Victoria’s Secret ‘What is Sexy?’ Event

May 13th, 2011 // 95 Comments

“Now, I’m the frighteningly skinniest Angel of them all. Mwah!”

And here to make up for three posts on Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen is The Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy?” event which, looking back on that premise, probably should’ve been in 3D. I suck.

Adding… One of these models made $8 million last year. Here’s a hint: It’s the drunk one.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

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  1. Joanna Krupa Victorias Secret
    lizzy
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    she is not a VS model!!!! she WISHES. her dress is awful. she is a D list model. neeeeexttttt

  2. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret
    Daniella
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    Then again, she is legitimately beautiful. I never think “trying too hard” when I see her photos, unlike a few others in these photos…

  3. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    JANE
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    wow she looks deathly skinny here :-O

  4. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    JANE
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    this one confuses me, she is literally skin and bones, no boobs or ass just bones. and her face looks like shes 5 going on to 6 with makeup on like a child beauty pageant contestant

  5. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    JANE
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    I love how she wears a big poofy bottomed dress to make up for the slack of her being too skinny, but its so tight around her waist that it accentuates the fact that its the same size as her neck… awkward.

  6. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    JANE
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    im digging her body in this pic but her face looks like she is getting an exorcism performed on her at that moment

  7. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    JANE
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    her necklace is so cute, Valentina for her daughters name :)

  8. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Oh! Finally VS started an underwear line for males too. And middle aged ones, that’s progress….Oh, wait

  9. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    Not attractive tits up

  10. Joanna Krupa Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    so hot!

  11. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    Sexy or not – who cares? That dress is not even the same zip code as classy

  12. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    wow that’s the one I like the most

  13. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    “come here,choir boy, let me touch you nasty”

  14. Joanna Krupa Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    nice dress and shoes!

  15. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    the best – the hottest – the least masculine looking

  16. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    she looks like a streetwalker

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    ew, praying mantis before the meal

  18. Joanna Krupa Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    she’s fine

  19. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    the dress looks terrible

  20. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    kind of reminds me of young Britney Spears

  21. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    looks like a drunk whore

  22. Alessandra Ambrosio Victorias Secret
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    orgasmic shoes

  23. GG1000

    Ugh. Lima looks dead-eyed and pasty under the makeup like she’s smoking and/or doing drugs to stay thin, Kerr can barely move her face with all the Botox, Ambrosio’s so thin she looks ill with her jawbone showing, both Lima and Krupa have way overdone the lip collagen and Candace S. looks like an anorexia poster child. Heatherington’s the only one who looks even vaguely alive in the pictures, but she’s also so thin she’s lost muscle as well as fat.

    There’s a fine line between thin and scrawny and most of them have crossed it! I agree with other posters, where’s Bar? She fills out some lingerie!

  24. gd

    Lima is a man.

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