Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008

November 16th, 2008 // 116 Comments

Match the supermodel with the thought going through her head:

1. “Try and tell me my outfit can’t have a bejeweled spider attacking my vagina. I’m ______, bitch!”

2. “Wait a minute. This isn’t Scores….”

3. “Probably should’ve gotten that Brazilian today.”

4. “Why won’t my mother just admit she had sex with Hawkman?”

Answers: 1. Heidi Klum, 2. Marisa Miller, 3. Adriana Lima, 4. Alessandra Ambrosio.

Photos: Splash News
superficial

  1. Exef

    It is Adriana Lima, not Audrina Lima.

  2. fatty

    i will never look that good

    time to throw up..

  3. Lola

    He spelled it correctly the first time, get off his balls you annoying fuck.

  4. fatty

    time to throw up

    i wish i could look good

  5. Isis

    Lol Number 4 is brilliant, “Why won’t my mother just admit she had sex with Hawkman?”.

    What are they supposed to be selling, wings or underwear?

  6. asdfg

    alessandra looks like she has a tummy… =(

  7. UNCLE NED

    These twits are so over, they look ridiculous in those costumes. They seem so plastic and fake to me now.

  8. Lindsay

    Haha just so you know, in Adriana’s photo where it looks like she has a bush- there’s a liner in panties like that, it’s not hair. I’m pretty sure someone with her job wouldn’t grow a bush. haha

  9. Shannon

    Heidi Klum has the stupidest looking nose! Its too pinched, totally fake.

  10. no

    alessandra gained some baby weight

  11. SIN

    Damn. Ruined another keyboard. I need a keyboard that is Scotchguarded.

  12. Aileen

    Alessandra JUST had a baby a couple of months ago. She should be getting props for already losing that much baby weight!!

  13. Big show, I hope I can watch it

  14. ldsqtbea

    so i know that one chick had a kid and what not but she should not be modeling … i mean, i have a kid and dont look half as good as her but thats the reason why i DONT model lol … too soon in my opinion … for model standards she doesnt look good … for “normal” people standards she looks AWESOME … her body at least not her face

  15. Cocorella

    Heidi has some weird hip bones

  16. SIN

    You would want your nose pinched too so you could not smell that UGLY singer she married. I can get by him being black, but he is one ugly mo fo.

  17. Cocorella

    He probably looks better than you, grinch

  18. LTP

    the visible c-section scar. Totally hot, right?

  19. Exef

    Lola, you cankerously wench-like whore, Fish corrected the entry after my post. Don’t slag me off, you weren’t here to see the original entry.

  20. Harry

    Marisa Miller’s face is starting to look a little ragged, but the body is still awe inspiring.

  21. wa

    Finally, some erection-worthy hips. Now if we could just past Adriana’s face on Heidi’s body…

  22. Jibbly Bigginso

    They all look fake and very over tanned, like someone rubbed too much fake tanner into pale skin to the point where it looks grungy or even mudlike. Lima’s face and the fourth woman are awesome and by most standards they are gorgeous, but c’mon most naturally pretty women who look better when they don’t burn / fake tan their skin or wear three layers of makeup with rhinestones. These people look messy and overdone.

  23. There That's Better

    Alyssandra’s push-up bra does wonders for the boobs that pregnancy didnt give her..lol

  24. holly

    wow, 13th pic, i want to look like that!

  25. Heidi Klum needs to hang it up. Lumpy body, bad fake tan and giant square hips.

  26. irishgal75

    Give Allisandra a break 2/3 months ago she gave birth and now she looks FAB !! Though i would love to see Daniela Pestova back now theres a MILF !!

  27. She already looks as “dated” as brook hogan.
    ……………….A TREND?

  28. Érico

    Come to Butt-Head.

  29. michelle

    she looks awesome for just having a baby!

  30. Time for Heidi to put it away. Is that a tummy tuck I spy? That weird boxy stomach shape seems to appear regularly on stars who’ve popped a sprog or two but still want to flash their wares.

