Match the supermodel with the thought going through her head:
1. “Try and tell me my outfit can’t have a bejeweled spider attacking my vagina. I’m ______, bitch!”
2. “Wait a minute. This isn’t Scores….”
3. “Probably should’ve gotten that Brazilian today.”
4. “Why won’t my mother just admit she had sex with Hawkman?”
Answers: 1. Heidi Klum, 2. Marisa Miller, 3. Adriana Lima, 4. Alessandra Ambrosio.
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Exef | November 17, 2008 at 12:07 am
It is Adriana Lima, not Audrina Lima.
fatty | November 17, 2008 at 12:08 am
i will never look that good
time to throw up..
Lola | November 17, 2008 at 12:09 am
He spelled it correctly the first time, get off his balls you annoying fuck.
fatty | November 17, 2008 at 12:09 am
time to throw up
i wish i could look good
Isis | November 17, 2008 at 12:16 am
Lol Number 4 is brilliant, “Why won’t my mother just admit she had sex with Hawkman?”.
What are they supposed to be selling, wings or underwear?
asdfg | November 17, 2008 at 12:18 am
alessandra looks like she has a tummy… =(
UNCLE NED | November 17, 2008 at 12:21 am
These twits are so over, they look ridiculous in those costumes. They seem so plastic and fake to me now.
Lindsay | November 17, 2008 at 12:29 am
Haha just so you know, in Adriana’s photo where it looks like she has a bush- there’s a liner in panties like that, it’s not hair. I’m pretty sure someone with her job wouldn’t grow a bush. haha
Shannon | November 17, 2008 at 12:31 am
Heidi Klum has the stupidest looking nose! Its too pinched, totally fake.
no | November 17, 2008 at 1:01 am
alessandra gained some baby weight
SIN | November 17, 2008 at 1:06 am
Damn. Ruined another keyboard. I need a keyboard that is Scotchguarded.
Aileen | November 17, 2008 at 1:07 am
Alessandra JUST had a baby a couple of months ago. She should be getting props for already losing that much baby weight!!
lucky luck | November 17, 2008 at 1:11 am
Big show, I hope I can watch it
ldsqtbea | November 17, 2008 at 1:13 am
so i know that one chick had a kid and what not but she should not be modeling … i mean, i have a kid and dont look half as good as her but thats the reason why i DONT model lol … too soon in my opinion … for model standards she doesnt look good … for “normal” people standards she looks AWESOME … her body at least not her face
Cocorella | November 17, 2008 at 1:15 am
Heidi has some weird hip bones
SIN | November 17, 2008 at 1:15 am
You would want your nose pinched too so you could not smell that UGLY singer she married. I can get by him being black, but he is one ugly mo fo.
Cocorella | November 17, 2008 at 1:20 am
He probably looks better than you, grinch
LTP | November 17, 2008 at 1:26 am
the visible c-section scar. Totally hot, right?
Exef | November 17, 2008 at 1:30 am
Lola, you cankerously wench-like whore, Fish corrected the entry after my post. Don’t slag me off, you weren’t here to see the original entry.
Harry | November 17, 2008 at 1:36 am
Marisa Miller’s face is starting to look a little ragged, but the body is still awe inspiring.
wa | November 17, 2008 at 1:37 am
Finally, some erection-worthy hips. Now if we could just past Adriana’s face on Heidi’s body…
David Baxtin | November 17, 2008 at 2:27 am
Videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/VictoriaSecretFS08
Jibbly Bigginso | November 17, 2008 at 4:00 am
They all look fake and very over tanned, like someone rubbed too much fake tanner into pale skin to the point where it looks grungy or even mudlike. Lima’s face and the fourth woman are awesome and by most standards they are gorgeous, but c’mon most naturally pretty women who look better when they don’t burn / fake tan their skin or wear three layers of makeup with rhinestones. These people look messy and overdone.
There That's Better | November 17, 2008 at 4:11 am
Alyssandra’s push-up bra does wonders for the boobs that pregnancy didnt give her..lol
holly | November 17, 2008 at 4:26 am
wow, 13th pic, i want to look like that!
Ronnie Mund | November 17, 2008 at 5:23 am
Heidi Klum needs to hang it up. Lumpy body, bad fake tan and giant square hips.
irishgal75 | November 17, 2008 at 6:18 am
Give Allisandra a break 2/3 months ago she gave birth and now she looks FAB !! Though i would love to see Daniela Pestova back now theres a MILF !!
gerard Vandenberg | November 17, 2008 at 6:19 am
She already looks as “dated” as brook hogan.
……………….A TREND?
Érico | November 17, 2008 at 6:41 am
Come to Butt-Head.
michelle | November 17, 2008 at 6:48 am
she looks awesome for just having a baby!
