Victoria’s Secret Angels get a Hollywood star
November 14th, 2007 // 93 Comments
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steve | November 14, 2007 at 3:30 pm
FIRST!
Kerbear | November 14, 2007 at 3:32 pm
What is that nasty thing on her ass?
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Even when they’re supermodels, the spic chicks never know how to wipe their ass
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 3:34 pm
That’s the dookie I’ve always wanted to eat out of her ass!
mycelebfix | November 14, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Wow!!! Great pics! But what’s on her butt on the first pic???
http://www.mycelebfix.com
Veena | November 14, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Nice reminder of the true function of an ass. Man, you just gotta repress that to have any fun back there…
Ted from LA | November 14, 2007 at 3:36 pm
4- veggi troll – you’re pointless.
AtriumXP | November 14, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Actually that’s my fault – I blew my load on her while they were walking around. don’t worry – I’m going to the free clinic to have that checked out…
Wizjno | November 14, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I’m sure it’s something like confetti, given the event, but it’s more fun to pretend that she has little anorexic poodle-shits.
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 3:38 pm
#3 & 4 Troll, veggi (the real one) is right…you have some kind of ASS OCD.
Fucking helmet wearing retard, can’t even trust to wait on the corner for your short bus..
Doomhammer | November 14, 2007 at 3:41 pm
God is good
Burgernoodle | November 14, 2007 at 3:44 pm
there is really nothing very interesting about this post, sorry to say. nothing at all.
shalo | November 14, 2007 at 3:44 pm
except for Heidi Klume…these girls look as dumb as dirt.
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 3:46 pm
#7 – Ted, nice job defending veggi! I think I love you! Here’s some of my erotica, revised just for you (there’s more on my site):
FRIST’s hands began to flash up and down on Ted’s
massive meat. The tiny dribbles continued to flow from his
cock tip, and every time her hands smacked into his
cock-head the tiny drops splashed onto her arms. “Come on
baby, come on,” she chanted, “come on.”
Ted alternated between having his eyes screwed shut in
bliss and watching FRIST’s face. She looked awe struck
as his cock jerked and twitched in her hot hands. She
had brought him to a near boil, and she was practically
begging for his semen.
FRIST heard Ted grunt, and as her hands shot up the
length of his shaft a torrent of thick ropey semen spewed
from the end of his cock and leaped at least six feet in the
air. “Oh fuck, yeah,” she squealed as the hot cream
continued to fountain from the purple, swollen head of
his cock. The milky cream rained down on her arms, face
and soaked her top.
Ted grunted as his body heaved the seed from his loins
in mind shattering blasts. FRIST continued to milk the
hot cream out of his cock until it had stopped spurting
and was merely washing over the head of his dick in
diminishing waves. She continued to reverently caress
his shaft and cup each of his balls in turn – just one
completely filled her palm.
TheLostGirl | November 14, 2007 at 3:48 pm
What the hell is that all over her jeans in the first picture???
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 3:49 pm
#14, dude you have WAYYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands!!!..
Burgernoodle | November 14, 2007 at 3:50 pm
except that dirt has little ants crawling around in it. and ants have little brains. brains that are probably twice as large as the ones resting in the skeletal cavity of these girls’ heads. so i would actually say that dirt would be quite a bit smarter.
gotmilk? | November 14, 2007 at 3:50 pm
again, why are they shoving their asses out towards the camera? oh they must be showing off those hideous jackets.
could anyone be more worthless than these chicks? besides britney of course.
Mick | November 14, 2007 at 3:52 pm
ummm…#16 apparently you have something other than time on your hands…very impressive! I give it two balls up.
BunnyButt | November 14, 2007 at 3:53 pm
A pack of pretty girls trying their best to be sexy and alluring … and all anyone can see is the crap on that one chick’s ass. Single-handedly – or, more accurately, single-assedly – she negated the purpose of the entire media event. This is a prime example of why no one should wear white pants.
Jimbo's coworker | November 14, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Great. Jimbo just cut & pasted #14 into Word, replaced all “Ted” with “Jimbo” and now he’s headed off to the bathroom. I gotta wizz something fierce, and there’s no fucking way I’m going in there now. Thanks a fuckin lot, Frist.
Jumpin_J | November 14, 2007 at 3:57 pm
The reason they’re in LA is that’s where they’re taping the annual Victoria Secret Xmas show. When they’re done, they’re commanded to return back to my home. Ladies, you have your orders.
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 3:59 pm
#18, yeah I know who is more worthless. My shitstain of a troll (#14)
Andrea | November 14, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I wonder when Ted will be…able…to comment again. lol
LL | November 14, 2007 at 4:05 pm
FRIST!!!
