Victoria’s Secret is publishing a coffee table book entitled Supermodel Obsession that features Adriana Lima (above), Doutzen Kroes and others. If you’re like me, you’ve often pulled a shoebox full of old Victoria’s Secret catalogs out from underneath your bed and thought “Gee, I wish someone would collect these into a classy, decorative hardcover book.” It’d make a beautiful addition to my coffee table right next to the whiskey bottles, LEGOs and Geekologie Writer’s mom. Ha ha! I can’t get her to leave!
Photos: Victoria’s Secret
Chaturon "Chubracabra" Wattaporn | August 22, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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Chaturon "Chubracabra" Wattaporn | August 22, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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Justin Anderson | August 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I’m #3!!!!!! Ya….
Marino | August 22, 2008 at 4:24 pm
coffee table book??? wtf
Melissa | August 22, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Better than nothin.
Ted Kennedy's tumor | August 22, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Pic two reminds me of the night my cousin and I did things cousins aren’t supposed to do. I coudn’t get her to try anal though. But still, what a night!
Rock Strongwall | August 22, 2008 at 4:37 pm
1st faggots! Yeah, I’m 1st–what are you going to do about it?
Dar | August 22, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Yeah! This coffeetable book definitely puts the “ass” in “class”! Talk about your conversational pieces–woot!
ph7 | August 22, 2008 at 4:37 pm
That’s some fine white meat.
wisdom | August 22, 2008 at 4:39 pm
a little skinny, but nice.
havoc | August 22, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Well….its not midget scat porn. But it’ll do…….
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mer | August 22, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Adriana Lima always looks like she just murdered a puppy, and would do it again.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 22, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Me likey! I should be nowhere near coffee when looking at this book… as I will have something in my hands already!
Grobpilot | August 22, 2008 at 4:54 pm
#7: If you have any hope of really being first, you should simply write “First!!!” and then quickly post. Otherwise, you just end up looking like a dumbshit. And if you do manage to get here first, brace yourself for the onslaught of well-wishers who pray for your painful demise. Have a good weekend.
rumble grumble gurgle roar | August 22, 2008 at 4:56 pm
hope the pages come with good lamination. don’t want things to get too sticky. i’m guessing this guy saw a preview copy…..
http://www.topix.com/news/weird/2008/08/man-gets-stuck-having-sex-with-park-bench-2
rumble grumble gurgle roar | August 22, 2008 at 4:57 pm
ok. I fracked that up. click on my name to see that link of the guy who got a preview copy of this book….
tgif.
duh | August 22, 2008 at 5:04 pm
This is great… it’s just what the vacant masses need to keep them distracted from from issues of any real importance. Skinny white chicks in underwear, oh boy.
Good one # 12
Dunovan | August 22, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I always like the guy who says something like, “She’s a little chubby” or “A little on the thin side” because BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH! Likely!
rough daddy | August 22, 2008 at 5:09 pm
sperm receptable for the rich and famous…
Fat Chicks Suck | August 22, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Now this is what perfect bodies look like
Ted from LA | August 22, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Fish,
Quit advertising for the Geekologie site or whatever the fuck it is. I don’t care about it and it is about the 4th time you’ve pulled this shit this month. As for the woman in the photos, I’d like to lay naked with her and give her a back rub.
rough daddy | August 22, 2008 at 5:19 pm
receptable what the fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,please read receptacle in line #19 for you viewing pleasure…
FRIST!!! | August 22, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Ted, quit getting all bent out of shape about the geekologie plugs. It’s probably the same damn writer.
jaime | August 22, 2008 at 5:24 pm
picture #2 looks like she’s dumber than paris hilton. and i don’t like those man boxers. but the rest of the pics and their bodies are smokin
blowup doll lover | August 22, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Way too skinny and their boobs are too small. They don’t even come close to my blowup dolls
Poon Tang | August 22, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Nice! They look great. What’s funny is that all the douchebag guys who post on this site feel they’re entitled to a girl with a body like that ahahahahaha that’s why they’re always saying negative shit about non-supermodel chicks and never get any pussy (unless it’s from a 5’6 98 pound anorexic)
jesse | August 22, 2008 at 5:34 pm
God these chicks are so fat.
Ted from LA | August 22, 2008 at 5:41 pm
#23,
I’m over it. Thanks for calming down. I was out on a high ledge and my wife yelled your post out to me and it brought me back in the penthouse. I owe you one.
