Victoria’s Secret Angels, Anyone? And Other News

November 17th, 2011 // 22 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- George Clooney had other plans for this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. [Huffington Post]

- Rebecca Black is ready for Round 2 of cyber-tween death threats. [Dlisted]

- Blake Lively‘s lack of cleavage clearly indicates her hatred of Pedro Almodovar. [Lainey Gossip]

- So she should take some notes from these ladies. [theCHIVE]

- Vienna Girardi in Daisy Dukes. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Irina Shayk in her underwear. [IDLYITW]

- Elle Macpherson wears this to sell lingerie. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Christian Serratos was somehow overlooked during our Twilight premiere coverage. We’ve failed you. [Popoholic]

- Sofia Vergara gets scornfully hated by women in 3.. 2.. [TooFab]

- LeAnn Rimes makes sure to mention how much she loves eating on Thanksgiving. [Just Jared]

- The last chance for Jonah Hill to make you laugh. (Read: He’s still fat in this one.) [FilmDrunk]

- Katt Williams‘ crew is shoplifting at Best Buy now. Of course. [TMZ]

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had sex in front of the entire crew of Breaking Dawn. [Popsugar]

- Jennifer Lopez‘s new boyfriend got that memo from her management. [Bossip]

- Absolutely nothing good can come of this picture of Vladimir Putin. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Tess Taylor [Heavy]

- The 100 Hottest Sports Pics Ever: Little League World Series not included, sorry Sandusky. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Taco McSmacko

    Photo boys got the best taste!

  2. I wouldn’t be picky…..All three.

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Victorias Secret
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Giddy up! I don’t understand how anyone pays “Horse Head” t model for them.

    Eat a damn burger!

  4. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    Mr Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    nice teeth, horse face

  5. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn man, those eyes.
    WOW.

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio Adriana Lima Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    Commented on this photo:

    Adriana’s giant labia needs some work done.

  7. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
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    Hottest woman on the planet.

  8. RJ

    More Candice! More Candice! More Candice!

  9. Artofwar

    ….It never fails to tickles me a bit– you know that naughty little tickle you get when you know something that others don’t. Well that’s the same naughty feeling I get when I hear the words Victoria’s Secrets—-see because to me Victoria’s little secret is so flagrantly obvious—-any woman with such a wide assortment and massive weight of ejaculatory inspiring pieces of underwear—at some point in her life without question had to be a professional prostitute/whore.

    Not judging here, just merely stating the obvious—Victoria was unquestionably a professional WHORE, and I say this with utmost respect.

    My suspicions tell me that a few people already had to have had privy to such info, but kept mum about the whole assorted affair because professional prostitutes tend to know an abundance of Italian men—and Italian men tend to…well, umm, you know—have people murdered—-but I mean this in the most respectable and non-stereotypical of ways.

    Anyway, so much for secrets. Sorry Vicky, but there comes a time when everyone must air-out their dirty laundry— more specifically in your case—air-out your urine stained panties–well at least the ones with the crotches still in them—no need to air-out the crotchless and ass-less ones.

    Tootles….Artofwar

  10. cc

    This absolutely, positively doesn’t remind me of university.
    I wish it did.

  11. Archies_Leach

    I won’t lie.

    I’m a simple person.

    Driven by simple carnal desires.

    I would fuck all three.

  12. Richard McBeef

    Normally I would just donate $20 to unicef or something to feed starving people, but I would take these malnourished young women into my home to feed them.

  13. Cardinal Fang

    I’d screw all of you to fuck all 3 of them. I’ll do them first though.

  14. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    jas
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    Seriously, she must know someone high up at VS because she is busted (that’s putting it nicely) without make-up…look it up, there’s a picture with her and another model at “lunch”, lunch for them is smoking a cigarette.

  15. Adriana Lima Victorias Secret
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    eh..smile is not her strongest feature

  16. Alessandra Ambrosio Adriana Lima Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    ok Adriana ..time to start eating solids agains

  17. Erin Heatherton Victorias Secret
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    she is SO PLAIN!!!!!!! I could find a million other qualified girls way better than her at my grocery store.

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