I want to bang their moms and dogs!!!! I want to bang their dogs’ turds!!! I want to bang their moms’ sweet tomatoes!!!
(an early Christmas troll present for LL)
BigBoneDaddy | November 14, 2007 at 4:06 pm
This made my penis erect.
TS | November 14, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Trolls=retards.
They think it’s clever, but it’s the most unoriginal of things one could do on a site like this.
FRIST!!! what is this, Wednesday? I think we should get the Friday alcohol flowing early thins week. I know you’re with me. It’s been a rough one.
steve | November 14, 2007 at 4:11 pm
The single most unoriginal thing, of course, is to nag people about saying “first.”
TS | November 14, 2007 at 4:13 pm
After all the errand-running and reluctant blowjobs, my job has me exhausted already and I need an alcohol rinse.
Ohhh Please | November 14, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Oh please….now it’s the Hollywood sidewalk stars they’re giving away. I could think of a few aboeba who could use a star than these, what shall I call them…..(still thinking).
And yet, the world keeps spinning….
Vince Lombardi | November 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Secretly recorded during the first ladies’ room break – which of course, all models went to simultaneously for a reason men will never know but always ponder.
Brainless Model A: “Like, So-and-so is wearing your shoes!”
Brainless Model B: “Oh, no she’s not! Really?”
A: “Like, yeaauhhh!”
B: “Oh, that bitch!”
A: “Like, I saw What’s-her-face and she’s got on, like, the same jacket as me! Like, can you believe the nerve of that skank! …umm, like?”
B: “Oh, no she ditnt.”
A: “Like she did. Like that ho can’t find something of her own – she’s, like, got to copy me!?”
Brainless Model C: “Hey, I think she can hear you talking about her.”
A: “Like, what makes you think that, like?”
C: “Because we’re all standing in front of the same mirror, maybe?”
B: “Oh, that cunt. Tell her to get her own mirror!”
ACriminalSmile | November 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm
It actually appears to be confetti on her ass. I had to look at some of the other pictures to tell, but it’s definitely confetti. Still looks like shit though.
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I took all 8 of them out for dinner last night. The great thing is they all split one meal and I had left overs to take home. That was the cheapest date ever..
Petite | November 14, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Heidi needs to hang it up~ she’s making herself look bad compared to these young girls. She’s the only one with wrinkles around her eyes when she smiles!
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm
TS, I’m with you. Oh, and sorry to say, you have a troll too. Ok, shots all around, (except trolls)..
blah | November 14, 2007 at 4:29 pm
anyone else diggin the man hands on these gals?
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Line them up FRIST..
Ript1&0 | November 14, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Dude, FRIST, you are a total freak!!! Don’t blame it on the troll, girl, just own it!!
Ok, at least if it IS really the troll, you can still take credit. That was hot, every guy here wants you now, and you didn’t even have to do any work! ;)
Ript1&0 | November 14, 2007 at 4:38 pm
PS = LJV, I know you’re lurking lady. Come on out and give mama a kiss kiss.
lidiya | November 14, 2007 at 4:39 pm
i don’t think they should be marketing so openly the fact that being dressed in victoria’s secret makes women look rather like trailer trash, but what do i know about this stuff?
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Hey Jimbo…you are first. TS next, and hey, Ript…I’m not a TOTAL freak…and I saw you were on here last night or something saying something about Britney laying off the drugs for a bit, that was funny..
K, everyone…DOWN THE HATCH!!
Except trolls, FEEL MY HATCHET!!!
Penelope | November 14, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Masturbators trying to write clever witty things…so cute!
Mr Semprini | November 14, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Once, I went into a Victoria Secrets and picked up a bra and took it to one of the salesgirls. I asked her if she could help me fill out this form. Only two more months before the restraining order expires!
feg | November 14, 2007 at 4:52 pm
who would’ve guessed all you would be talking about was the stuff on the back of her pants. wow. way to stay predictable. some of you need a vacation from your keyboards.
D. Richards (Surgeon.) | November 14, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Jesus-Fucking-Christo! I really wanna use Alessandra Ambrosio, in the worst fucking way possible. ATM! Frist?
Anal Phlegm Munch | November 14, 2007 at 5:02 pm
If I was on that plane I definitely would be sitting in prison right now on 83 counts of rape.
Wren | November 14, 2007 at 5:07 pm
It’s Frist as Dorothy in the Wizard of Porn…”ATM, ATM, ATM!”
the real steve | November 14, 2007 at 5:11 pm
well, nice asses, but they don’t deserve a damn star. Those girls can’t even act excited when they’re over here.
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful..
star69 | November 14, 2007 at 5:43 pm
I thought you had to be an actor or singer to get a star. I thought some kind of showbiz talent was required.
Why are models getting stars now on the Blvd??
WTF?