Victoria’s Secret by Michael Bay

The Superficial / December 3, 2010

It’s no secret I hate Michael Bay to the point where it manifests itself at the drop of a hat. Case in point, my grandmother asked me to pass the potatoes during Thanksgiving dinner and I yelled, “Transformers 2 gave me AIDS!” before smashing the gravy boat. That said, Michael Bay was allowed to direct another Victoria’s Secret holiday commercial (Here’s last year’s.) which should literally be the only thing he’s allowed to do from here on out. Clearly it’s his calling. I mean, shit, this thing has unicorns, and I’m pretty sure some sort of subplot where Adriana Lima tells me I’m Jesus. Honestly, I’m a little woozy, so she might have said “Sexual Batman.” I should really lie down for a minute…

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