Victoria’s Secret ‘What is Sexy?’ Event

May 13th, 2011 // 95 Comments

“Now, I’m the frighteningly skinniest Angel of them all. Mwah!”

And here to make up for three posts on Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen is The Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy?” event which, looking back on that premise, probably should’ve been in 3D. I suck.

Adding… One of these models made $8 million last year. Here’s a hint: It’s the drunk one.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

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  1. What Is Praying Mantis?

  2. God is Black

    Thank You Fish for the 39+ photos. I need all 40 pics to get rid of “Winner”Charlie Sheen’s out of my system.Please die Charlie…….

  3. This show is sexist! When are they going to get real women? When are they going to get plus sized models? When will there be someone with a muffin top hanging over her panties!? When will there be a woman with bat wings that need a 50-foot span just to catch enough wind to lift her off the couch? Shame on you, Victoria’s Secret!

    • D

      You’re obviously an anorexic female. No one wants overweight models modeling for Victoria’s Secret just not 12 year old boys. Why don’t they get Bar Refaeli to model for them? Now that is the type of women that should be modeling lingerie.

      • TTT

        Hi, Two Ton here. I hear ya honey. Fat is where it is at. I think a woman’s ass crack should be AT MINIMUM 13 inches long. No cellulite? You ain’t right.

    • Blech

      LMAO!

    • Jovy

      Dreg has just officially become the best poster on this site. Period.

  4. Deacon Jones

    Why does it seem that gradually the SI girls are getting hotter, and the VS girls, are getting skinnier?

    • …but neither are getting naked-er?

      Seriously, I don’t get the fascination with looking at photos of chicks with fake boobs wearing small amounts of clothing and a generous amount of photoshop.

    • seems to me VS get many of their girls from SI’s locker room

      • MrsPlant

        No, the SI girls have the “luscious” model body while VS is veering towards runway models. Have you guys seen Chanel Iman? I assume not since she has nothing in the t and a department, but she is stunningly beautiful. I just don’t know why she’d model lingerie.

  5. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    It had to be said
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    It takes a rare photog to make this girl look busted up, but they did it.

  6. Joanna Krupa Victorias Secret
    It had to be said
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    Come to Butthead.

  7. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    It had to be said
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    . . . and I came.

  8. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    It had to be said
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    . . . and I came again.

  9. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    Laura
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    She’s definitely got the “Look how extremely skinny I am” poses figured out.

  10. Arm Melanoma. Totally sexy.

  11. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    Laura
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    Oh you do actually have legs under there? Cause I wasn’t sure until you showed me, I was thinking you were probably just floating in front of all the cameramen.

    • Mandi

      Hahaha yeah. I was wondering why she chose the longest dress in history if she was just gonna hold it up in every picture.

  12. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    It had to be said
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    Meh, not this time.

  13. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    Laura
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    Are you joking?!

  14. It had to be said

    Other than Adrianne Lima, I wouldn’t spank it to any of these women . . .

  15. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    Laura
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    Awww didn’t have time to hike your dress up before the flash went off? Wahh.

  16. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
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    Trying….to keep……..both..hands……….above.. desk.

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio Victorias Secret
    Bucky Barnes
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    Wow, that is one nice looking tranny.

  18. DKNY

    Erin Heatherton is a hottie, but still no one compares to Adrianna Lima.

  19. Alessandra Ambrosio Victorias Secret
    Bucky Barnes
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    That dress is pretty short, I hope his penis is well secured.

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio Victorias Secret
    Mandi
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    Those shoes are stunnninggggg.

  21. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    Mandi
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    Ok, she’s ridiculous looking.

  22. Richard McBeef

    I saw that Kerr bitch on Conan the other night. She seems about as dumb and uninteresting as a block of wood. Who’da thunk it?

  23. Anorexia is overrated. Their brand would soar so much higher if they employed women who eat and have curves. Lima still suffers from the pretty, though.

  24. Mandy

    I don’t get what’s happening with VS. Maybe I’m wrong, but it always seemed to me that VS models were the hot, curvy, big-boob, big-butt girls with hips. They were toned and extremely fit, but not anorexic. Now they are getting super skinny and losing that sexiness.

