It’s Victoria’s Secret Angels in Spandex

Alright, who showed them my penis?

After a long day of delicately exploring such controversial topics as race riots, chloroforming your kid to death, Down babies and naming your son after your ex because Orlando Bloom is a wee little vagina-man, I thought it’d be nice to post something we all can agree on. Namely that Victoria’s Secret models are gorgeous examples of what every woman’s body should look like or forever be shunned by society. That’s about as incendiary as oatmeal.

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