Victoria Silvstedt might be a slut

May 26th, 2006 // 688 Comments

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Victoria who?

  2. ellaminnowpea

    Might be?

  3. krisdylee

    I can’t stop staring at her tits.

  4. ellaminnowpea

    cheezy boob job…trout mouth….typical hobag —— NEXT!

  5. ellaminnowpea

    you can tit-fuck those under-ripe cantalopes!!!

  6. Ritzy

    wow thats alot of cleavaggeee

    lmao kris

  7. krisdylee

    See, I am of the small-breasted bunch, proud that I can find shirts that fit me… but yet, I do wonder what it would be like to have giganto-boobs. It would be fun, just for one day… I’d totally drive around topless.

  8. Wild Rose

    I *can* stop staring at her fake tits—in fact, I find that dick-trough between them frightening!

  9. BarbadoSlim

    Ok so her website features her, ahem …”resume”
    among the highpoints of her “career” are:

    *spokesmodel (whatever the fuck that is) for the Ultimate Fighting League.

    *spokesmodel ” ” for Patron Tequila.

    that’s a quality celeb.

  10. VanillaSalTyBaLLs

    mmmmmmmmmm…bozangas!!!!

  11. ScriptRadar

    She’s hawt.

  12. look at the size of these boobies!!!

    http://www.playpacman.net

  13. OhAySis

    Aha, now I know where those two cantaloupes went that I couldn’t find in my grocery bags when I got back from the store last week.

  14. OhAySis

    Saying this woman might be slut is kinda like saying that Richard Simmons might be a tad bit fruity.

  15. BSfan

    Whole the hell is she? What’s that? Look at her what?

    HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE MAGUMBOS!!!!!!!!!!

    In conclusion… slut deffinatly a slut. But who cares?

    Superfish guy I must say I am indeed very dissapointed.

  16. ellaminnowpea

    small perky tits beat knee hugging (think Tara Reid) saggy tits any day of the week!

  17. Ari

    OK, pic #2. Did she have her nipples surgically removed or something? There definitely should be a nip slip there, methinks.

  18. ScriptRadar

    Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-romski!

  19. HollyJ

    this woman is frightfully ugly – and the only thing that makes her not “scary ugly” is everything fake about her – long lashes, blonde hair, big boobies… I bet she’s Howard Stern under all that almay and anaesthetia..

    could her chin be any more pronounced? is she related to Leno? is she really a he ?

    that third photo also reminds me of something else… a big-mouthed bass (yeah, @4- maybe trout, maybe bigmouthed bass..some kind of fish… the pole-smoking kind)

  20. bigponie

    holy mother of all that’s horny, now that’s what I call a “cum receptacle”

  21. Satyricon

    Victoria is all for ending AIDS as she is keeping those huge tits covered up….thats dedication!

    Satyricon

  22. mrs.t

    her boobs might be fake.

  23. ScriptRadar

    Her boobs are real… big.

  24. SparklingStarlet

    It could be worse. She could have just wrote “AIDS IS BAD AND STUFF” on her privates with body paint and humped some HIV victim on the red carpet in front of his grandparents, priest, and 9 year old nephew. And then bent over and shown her ass crack to the paparrazzi just as the head of the event came on to make a speech about bravery and courage and all that shit.

    In about ten years, when gravity kicks in, she’ll look like she has two bowling balls kicking her in the knees.

  25. M@ce

    If look closely into her open mouth in the last photo, you can actually see the little man who is controlling this cartoonish, artificial monstrosity.

    IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!

    SMASH!!

  26. Steph

    My first thought was “how is she managing to cover everything up?” but then I realized she definitely isn’t. Oh well. Maybe if more women wore dresses like that to AIDS events you’d have more men attending and donating to look all special and rich.

  27. Fa Cube Itches

    Met her one night up at Falcon on Sunset. Actually fairly nice lady, and damn good looking in person. Looks like she might have had implants since then, though.

    17: Ari – I agree, it looks like a nip was airbrushed out or covered over with makeup or something.

