“Now, I’m the frighteningly skinniest Angel of them all. Mwah!”
And here to make up for three posts on Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen is The Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy?” event which, looking back on that premise, probably should’ve been in 3D. I suck.
Adding… One of these models made $8 million last year. Here’s a hint: It’s the drunk one.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
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Thank You Fish for the 39+ photos. I need all 40 pics to get rid of “Winner”Charlie Sheen’s out of my system.Please die Charlie…….
This show is sexist! When are they going to get real women? When are they going to get plus sized models? When will there be someone with a muffin top hanging over her panties!? When will there be a woman with bat wings that need a 50-foot span just to catch enough wind to lift her off the couch? Shame on you, Victoria’s Secret!
You’re obviously an anorexic female. No one wants overweight models modeling for Victoria’s Secret just not 12 year old boys. Why don’t they get Bar Refaeli to model for them? Now that is the type of women that should be modeling lingerie.
Hi, Two Ton here. I hear ya honey. Fat is where it is at. I think a woman’s ass crack should be AT MINIMUM 13 inches long. No cellulite? You ain’t right.
LMAO!
Dreg has just officially become the best poster on this site. Period.
Why does it seem that gradually the SI girls are getting hotter, and the VS girls, are getting skinnier?
…but neither are getting naked-er?
Seriously, I don’t get the fascination with looking at photos of chicks with fake boobs wearing small amounts of clothing and a generous amount of photoshop.
seems to me VS get many of their girls from SI’s locker room
No, the SI girls have the “luscious” model body while VS is veering towards runway models. Have you guys seen Chanel Iman? I assume not since she has nothing in the t and a department, but she is stunningly beautiful. I just don’t know why she’d model lingerie.
It takes a rare photog to make this girl look busted up, but they did it.
Come to Butthead.
. . . and I came.
. . . and I came again.
She’s definitely got the “Look how extremely skinny I am” poses figured out.
Zip it, fatso.
Haha! Winning!
Arm Melanoma. Totally sexy.
Oh you do actually have legs under there? Cause I wasn’t sure until you showed me, I was thinking you were probably just floating in front of all the cameramen.
Hahaha yeah. I was wondering why she chose the longest dress in history if she was just gonna hold it up in every picture.
Meh, not this time.
Are you joking?!
You’re killing me.
Other than Adrianne Lima, I wouldn’t spank it to any of these women . . .
Awww didn’t have time to hike your dress up before the flash went off? Wahh.
Trying….to keep……..both..hands……….above.. desk.
Wow, that is one nice looking tranny.
Erin Heatherton is a hottie, but still no one compares to Adrianna Lima.
That dress is pretty short, I hope his penis is well secured.
Those shoes are stunnninggggg.
Ok, she’s ridiculous looking.
I saw that Kerr bitch on Conan the other night. She seems about as dumb and uninteresting as a block of wood. Who’da thunk it?
You made me watch that.
Orlando didn’t get with her to idle the nights away discussing philosophy.
Anorexia is overrated. Their brand would soar so much higher if they employed women who eat and have curves. Lima still suffers from the pretty, though.
I don’t get what’s happening with VS. Maybe I’m wrong, but it always seemed to me that VS models were the hot, curvy, big-boob, big-butt girls with hips. They were toned and extremely fit, but not anorexic. Now they are getting super skinny and losing that sexiness.
This one looks more suited to Frederick’s than VS.
Haha…so true!
Not familiar with her….she’s pretty cute.
Mommy & her milk duds.
The top & skirt combination is an unholy mess, but it certainly emphasizes her figure.
Now we know the pose Melanie Griffith’s husband was trying to copy.
( http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-crap-we-missed-friday-5-13-11-05-2011/0513-the-crap-we-missed-09 )
wtf? did she dress herself?
Who ever get my white undies the whitest gets top billing as the sexiest.
wtf is that krupa beast doing there?
I dunno, but I think the Krupa sisters would make an awesome threesome sandwich.
The ladies are gonna hate, but isnt it time for some new Victorias Secret models? I mean, Victorias Secret is kinda selling fantasy in their commercials but half of them are MOMS now and i dont know about you guys but the woman/women of my dreams/fantasys are NOT moms with annoying little rugrats running around bothering me while im trying to get my freak on with their mom/moms
Victorias Secret models = HOT
Victorias Secret models + tiny little fantasy vagina ruining kiddies = NOT HOT
Dont get mad, im only being real
We’re not mad. But we also don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
Really , or are you just trying to be a c#nt? Seriously, its not a hard concept to follow, sex with post preggers Adrianna Lima, or sex with pre preggers Adrianna Lima. Im simply pointing out that most men would defiantly prefer the latter. HERRRR DERRRRR, you get it now??
Dude, VS doesn’t give a rat’s who you wanna get your freak on with. Women buy 99% of their stuff and in that case, “she’s a mom but she’s still hot” is great marketing.
CEO: “at this next campaign, when you walk the carpet, do something sexy for all the photos! what do you got that is super sexy???”
Models: *blank stares
CEO: “o…k….. that’s a bit sexy, but something more….what is something SUPER sexy to you???”
Models: *confused stares
CEO: “fuck it, just blow the crowd kisses….”
If every woman had 100′s of thousands (or an agency to give it free) to spend on a trainer, cook, nanny, and dietition, we’d all look this good ALL THE TIME.
Agreed.
“Yea, I want on Jersey Shore! Where’s the gang bang round here? Bada Bing Bada Boo.”
*looks around* Damn, my hemline is longer than everybody else’s. I know what I’ll do… *flashes panties*
so beautiful!!!!
it’s very simple: YOU JUST TAKE A GIRL BY THE HAND……….
what? I LOVE THE DRESS.. its like D&G
she looks like shed melt if you put her near a flame
she pulls of the predrinking half a bottle of gin in the limo look with a aplomb, guess thats why shes their 8 million dollar girl.
this is driving me insane
Adriana is drunk, it’s so obvious. Hilarious. She once stated that she wouldn’t go do some events without having 10 caipirinhas first. (Brasilian cocktail)
wtf is she doing there?
EW! That’s what I was thinking. She doesn’t belong with the others..
she’s the token big but real tits.
her tits are not real, they’re competely 100% fake jus like her lips and eyelash extensions
Worst kissy face ever.
miranda kerr looks great. candice swanepoel too..but wtf kind of 80′s lingerie witch dress is she wearing?? o.O
and photo 28 with adriana made me cackle
according 2 math $8 million = a lot of cheese burgers n fries… then why the hell this bitches are gettin slimmer…
best bitch on VS, ill pay for a lesbo clip with her n Angelina Jolie (+some weight)