Ted from LA | August 22, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I meant “calming me” down. Obama’s running mate is going to be Joe Biden.
UK_Matt | August 22, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Number 7 looks so airbrushed that its almost a painting inspired by a real person.
She looks good, but I can’t help thinking that she don’t look like this really.
Real | August 22, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Too fake! There IS such a thing as too much airbrushing. This makes me nostalgic for pics of Lindsay Lohan with stitches and freckles and bruises and all her usual mess.
Cartoonist | August 22, 2008 at 7:19 pm
They look way too much like a drawing to be airbrushed, so Victoria’s Secret is basically selling a comic.
Jordan | August 22, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Look at those knobby knees!
They are all waaaaaaay below my standards.
Until it falls off... | August 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm
You people are demented. I’d hit Adriana Lima until I was nothing but a puddle of goo. I don’t care who or what she killed, up to and including me.
That’s a Black Widow that I would gladly let kill me…
Jimmy Flaine | August 22, 2008 at 8:10 pm
How about a coffee table book… ABOUT coffee table books?!
And if you don’t have a coffee table book, it TURNS into a coffee table book!
Ted from LA | August 22, 2008 at 8:16 pm
#34,
If you do things right, the goo part goes out first, not last.
Bob White | August 22, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Nice artistic photos….though they are so “altered” that the women look like those 50′s cheesecake pictures.
Hotness | August 22, 2008 at 9:00 pm
This book should be required reading for all women. They should use this as an example to model their lives and appearances after those in the book.
bobo | August 22, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I have to say..if i saw anyone actually buying this book my respect for them would fall dramatically
typical superficial douchetard | August 23, 2008 at 12:27 am
these skanks are old, useless and FAT!!!!!!!!! i can pull any pussy imaginable and dispose of it whenever i please!!!!!!!!! i’m typing this from my tropical mansion with nubile 15 year olds at my beck and call as i gaze adoringly at my Adonis-like form and swimming in my piles of money!!!!!!! You know, because I’m the ultimate judge and jury of what’s beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!
typical superficial douchetard | August 23, 2008 at 12:31 am
these skanks are old, useless and FAT!!!!!!!!! i can pull any pussy imaginable and dispose of it whenever i please!!!!!!!!! i’m typing this from my tropical mansion with nubile 15 year olds at my beck and call as i gaze adoringly at my Adonis-like form and swimming in my piles of money!!!!!!! You know, because I’m the ultimate judge and jury of what’s beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!
typical superficial douchetard | August 23, 2008 at 12:32 am
these skanks are old, useless and FAT!!!!!!!!! i can pull any pussy imaginable and dispose of it whenever i please!!!!!!!!! i’m typing this from my tropical mansion with nubile 15 year olds at my beck and call as i gaze adoringly at my Adonis-like form and swimming in my piles of money!!!!!!! You know, because I’m the ultimate judge and jury of what’s beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!
typical superficial douchetard | August 23, 2008 at 12:33 am
oh yeah—FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Biden | August 23, 2008 at 12:36 am
CNN just announced that Obama’s running mate will be Rosie O’Donnell.
gerard Vandenberg | August 23, 2008 at 1:20 am
In america these slim girls are quite scares in normal life, NOT?
………………….COME TO EUROPE!!
(maybe it’s the food?)
kevTHA | August 23, 2008 at 1:37 am
this will become inspiration for bullimics.
myself included.
not that im bulimic…
but i would be if i ate a nice meal and then took a gander at a coffee table book filled with pics like these!
if ya cant beat em-join em
NOBODY | August 23, 2008 at 2:13 am
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desi | August 23, 2008 at 3:12 am
#46
i’m bulimic and have been for years. cause of girls like this. which is why i come to websites like this in the first place.
i’m 5’5 and 110 lbs and my body’s not far off from theirs, only i have smaller boobs.
it’s not worth it.
yeah, guys love lookin at you, but once they stick around long enough to figure out you puke up everything you eat, they suddenly start dating fatter chicks who, although usually not as aesthetically appealing, can go out and eat a hamburgur and not wanna kill themselves.
just in case you were actually serious.
Killa75 | August 23, 2008 at 3:41 am
Ted, if you visit this site and not the Geekologie site, you’re a fucking idiot and should die in a fire. Dumb fuck. It’s gadgets and shit. You probably don’t go to I Watch Stuff either. What a fag.
Boner | August 23, 2008 at 4:31 am
Black women are ugly, don’t complain about skinny white chicks.