Victoria’s Secret launches coffee table book that will let my dinner guests know exactly where I stand on the issue of breasts: Love ‘em!

August 22nd, 2008 // 86 Comments

Victoria’s Secret is publishing a coffee table book entitled Supermodel Obsession that features Adriana Lima (above), Doutzen Kroes and others. If you’re like me, you’ve often pulled a shoebox full of old Victoria’s Secret catalogs out from underneath your bed and thought “Gee, I wish someone would collect these into a classy, decorative hardcover book.” It’d make a beautiful addition to my coffee table right next to the whiskey bottles, LEGOs and Geekologie Writer’s mom. Ha ha! I can’t get her to leave!

Photos: Victoria’s Secret
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  1. Chaturon "Chubracabra" Wattaporn

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  2. Chaturon "Chubracabra" Wattaporn

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  3. Justin Anderson

    I’m #3!!!!!! Ya….

  4. Marino

    coffee table book??? wtf

  5. Melissa

    Better than nothin.

  6. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    Pic two reminds me of the night my cousin and I did things cousins aren’t supposed to do. I coudn’t get her to try anal though. But still, what a night!

  7. Rock Strongwall

    1st faggots! Yeah, I’m 1st–what are you going to do about it?

  8. Dar

    Yeah! This coffeetable book definitely puts the “ass” in “class”! Talk about your conversational pieces–woot!

  9. ph7

    That’s some fine white meat.

  10. wisdom

    a little skinny, but nice.

  11. havoc

    Well….its not midget scat porn. But it’ll do…….

    .

  12. mer

    Adriana Lima always looks like she just murdered a puppy, and would do it again.

  13. Me likey! I should be nowhere near coffee when looking at this book… as I will have something in my hands already!

  14. Grobpilot

    #7: If you have any hope of really being first, you should simply write “First!!!” and then quickly post. Otherwise, you just end up looking like a dumbshit. And if you do manage to get here first, brace yourself for the onslaught of well-wishers who pray for your painful demise. Have a good weekend.

  15. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    hope the pages come with good lamination. don’t want things to get too sticky. i’m guessing this guy saw a preview copy…..

    http://www.topix.com/news/weird/2008/08/man-gets-stuck-having-sex-with-park-bench-2

  16. ok. I fracked that up. click on my name to see that link of the guy who got a preview copy of this book….

    tgif.

  17. duh

    This is great… it’s just what the vacant masses need to keep them distracted from from issues of any real importance. Skinny white chicks in underwear, oh boy.

    Good one # 12

  18. I always like the guy who says something like, “She’s a little chubby” or “A little on the thin side” because BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH! Likely!

  19. rough daddy

    sperm receptable for the rich and famous…

  20. Fat Chicks Suck

    Now this is what perfect bodies look like

  21. Ted from LA

    Fish,
    Quit advertising for the Geekologie site or whatever the fuck it is. I don’t care about it and it is about the 4th time you’ve pulled this shit this month. As for the woman in the photos, I’d like to lay naked with her and give her a back rub.

  22. rough daddy

    receptable what the fuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,please read receptacle in line #19 for you viewing pleasure…

  23. Ted, quit getting all bent out of shape about the geekologie plugs. It’s probably the same damn writer.

  24. jaime

    picture #2 looks like she’s dumber than paris hilton. and i don’t like those man boxers. but the rest of the pics and their bodies are smokin

  25. blowup doll lover

    Way too skinny and their boobs are too small. They don’t even come close to my blowup dolls

  26. Poon Tang

    Nice! They look great. What’s funny is that all the douchebag guys who post on this site feel they’re entitled to a girl with a body like that ahahahahaha that’s why they’re always saying negative shit about non-supermodel chicks and never get any pussy (unless it’s from a 5’6 98 pound anorexic)

  27. jesse

    God these chicks are so fat.

  28. Ted from LA

    #23,
    I’m over it. Thanks for calming down. I was out on a high ledge and my wife yelled your post out to me and it brought me back in the penthouse. I owe you one.