  28. henrysgirl

    That dress looks really, really painful to wear. It’s so tight you can see the veins under her boob-skin. OUCH!
    On the plus side, she’s got nice teeth,though not nice teats.

  29. TrannyGranny

    Fa; I actually met her in Aspen, she IS really nice. But the conversation was stilted, as she just couldn’t seem to stop sucking my cock. I was like, “hey, you’re famous, lets at least talk” and she kept saying “blgglll…..ughihi…bllllgggg” Why does this always happen when I meet celebrities?

  30. In your face

    You can see her panties too!!! YEAH BABY!

  31. bigponie

    there’s only ONE thing i wanna do to this girl…

    fuck it
    screw it
    poke it
    lick it
    eat it
    and sleep with it

    does that count as one…

  32. ScriptRadar

    Here’s a better picture of the fembot in questions:

    http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/8131/884magazinevictoriasilvstedtfh.jpg

  33. the_pigeon_finds_a_hotdog

    So THAT is what you get when you shave a dogs ass and teach it to walk backwards.

    Those are some butt ugly tatas.

  34. ScriptRadar

    *in question*

  35. BoredBlonde

    I’d hit it!!!

  36. She

    Her boobd are fake…

  37. Italian Stallion

    What the duece……BoredBlonde, just made Stallion kick his horseshoes off with that comment, Stallion remembers what BoredBlonde looked like and pictured it………

  38. CR

    I’ve seen lots of playboy news stand specials with her in them. However, that was like… 10 years ago.

  39. JJJ

    At last, a natural beauty!

  40. She

    *boobs

  41. She’s just so awful ! look at her fake nose !

    disgusting !

    Real “Stars” in Cannes are much more Glamour, especially French actresses.

    if U wanna see Cannes Festival’s pix click here :

    http://blogville.oldiblog.com/?page=photos&idgal=152607

    Bises

  42. TrannyGranny

    38 Stallion Was bored blond the hot chick that was totally freaked out by a bunch of strangers wanting to fuck her, or was she that cross-eyed bitch fucking a wombat? I can’t seem to remember. Oh, I know an excellent livery man to help you with your probably size 16 shoes.

  43. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    Holy crapples, aren’t there supposed to be nipples inthe center of the breast? And I’m with krisdylee in the small-breast category. The only time I had “big” boobs (a C ) is when I was nursing, and those weren’t any fun. You touch them, they start squirting milk like you pricked a hole ina water balloon.

  44. ebayfan414

    1) Her boobies are so big, they are wearing her, not the other way around.

    2) What’s with annoying blond hoes and lazy eyes? Is there some sort of scientific connection?

    3) Who the fuck are those boobs…er…victoria?

  45. Pagan Queen

    Yeah!! You guys are on. It so SUCKS not to be able to post at work!

    I would NOT hit it. I am not bi – never experimented…love the cock too damned much!!!

    Fa – how bout some belly scratches for the Army dog! Hows dat?

    Ari – How is my favorite AF brat?

    Krisdylee – I love reading your posts. Would love to have a beer with you one day. You make me miss my Navy buddies.

    Italian Stallion and bigponie – thanks for the laugh with the sexual innuendos on the Paris Hilton post. Nothing like lets-do-it-till-we-are-sore-gasms. Just gotta make sure your partner knows how to kiss the boo boo after!

    Tranny – you sexy beast…when are you going to leave our fair state?

    I, being as superficial as the rest of you morons, got a myspace account and posted my picture.

    Oh yeah – this is what 41 looks like when you take care of yo’self bitches!!

    Sorry – no nudity…

  46. xc0mplicated

    Fakest. Tits. Ever. You can literally see the skin trying to stretch over those things.

  47. damn – the url didnt post…all those cool points gone.

    http://www.myspace.com/therealpaganqueen in case it didnt post

  48. Pagan Queen

    Feed me – lol I know what you mean. I had a DD when I was breastfeeding. I was in the shower one night and the baby was asleep. My husband thought he would sneak in and get some action. I turned around and the milk was just pouring in streams. I dont think I have ever seen that man look so ill!

  49. Giggles

    You guys think they’re fake? Really? Come on…no…..

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