Victoria’s Secret launches coffee table book that will let my dinner guests know exactly where I stand on the issue of breasts: Love ‘em!

August 22nd, 2008 // 86 Comments

Victoria’s Secret is publishing a coffee table book entitled Supermodel Obsession that features Adriana Lima (above), Doutzen Kroes and others. If you’re like me, you’ve often pulled a shoebox full of old Victoria’s Secret catalogs out from underneath your bed and thought “Gee, I wish someone would collect these into a classy, decorative hardcover book.” It’d make a beautiful addition to my coffee table right next to the whiskey bottles, LEGOs and Geekologie Writer’s mom. Ha ha! I can’t get her to leave!

Photos: Victoria’s Secret
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  1. Adriana Lima is very hot.

  2. my comment

    Boring pictures.

  3. duh

    I’m stupid…………..

  4. jealous fat american sow

    they are sick skinny bullmimics who puke up everything they eat

  5. simon

    the third picture of doutzen kroes looks really wierd. i’m pretty sure nobody’s body is shaped like that. photoshop gone wrong.

  6. some brazillian model

    @ hotness, i love how your so stupid you think there is anything to READ in this book. now don’t think too hard on that-you might get toothache :D

  7. saturday

    these pictures are a joke. no woman looks like that. they are so photoshopped, they look like cartoons. i’m glad so many gross guys are going to get off on this. what a joke.

  8. Allison

    They are really skinny and yes they are beautiful. I just wish the book would stop it with the airbrushing.. THESE GIRLS DONT NEED IT.

  9. Ted from LA

    #49,
    My mother taught me that if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all… you fucking cunt.

  10. bobby

    What a hot model!She looks like a member of richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on her way to romances now?

  11. EuroNeckPain

    #59, it is with sayings like these that a country turns into a herd of sheep. Baa.

  12. THE REAL BARELY

    Personally I WILL STILL TAKE the skinny chick who eats her burger and then goes into the toilet where she politely barfs it back up and then follows me in her car back to my place where we have great sex where I am left completely satisfied and then she drives herself home… That TO ME is the symphony of life…

  13. ew no

    @ #48 –

    we don’t even like to look at you disgusting freaks. you are probably too thin. i like the way ‘fatter’ girls (aka girls with tits and asses and muscle) look far better. and you probably smell like puke. you are gross. and wasting your time. get over yourself.

  14. trickydick

    #50 Your mammy’s ugly. And what the F@(K are you doing up at 4:30 in the morning sucking her teet. Tell that bitch to get outta your bed and get back to the doghouse where she belongs. And as for you, daddy’s waiting for you, just don’t forget the vasaline this time and don’t forget to take a bath afterwards, you smell like $h!t FREAK!

  15. trickydick

    #50 Your mammy’s ugly. And what the F@(K are you doing up at 4:30 in the morning sucking her teet. Tell that bitch to get outta your bed and get back to the doghouse where she belongs. And as for you, daddy’s waiting for you, just don’t forget the vasaline this time and don’t forget to take a bath afterwards, you smell like $h!t FREAK!

  16. grrrrrrrrr

    doutzen is hot!!!

  17. Lucy

    These pictures are so photoshopped it’s not even funny.
    …Actually, it is. But come on, these girls are not horses, that much editing is not necessary.

  18. granada

    #48

    “i’m bulimic and have been for years. cause of girls like this. which is why i come to websites like this in the first place.
    i’m 5’5 and 110 lbs and my body’s not far off from theirs, only i have smaller boobs.

    it’s not worth it.
    yeah, guys love lookin at you”

    You do realize that there are other ways of having a nice body besides puking, don’t you? I mean, there’s always the good, old-fashioned eat right & exercise direction…And no, guys don’t like looking at skinny bulimic chicks (at least, not in an admiring way); they like looking at skinny, healthy chicks who have something to offer in the looks department.

  19. granada

    And also…you turned bulimic because of girls who are hotter than you? That’s weak…whenever I see girls hotter than me, I acknowledge the fact, forget it a few minutes later, and then get on with my day.

  20. granada=THANKSTIPS

    oh, its weak? i wasnt aware.

    fucking idiot?

    “whenever I see girls hotter than me, I acknowledge the fact, forget it a few minutes later, and then get on with my day.”

    would you like a fucking standing ovation?

    i’ll give you one for being so dumb you can’t get a joke.

    what a waste of time.

  21. blowup doll lover

    I never have to airbrush my blowup doll

  22. theTenia

    The shot in Stockings is hot, the rest are lame. All women should wear stockings.

  23. “100 Girls I’d Like To Pork.” …It’s a coffee-table book.

    Tell me someboduy gets that reference.

  24. JK

    Can someone please tell me what happened to the original Superficial writer? Sorry, but the new writer isn’t the least bit funny.

  25. Must…not…lick…monitor

    Ngyahhhhh!!!! [slurp]

    Damn it…

  26. Soooo Hungry

    Wow. A book full of emaciated women laying around lifelessly waiting for their daily rice cake……

  27. Drunkman

    This would be a better bathroom/read while you drop a deuce book

  28. This book will make interesting ‘reading’ over a nice cuppa and a biscuit! Adriana Lima is stunningly gorgeous!

    I’ve linked to this article on http://www.moneyfame.com/

  29. Normal-sized

    Men who actually have sex don’t mind women who have a little flesh on them.

  30. Mmmmm meat

    #81

    These women have flesh…. It’s the lack of meat that’s the problem

  31. You = Fat

    These girls are gorgeous, and anyone who says otherwise is probably morbidly obese, and painfully jealous.

    Lima is a role model, girls should aspire to look just like that girl.

  32. Go Victoria Secret, make few more $$ with breast.

  33. your momma

    while we’re on the subject of looks…men, put down the cheeto’s and aspire to look like hugh jackman if you ever want to break your sexual relations with your own hand and actually *gasp* have the chance of charming a woman. that is all.

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