  29. Ted from LA

    I meant “calming me” down. Obama’s running mate is going to be Joe Biden.

  30. UK_Matt

    Number 7 looks so airbrushed that its almost a painting inspired by a real person.

    She looks good, but I can’t help thinking that she don’t look like this really.

  31. Real

    Too fake! There IS such a thing as too much airbrushing. This makes me nostalgic for pics of Lindsay Lohan with stitches and freckles and bruises and all her usual mess.

  32. Cartoonist

    They look way too much like a drawing to be airbrushed, so Victoria’s Secret is basically selling a comic.

  33. Jordan

    Look at those knobby knees!

    They are all waaaaaaay below my standards.

  34. Until it falls off...

    You people are demented. I’d hit Adriana Lima until I was nothing but a puddle of goo. I don’t care who or what she killed, up to and including me.

    That’s a Black Widow that I would gladly let kill me…

  35. Jimmy Flaine

    How about a coffee table book… ABOUT coffee table books?!

    And if you don’t have a coffee table book, it TURNS into a coffee table book!

  36. Ted from LA

    #34,
    If you do things right, the goo part goes out first, not last.

  37. Bob White

    Nice artistic photos….though they are so “altered” that the women look like those 50′s cheesecake pictures.

  38. Hotness

    This book should be required reading for all women. They should use this as an example to model their lives and appearances after those in the book.

  39. bobo

    I have to say..if i saw anyone actually buying this book my respect for them would fall dramatically

  40. typical superficial douchetard

    these skanks are old, useless and FAT!!!!!!!!! i can pull any pussy imaginable and dispose of it whenever i please!!!!!!!!! i’m typing this from my tropical mansion with nubile 15 year olds at my beck and call as i gaze adoringly at my Adonis-like form and swimming in my piles of money!!!!!!! You know, because I’m the ultimate judge and jury of what’s beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. typical superficial douchetard

    these skanks are old, useless and FAT!!!!!!!!! i can pull any pussy imaginable and dispose of it whenever i please!!!!!!!!! i’m typing this from my tropical mansion with nubile 15 year olds at my beck and call as i gaze adoringly at my Adonis-like form and swimming in my piles of money!!!!!!! You know, because I’m the ultimate judge and jury of what’s beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. typical superficial douchetard

    these skanks are old, useless and FAT!!!!!!!!! i can pull any pussy imaginable and dispose of it whenever i please!!!!!!!!! i’m typing this from my tropical mansion with nubile 15 year olds at my beck and call as i gaze adoringly at my Adonis-like form and swimming in my piles of money!!!!!!! You know, because I’m the ultimate judge and jury of what’s beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. typical superficial douchetard

    oh yeah—FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Joe Biden

    CNN just announced that Obama’s running mate will be Rosie O’Donnell.

  45. In america these slim girls are quite scares in normal life, NOT?
    ………………….COME TO EUROPE!!
    (maybe it’s the food?)

  46. kevTHA

    this will become inspiration for bullimics.
    myself included.
    not that im bulimic…
    but i would be if i ate a nice meal and then took a gander at a coffee table book filled with pics like these!

    if ya cant beat em-join em

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    http://www.yournobody.com/

  48. desi

    #46

    i’m bulimic and have been for years. cause of girls like this. which is why i come to websites like this in the first place.
    i’m 5’5 and 110 lbs and my body’s not far off from theirs, only i have smaller boobs.

    it’s not worth it.
    yeah, guys love lookin at you, but once they stick around long enough to figure out you puke up everything you eat, they suddenly start dating fatter chicks who, although usually not as aesthetically appealing, can go out and eat a hamburgur and not wanna kill themselves.

    just in case you were actually serious.

  49. Killa75

    Ted, if you visit this site and not the Geekologie site, you’re a fucking idiot and should die in a fire. Dumb fuck. It’s gadgets and shit. You probably don’t go to I Watch Stuff either. What a fag.

  50. Boner

    Black women are ugly, don’t complain about skinny white chicks.

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