Victoria Silvstedt might be a slut

K-ra

Playmate of the year, from some year I don’t remember. It was the landmark occasion where Playboy had some blonde girl with a fake rack pose naked. People were stunned, everywhere.

In honor of all things unholy, I, too, will contribute to the sign of the devil:

Stevie Ray Vaughn (of Double Trouble, temporarily)and David Gilmore (Pink Floyd) = best guitarists

John Paul Jones (Zeppelin) Roger Waters (Pink Floyd) = best bassists

Stumpy Joe, Pete McLochness (Spinal Tap) = best drummers EVER

There is a fine line between “clever” and “stupid,” people. A very fine line…

And also, “You can’t dust for vomit.”

Oh Sweetcheeks, I was so beginning to like you. You just named all my most hated bands…I have nothing against classic rock, but I am more into Jethro Tull, Flying Burrito Brothers(not into gospel, just love the riffs) Hendrix, Cream…you get the pic. But. music is like a box of chocolates…if you don’t like it, inject it with stryccnine and feed it to your peers. Anyone wanna candy?

I guess we’re broken up FOREVER!!!

P.S. Jethro Tull eats boogers.

you know as soon as you hit 666, some moron will come in and post ‘last’ and run it up to 667.

Fucker.

So, close, Ari, so close. There are flies buzzing around my computer and I just vomited pea soup — oh my GOD, look out your window, I think the moon just turned to blood.

MOMMA LOVES MANBO… Yummy TITIES

Hey, Tranny:

Aqua Lung makes me want to take an AQUA DUMP. How ya like THEM apples?

660

661

My oldest daughter likes Sepultura

and Metallica

Just a tip.. never EVER have early Metallica (first three CDs, before they sucked) playing during sex. You’ll kill yourself…

Am I it?! Am I it? The power of Christ COMPELS YOU!!!!

Dammit. Now I’ve got goat’s blood all over my keyboard…

This is it FOR SURE! Hail Mary, full of Grace…

NOOOOOOO I AM THE VESSEL OF THE DARK LORD.

Good night.

I MADE US PASS IT!! BWA HA HA!! 667!! HA HA!

Since we’re past it anyway, I’ve been feeding squirrels Power Bars the last three months. They’ve become aggressive and obsessed. There’s more fucking and they also stared-down a cat today. They make clicks and gurgling sounds when they come up on the deck en masse. I’m scared. I’m also insane.

With all the options available to rid one’s armpits of hair, you would think this chick would at least take advantage of one. Razor, wax, or laser, honey…take your pick.

I like Swedes (in moderation) and Here at least I learned not to feed squirrels Power Bars – but… this thread takes the… all time ….zzz…Boredom…. zzzz…Award….

661? Why stop here? Let’s go for…1,000. Can you handle the pahwuh?

*671 (now 672)

Goodmorning, how are my favorite cocks and cunts doing? Lets keep this thing going. Go for 700.

Nice boobs!

674??? This has to be some new record or something.

#574
Natalie Portman looks like a 12 year old boy

lol, hear the boy speaking :)

http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1439_natalieraps.shtml

i know you’ve all seen it, but this post
is not for everyone :)

#611
watched the video
yup
life’s a beach
then you marry one :)

so, maybe reflect on the word “oops”

for a while

karma babe :)

That video was freakin’ hilarious — she’s really gettin’ into it –

674 – It’s easy to have this many posts when people come on and say “nice boobs”. The depth and complexity of your statement leaves little room for conversation development or elaboration. I think we need to cleanse these posters, only because I’m feeling like Nazi Germany, which is like having a small headache and nausea.
Although, her boobs are very nice.

its obvious, guys.
when they did the boob job, they forgot to put in the nipples.

lol… np mb :)

…oh and dudes…

here… moderator is spelt

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lol b*itches : ) )

God, you regulars are vain and nasty.

“I can be vulgar!”…”I can be more vulgar!”…
“I can spew shit!”…”I can spew more shit!”…
“I can talk dirty!”…”I can talk dirtier!”…
“I’m popular (on this site)!”…”I’m more popular (on this site)!”…

“I’m so hot, sexy and popular, I’ve got nothing better to do than post crap on a gossip site 900 times a day, all day every day!”

“I talk about nasty sex so much because, obviously, the old and true saying **those who do it don’t have to talk about it** doesn’t apply to ME!”

“I’ve got to validate my self-worth by proving how clever, witty, sexy and popular I am on a fucking celebrity gossip site!”

“I’ve got to gang up on the few goofy, silly, different, sweet people on this site…to prove how cynical and popular I am!” Sound like high school? No, wait, make that middle school.

I’m usually a lurker, but just have to say what a bunch of pathetic losers you really look like to people who just check in once in awhile. Maybe you should get your heads out of your asses, get off this site, and actually get a life.

(Clue: almost 700 posts in a few days by about the same, oh, I don’t know, 8 people?)

Iambananas:
You sound like a sweet person. Don’t let these pitiful assholes get you down. Consider the source.

Like the 50% of the populartion of the south-west of the United States

#682
hello
you’ll be fine
audrey hepburn
wouldn’t respond

Last bitches!

Oh, yes! She’s a slutty-slutty crazy babe looking for a huge, hard dick which can fuck her and make her come! What a slutty babe!

AAh, no, my neeples are so sensitive, I’m losing control of my spectacular body! I wanna be fucked by you, yes, let me taste you! I’m your godness! YEEEES!

For all the abuse she gets on the board, she looks hot and classy at times honestly she can be a money grubbing gold-digger its fun to watch her.