  25. Joanna Krupa Victorias Secret
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    This one looks more suited to Frederick’s than VS.

  26. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    Cock Dr
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    Not familiar with her….she’s pretty cute.

  27. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret
    Cock Dr
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    Mommy & her milk duds.

  28. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    Cock Dr
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    The top & skirt combination is an unholy mess, but it certainly emphasizes her figure.

  29. Alessandra Ambrosio Victorias Secret
    MisterSuccint
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    Now we know the pose Melanie Griffith’s husband was trying to copy.
    ( http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-crap-we-missed-friday-5-13-11-05-2011/0513-the-crap-we-missed-09 )

  30. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    Anna
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    wtf? did she dress herself?

  31. "Roughing "

    Who ever get my white undies the whitest gets top billing as the sexiest.

  32. thin lizzie

    wtf is that krupa beast doing there?

  33. tlmck

    I dunno, but I think the Krupa sisters would make an awesome threesome sandwich.

  34. Louis Winthorpe III

    The ladies are gonna hate, but isnt it time for some new Victorias Secret models? I mean, Victorias Secret is kinda selling fantasy in their commercials but half of them are MOMS now and i dont know about you guys but the woman/women of my dreams/fantasys are NOT moms with annoying little rugrats running around bothering me while im trying to get my freak on with their mom/moms

    Victorias Secret models = HOT
    Victorias Secret models + tiny little fantasy vagina ruining kiddies = NOT HOT

    Dont get mad, im only being real

    • Cher X

      We’re not mad. But we also don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

      • Louis Winthorpe III

        Really , or are you just trying to be a c#nt? Seriously, its not a hard concept to follow, sex with post preggers Adrianna Lima, or sex with pre preggers Adrianna Lima. Im simply pointing out that most men would defiantly prefer the latter. HERRRR DERRRRR, you get it now??

    • GG1000

      Dude, VS doesn’t give a rat’s who you wanna get your freak on with. Women buy 99% of their stuff and in that case, “she’s a mom but she’s still hot” is great marketing.

  35. President of VS

    CEO: “at this next campaign, when you walk the carpet, do something sexy for all the photos! what do you got that is super sexy???”
    Models: *blank stares
    CEO: “o…k….. that’s a bit sexy, but something more….what is something SUPER sexy to you???”
    Models: *confused stares
    CEO: “fuck it, just blow the crowd kisses….”

  36. Miranda Kerr Victorias Secret
    Guest
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    If every woman had 100′s of thousands (or an agency to give it free) to spend on a trainer, cook, nanny, and dietition, we’d all look this good ALL THE TIME.

  37. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    HumpinFrog
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    “Yea, I want on Jersey Shore! Where’s the gang bang round here? Bada Bing Bada Boo.”

  38. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
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    *looks around* Damn, my hemline is longer than everybody else’s. I know what I’ll do… *flashes panties*

  39. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    sam
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    so beautiful!!!!

  40. the captain

    it’s very simple: YOU JUST TAKE A GIRL BY THE HAND……….

  41. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    dress
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    what? I LOVE THE DRESS.. its like D&G

  42. Joanna Krupa Victorias Secret
    ruby
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    she looks like shed melt if you put her near a flame

  43. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    ruby
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    she pulls of the predrinking half a bottle of gin in the limo look with a aplomb, guess thats why shes their 8 million dollar girl.

  44. Candice Swanepoel Victorias Secret
    ruby
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    this is driving me insane

  45. Lu

    Adriana is drunk, it’s so obvious. Hilarious. She once stated that she wouldn’t go do some events without having 10 caipirinhas first. (Brasilian cocktail)

  46. Joanna Krupa Victorias Secret
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    wtf is she doing there?

  47. Jessics

    Worst kissy face ever.

  48. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    mcclain
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    miranda kerr looks great. candice swanepoel too..but wtf kind of 80′s lingerie witch dress is she wearing?? o.O

    and photo 28 with adriana made me cackle

  49. according 2 math $8 million = a lot of cheese burgers n fries… then why the hell this bitches are gettin slimmer…

  50. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
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    best bitch on VS, ill pay for a lesbo clip with her n Angelina Jolie (+some weight)

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