Victoria Silvstedt might be a slut

She looks like a test tube with something bubbling out of the top of it.

Damn Pagan, I was going to add you to my friends list on Myspace…what’s up with that crazy shit about knowing your last name or email? I didn’t know you could do that. You look pretty good for 41, impressive. You can add me if you like, tsarinaamanda is my friend ID. If not, that’s cool too. I have read a lot about Wicca, I find it really interesting but I don’t know anyone who is into it. It’s one of the few religions that make sense to me, besides Satanism, of course. :)

She’s hot but her tits look crap.

HER BOOBS ARE IN THE INCORRECT POSITION.

Fa – I am part Norwegian…I just LOVE barbarians. I can see it now….(uh-oh) you walking off a viking warship – all dressed in leather, big sword in your hand…..you are the King of your clan and are after me because I am the daughter of your enemy. You will make him pay through defiling me. I freeze at the sight of you…you wrap your arm in my long hair………….yeesh, I need to start writing romance books….this is crotch sizzlin gold here!!

I am Italian, Irish, Norwegian, and English. I got the red hair and I have brown eyes with red highlights similar to my hair. My sister has really dark hair and her eyes match as well. Brother – well he is blonde with sky blue eyes – he got the Norwegian coloring…I got a mix of Italian with the olive skin and Irish/Celtic with the red hair.

Everyone else is doing it…I feel like I should post my email address…

cruising4donna@msn.com

Yeah, that’s right Donna.
Donna does Dallas
Delicious Donna

Go ahead add to the list while I pour my wine.

No bananas allowed.

Pagan: Nice combo. I’m German, Irish, Scottish, Swedish, Dutch, and Sicilian (I guess great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Olaf must have been one of the Vikings who raided the island way back when).

Ahhhh… bella Donna!

Well, someone had to be cheesy and say it…

Fa I flippin LOVE Golf carts. I used to drive around with the beer coolers at Navy Relief Golf Tournaments. We used to see how far we could jump them :) LOL

tsarinaamanda – you may be able to get your medical insurance to pay for it. While they are fun, they can cause all kindsa back, neck, and shoulder problems. Check into it. A friend of mine did and got her reduction. Perky bitch now after 3 kids….grrrrrrr! LOL

If you really get into the classic Satanism it isnt sacrifice, etc. It is really animistic in that they wont put up with weakness. They are extremely protective of their children. Just really interesting.

I have to commend you on reading up on it. But then again, of course you have a brain, your on here, huh? LOL

You may know a Witch or 2 and not know it. Alot of us are still in the “Broom closet” due to all the bad info and fucktards (I so LOVE that word!) who propagate it.

Fa – funny you should mention Olaf…I am a descendant of King Olaf Tryggvasson. Bow bitch! LOL

My grandfather’s mother was Sicilian and father was Italian. Well, let me tell ya, family reunions were pretty tense.

He married my 100% Irish grandmother. Oh do I miss that woman! Firey red hair and temper to match.

hahahahahaha, victoria who? no one knows who this girl is in the UK, apart from, obviously she has mistakenly been washing in tropicana. and she is a slut. This has, made my day. FACT.

Feed_Me_Chocolate…

THIS IS GREAT! Okay.. let me get this straight…
1. You live in San Bernardino (that’s pathetic enough)
2. You are raising a child in the ghetto slum of So. Cal.
AND
3. You have tiny bozangas???

HA HA HA HA HA

Pagan-

Yeah, I read the Satanic Bible (by Anton LaVey, I think that’s what it was called) and I liked it’s “Me first” motto. I am also working my way through Buckland’s Complete Book of Witchcraft. I am ALWAYS reading, it is my favorite thing to do. Lovecraft’s books are also really good, if you haven’t read any, go get them.

And you stole my stalking thing because I already said YOU are stalking ME! You are, after all, a card carrying member of C.O.O.B. and yo know what that is, idiot.

Go back to the ghetto… oh wait, you never left.

I don’t think I’d tell her to fuck off if she was going down on me….

Ya know, R’lyeh is really nice this time of year….

114: Reminds me of a great t-shirt I saw once

“Stop pulling my ears, I know what I’m doing!”

Although technically, it should probably go on a hat.

Oh, and BTW, what the hell is wrong with being a slut???

How are her boobies not falling out???

114 I bet she’s the selfish type (like me). She would make YOU lick a lot.

Suck alot, Cruising… SUCK…..

email me you deliciously cunty bitch

krisdylee@hotmail.com

Tsarina – the 2 things ALL Pagans have in common: 1. we are voracious readers – we read TONS. 2. we are techie geeks. OK there is a 3rd – SEX!! LOL

Raymond Buckland is a good read. Scott Cunningham has some good books out, too. You should get “Drawing Down the Moon”. That really goes through the history of The Craeft.