    She’s definitely looking a bit ropey. And stumpy legged too. How did that happen? Very provincial. Bring back the airbrush! I want perfection from my models, damnit!

  31. I saw some many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.

  32. dork

    Damn, I found religion. Peter, can I spend eternity with a couple of these angels? Please, please, please?

  33. Stephanie

    That stripe on Ambrosio’s tummy is called a pregnancy stripe, most women get it when their bellies stretch to accommodate a growing fetus….it isn’t a C section scar. Those are lower down almost to the pubic line and these days are done horizontally most of the time.

  34. veggi

    So…was the title the show “Old and Busted in 2008″ or simply “Don’t You Wish We Were Hot 18-Year-Olds?”

  35. Marissa Miller= delectable The other ones are there cause they are veterans, and still in contracts….

  36. Deuce Bigalow

    What a fantastic post. Thank you for getting my week started on this note! Regardless of its relevance to anything, I feel much better now.

  37. fgngf

    Heidi Klum’s offspring with the shitskin look like ugly little goblins. Such a shame, shitting out one ugly stupid useless subhuman niglet after another . . .

  38. Richard III

    Heidi Klum isn’t a supermodel. She is far from being super. She doesn’t even look much like a model.

  39. alessandra ambrosio – mega-milf
    adriana lima – i’d marry her, until gravity acts.

  40. Sam

    Heidi Klum should be wearing a liberty bell outfit because that’s pretty much her shape now. Couldn’t they get anybody to rent out the billboard space on the front of her torso?

  41. Rick

    Here’s what the announcer said: “Hey, guys, who wants to see some busted mommy pussy in a desperate fail at ‘still hot’???”

  42. Jimbo and Randal

    Which Post?
    Nov 11 2008Jennifer Aniston calls Angelina Jolie ‘uncool’ (GASP!)

    What was Posted?
    26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    ———————————–
    LOL
    priceless

  43. Parker

    What is this crap with chicks and wings? Is it this a subtle ad for Hooters? Chick and wings…chick n wings…chicken wings? I could understand if they made me hungry but all they do is make me want to tear off their wings, stack them on top of each other and fuck each one in their squirming, hot, tight asses. It would be magical. Lights flashing off their cheap costumes, beads and earrings clanking, each panting wildly in eager anticipation. The crazy eyed brunette would be the last but the best. Her asscheeks would feel like two downy pillows and her little butthole like a warm bluberry muffin.

  44. hi

    Hayden Panettiere was issued a parking ticket in West Hollywood over the weekend, but a PopTV.com paparazzo offered to pay for the ‘Heroes’ star’s infraction. “Since she’s always nice, I offered to pay the ticket for her (like we’ve done for Jerry Seinfeld),” Steve said. “After swearing I’d actually pay it, she gave it to me & thanked me.” Watch the footage below.

    Labels: Hayden Panettiere, Videos

    Newer Posts Older Posts Home
    Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

  45. hi

    Hayden Panettiere was issued a parking ticket in West Hollywood over the weekend, but a PopTV.com paparazzo offered to pay for the ‘Heroes’ star’s infraction. “Since she’s always nice, I offered to pay the ticket for her (like we’ve done for Jerry Seinfeld),” Steve said. “After swearing I’d actually pay it, she gave it to me & thanked me.” Watch the footage below.

    Labels: Hayden Panettiere, Videos

    Newer Posts Older Posts Home
    Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

  46. Kacey

    Where is Heidi Klum’s waist? Doesn’t she have one?

  47. Kacey

    Where is Heidi Klum’s waist? Doesn’t she have one?

  48. Deacon Jones

    Ugh, that last chick, that metal aligator teeth belt looks like its cutting off her circulation. Good thing my girlfriend never had any kids, bleh

  49. LoLa

    I dunno… I think Heidi Klum is beautiful and has a great body for someone who’s had 3 kids pop out her coots, but for some weird reason, she looks weird to me. Like her entire torso does. She’s fit and all, but still gross to me

Leave A Comment