will end up being models? Id hate to be a white guy trying to date a European hottie. You likely cant score with them and even if you can, their dating history is a little scary.
D. Richards (Lover.) | November 13, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I step-out from behind a tanker truck with two sub-compact fully automatic Uzis and open hell-fire, severing limbs, exploding hearts, and erasing memory – by means of empyting skulls. I kill all of the VS models except for Alessandra Ambriosio, and Adrian Lima. The latter I make in to a sex/salad tossing servant slave. Ambriosio, I turn in to lover; for life (or until I tire of her useless body). We use the airliner to jet-set across the ocean where I anally assault Alessandra repeatedly, while forcing her to fist Adriana’s vagina. Scream. Adriana! Scream! That’s how I get off. Through blood, and torture.
And internet pornography.. Sad.
Lucus | November 13, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Borrrrrrrrrring! And Heidi Klum you need to quit because you look like you’re babysitting those girls.
charm | November 13, 2007 at 4:14 pm
I was just going to say, Heidi Klum is looking past her prime.
Dick Richards (Surgeon.) | November 13, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Oh, wait! For Heidi Klum I would make a special exception. Normally I don’t want to get close enough to hurt somebody. I prefer to shoot from a distance because I’m a coward. However, for Klum, I would use a gigantic steak-knife to pull her womb, like removing the engine from a car. Heidi would writhe and scream but there’d be nothing she could do. I would act out of indifference. Classy.
And I’d slice her voice-box out as well. No more music, Heidi! ever.
alex | November 13, 2007 at 4:18 pm
its kinda embarrassing/lame that they make them all dress the same
heidi klum is old enough to be the mom of the other girls… why isnt she home with her real kids?
big teeth | November 13, 2007 at 4:19 pm
You better add eye protection to your boner ball plans, or you’ll lose an eye to one of those stilletto stripper heels they got on. I wonder when this was over if they donated their shoes to the poor strippers fund..
FRIST!!! | November 13, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Hey Dick!!!
You’re a dick.
Binky | November 13, 2007 at 4:37 pm
As I nurse this coffee – I thought of a good quiz.
Called “Guess the original hair color”
Let’s take middle pic – bottom row.
- girl on our left – black. ( That was like the middle square in bingo)
- Marrisa Miller. Humm – I’m a bit surprised here. Black ?
- Heidi Klum – Grey
oops gotta go.
But you can all still play at home !!
Slinky | November 13, 2007 at 4:53 pm
#39 WTF are you babbling about?
D. Richards (Ramirez.) | November 13, 2007 at 5:03 pm
#46. Frist. I am Dick! Someone was saying that you enjoy “ATM”. True? God, I hope so! Viva Ass-to mouth.
Duh | November 13, 2007 at 5:23 pm
a bunch of whores on parade…*yawn*…big F-ing deal…