Wicca as a religion in itself is fairly new. We try to recreate as close as possible nature worship from ancient times. This information was gathered from archeological digs, etc. Some of it was filled in from ceremonial magicians such as Alistair Crowley. One of the reasons we get a bad rap is because of him. If you do some research you will find he was pretty flippin amazing.

If you have any questions, just let me know. witchvox.com is a great site. It is where most of us go. Wren’s nest on that site is where news relating to Paganism, nature, politics, etc is posted. If you read the comments you will find that we are an extemely diverse group, just like any other religions.

I really REALLY wish I could turn people into toads…that would so flippin ROCK!!

MOTORBOAT!!!! I’m a motorboating son of a bitch.

krisdylee

LOL on the hotmail account…girl it should be “scortchinghotmail” from some of your posts.

I am holding up my Smirnoff Twisted 5 mandarin orange to you

BoredBlonde

LOL I was just thinking that!

Gotta have them “write” the ABCs…oh yeah, if they miss one…they have to keep “writing it”

Hmm… I don’t have a myspace account… this will have to do…

It’s good to know the ethnic backgrounds of everyone here. You know, in case I need to start with ethnic slurs. Or I could just go with “dick-faced nigger” — it’s the “Charlie Sheen” insult for white women” if you haven’t been on thesmokinggun.com. I think it covers all races.

And Tranny, Colorado is the bastard child of Montana and Wyoming. There, I said it.

120 Lick, suck and finger fuck.

Sing it together now.. Lick, suck and finger fuck…

once again

Somehow, I have missed Feed_Me’s pic. Please re-post that. And anyone else who’s ever shown their face (or bottom) on this thread, please put it up again.

That way, when I’m having a tea party with my imaginary friends, I’ll have proper faces to put with the names.

P.S. By “tea,” I mean “vodka-straight-from-the-bottle.”

Yo LAME bananas OR WILLOW …when I said no bananas…I meant you. Crazy mulitple personality fucker. We’re not friends.

Sweetcheeks

Hon, you just caused a HUGE mess on alot of monitors and keyboards.

http://www.myspace.com/therealpaganqueen

126: erm, my ethnic slurs: Kraut (see also hun, heine, jerry, buckethead), bog-hopper (see also mick, taig, croppy, paddy), jock, big dumb swede, cheeseroller, and wop (see also dago). Have fun.

sweetcheeks…nice link, you’re a hottie. May I come to the party? I’m Italian 50% and the rest of me is Irish and German.

Cruisin

I just kicked whimpy-willow’s pimply ass on the Hilary Swank thread…I see you have made him cry harder. Nice going :)

131: Concur. Yowza!

Pagan Queen — what did you do in the Navy? I’m here at NAS Jax.

134 The best part is that the email “it” sent went directly to the junk folder…it was as if MSN knew.

Fa

Oh please DONT do that – I am really tipsy and would LOVE to add a bunch of slurs, but I already made whimpy willow cry – dont wanna hurt anymore feelings ya know. All that karma may come and run over me as whimpy was saying earlier.

Good thing I got my blackhawk out and I got the site dot in the middle of someone’s pimply forehead. Go ahead, make my day!

LOL – oh shit, it is probably a 14 year old kid. I just hope it is a middle age gay guy that hasnt realized it is OK to touch himself.

sweetcheeks

Was a CTO. Now I guess they are CTNs. I was stationed at Corry Station for A and C school. That was in the 80s when the drinking age was 18. If I could live just 1 more night back then!

I died my hair blonde, had the Flock of Seagull’s lead singer’s hairstyle…was a total “New Ager”. I got pictures. Guaranteed to result in severe bouts of uncontrollable hillarity!

Fa – dont say it, just dont fucking say it!

email me too, Pagan, you hot fucking bitch…

*whistles innocently*

130: The voices in her head say you are, though.

Pagan: I remember having parachute pants and a Swiss Army shirt. Perhaps not the wisest fashion choice – although it was fairly comfortable as I recall.

Thank you all.

EVERYONE is invited to the party. It’s usually a six or seven hour “tea” that concludes with me falling down the front stairs, making out with CruisingforCock, accidently drinking bong water, calling krisdylee a big slutty slut and then making out with her, crying, then punching HWMNBN in the balls for showing up, and then telling everyone to get the fuck out of my house because I’m not that kind of girl.

Then I usually throw up and Fa Cube Itches steals my DVD player and takes a picture of me passed out under the toilet.

Gwen Stefani had her baby today!
Yay!

TLTC

Here goes…

http://ca.360.yahoo.com/my_profile.html

Hope I did this right…

sweetcheeks, when we make out, i cry too, with joy….

I tend to smoke too much at your parties and eating all the chips and frosting in the can…

#122– other cool things about Wicca and Paganism: Sex Magick. ;)

Man, them’s some ugly boobies. Are we supposed to know who this woman is? Is she really a woman or a tranny? If you click on her photo those boobs look like they’re going to sprout hair any moment.