AmberDextrose | November 17, 2008 at 7:17 am
Time for Heidi to put it away. Is that a tummy tuck I spy? That weird boxy stomach shape seems to appear regularly on stars who’ve popped a sprog or two but still want to flash their wares.
She’s definitely looking a bit ropey. And stumpy legged too. How did that happen? Very provincial. Bring back the airbrush! I want perfection from my models, damnit!
terr | November 17, 2008 at 7:17 am
I saw some many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.
dork | November 17, 2008 at 7:37 am
Damn, I found religion. Peter, can I spend eternity with a couple of these angels? Please, please, please?
Stephanie | November 17, 2008 at 7:39 am
That stripe on Ambrosio’s tummy is called a pregnancy stripe, most women get it when their bellies stretch to accommodate a growing fetus….it isn’t a C section scar. Those are lower down almost to the pubic line and these days are done horizontally most of the time.
veggi | November 17, 2008 at 7:57 am
So…was the title the show “Old and Busted in 2008″ or simply “Don’t You Wish We Were Hot 18-Year-Olds?”
Rough Daddy | November 17, 2008 at 8:34 am
Marissa Miller= delectable The other ones are there cause they are veterans, and still in contracts….
Deuce Bigalow | November 17, 2008 at 8:40 am
What a fantastic post. Thank you for getting my week started on this note! Regardless of its relevance to anything, I feel much better now.
fgngf | November 17, 2008 at 8:49 am
Heidi Klum’s offspring with the shitskin look like ugly little goblins. Such a shame, shitting out one ugly stupid useless subhuman niglet after another . . .
Richard III | November 17, 2008 at 8:57 am
Heidi Klum isn’t a supermodel. She is far from being super. She doesn’t even look much like a model.
lucci | November 17, 2008 at 9:00 am
alessandra ambrosio – mega-milf
adriana lima – i’d marry her, until gravity acts.
Sam | November 17, 2008 at 9:01 am
Heidi Klum should be wearing a liberty bell outfit because that’s pretty much her shape now. Couldn’t they get anybody to rent out the billboard space on the front of her torso?
Rick | November 17, 2008 at 9:03 am
Here’s what the announcer said: “Hey, guys, who wants to see some busted mommy pussy in a desperate fail at ‘still hot’???”
Jimbo and Randal | November 17, 2008 at 9:07 am
Which Post?
Nov 11 2008Jennifer Aniston calls Angelina Jolie ‘uncool’ (GASP!)
What was Posted?
26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM
I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.
XOXO,
Randal
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LOL
priceless
Parker | November 17, 2008 at 9:15 am
What is this crap with chicks and wings? Is it this a subtle ad for Hooters? Chick and wings…chick n wings…chicken wings? I could understand if they made me hungry but all they do is make me want to tear off their wings, stack them on top of each other and fuck each one in their squirming, hot, tight asses. It would be magical. Lights flashing off their cheap costumes, beads and earrings clanking, each panting wildly in eager anticipation. The crazy eyed brunette would be the last but the best. Her asscheeks would feel like two downy pillows and her little butthole like a warm bluberry muffin.
hi | November 17, 2008 at 9:28 am
Hayden Panettiere was issued a parking ticket in West Hollywood over the weekend, but a PopTV.com paparazzo offered to pay for the ‘Heroes’ star’s infraction. “Since she’s always nice, I offered to pay the ticket for her (like we’ve done for Jerry Seinfeld),” Steve said. “After swearing I’d actually pay it, she gave it to me & thanked me.” Watch the footage below.
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hi | November 17, 2008 at 9:29 am
Hayden Panettiere was issued a parking ticket in West Hollywood over the weekend, but a PopTV.com paparazzo offered to pay for the ‘Heroes’ star’s infraction. “Since she’s always nice, I offered to pay the ticket for her (like we’ve done for Jerry Seinfeld),” Steve said. “After swearing I’d actually pay it, she gave it to me & thanked me.” Watch the footage below.
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Kacey | November 17, 2008 at 9:33 am
Where is Heidi Klum’s waist? Doesn’t she have one?
Kacey | November 17, 2008 at 9:36 am
Where is Heidi Klum’s waist? Doesn’t she have one?
Deacon Jones | November 17, 2008 at 9:37 am
Ugh, that last chick, that metal aligator teeth belt looks like its cutting off her circulation. Good thing my girlfriend never had any kids, bleh
LoLa | November 17, 2008 at 9:50 am
I dunno… I think Heidi Klum is beautiful and has a great body for someone who’s had 3 kids pop out her coots, but for some weird reason, she looks weird to me. Like her entire torso does. She’s fit and all, but still gross to me